This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ seems to have been quite a challenge. These captions answered the challenge.
Here are the winning captions for following photo:
1) (Teflon93) - "Well, Bernie, when I refer to the 'gender gap', I mean something different entirely...."
2) (Ian Hamet) - "Man, he TOTALLY looks like the bald dude Indy fought around the airplane in Raiders. Wonder if I could take him?"
3) (spacemonkey) - "Bush wonders: "Hmmm, reckon what ol' Spongebob'd do in a sichy-ay-shun like this."
Honorable Mention
4) (McGehee) - "As Kerik spoke, Bush gradually leaned back so Jenna's spitwad-shooter would have a clear shot."
5) (-S-) - "Shut up. Shuut uuup. Shuuutt UUUUPPPP. Shut the heck UUPPP. Shutup. Shutupshutupshutupshuuuttuuuuuup. Shut up. Shut the heck UUUPPP!"
6) (The WASP) - "Who did you think you were going to work for? Clinton?"
Until next Friday...




Comments (11)
Truly an honor. T... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Teflon93 | December 20, 2004 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Truly an honor.
Thank you,
Teflon93
1. Posted by Teflon93 | December 20, 2004 7:52 AM |
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Posted on December 20, 2004 07:52
2. Posted by -S- | December 20, 2004 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I have an after the fact offering here:
BUSH thinks ahead to the cross country bicycle course he'll ride later in the day and tries to mentally avoid associating the speed bumps he'll find on the course with the strange glow reflecting from Kerik's head.
2. Posted by -S- | December 20, 2004 9:36 AM |
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Posted on December 20, 2004 09:36
3. Posted by Dave | December 20, 2004 12:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Will he still be sporting this sticker on the back of his car?
http://www.cafepress.com/heartw
3. Posted by Dave | December 20, 2004 12:34 PM |
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Posted on December 20, 2004 12:34
4. Posted by McCain | December 20, 2004 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The judging was obviously hurried this week, but understandable given the holiday season rush. #1 is funny. #3 might be funny, but that would require some hours invested in watching the children's cartoon to be sure. The others could not remove the frown from my face.
4. Posted by McCain | December 20, 2004 1:54 PM |
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Posted on December 20, 2004 13:54
5. Posted by -S- | December 20, 2004 2:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain: Perhaps you should take efforts to remove the frown from your face first, then read comments by others on the internet. In my experience, waiting around with a frown on one's face, for someone else to come along and alleviate the frown, is never a successful process...your face, your frown, your responsibility to set things right, as it is with each and every one of us.
I think the point of the Caption Contest(s) is/are to just have a good time, to participate. It's one process in and of itself that is frown alleviating, not the results of the process, but the process itself. So, smile, be happy.
5. Posted by -S- | December 20, 2004 2:26 PM |
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Posted on December 20, 2004 14:26
6. Posted by ASLAN | December 20, 2004 9:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HO HUM OLD NEWS GET OVER IT!
6. Posted by ASLAN | December 20, 2004 9:15 PM |
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Posted on December 20, 2004 21:15
7. Posted by McGehee | December 20, 2004 9:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain must be pinch-hitting for MahaRichie in the sour grapes department.
7. Posted by McGehee | December 20, 2004 9:37 PM |
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Posted on December 20, 2004 21:37
8. Posted by McCain | December 20, 2004 11:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dear blogger S -
I am oh so glad that you take my jesting so seriously, and will use this knowledge to my advantage. Next time I'll kid around about tooth decay, so that your very serious response would be appropriate in context. But in all seriousness, I agree with your seriousness in that serious people like ourselves really need this weekly contest to smile. Thank God for the Wizbang photo caption contest, or our earthly lives would be devoid of joy. And thank YOU for the valuable contribution to reshaping my essence.
8. Posted by McCain | December 20, 2004 11:50 PM |
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Posted on December 20, 2004 23:50
9. Posted by spacemonkey | December 21, 2004 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Heh, I liked Ian's, but mine was good, too.
9. Posted by spacemonkey | December 21, 2004 9:53 AM |
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Posted on December 21, 2004 09:53
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 21, 2004 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, Group hug.
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 21, 2004 11:10 AM |
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Posted on December 21, 2004 11:10
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 21, 2004 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wanna buy some wood?"
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 21, 2004 11:11 AM |
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Posted on December 21, 2004 11:11