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"I don't know about you, bu... (Below threshold)1. Posted by jp | December 3, 2004 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't know about you, but porta-potties are getting too complicated!"
1. Posted by jp | December 3, 2004 4:27 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:27
2. Posted by Billski | December 3, 2004 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton introduces the latest in liberal fashion; the Tinfoil Suit.
2. Posted by Billski | December 3, 2004 4:31 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:31
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wonkette fashions the next generation of Moonbat Gear
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 4:34 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:34
4. Posted by Robert | December 3, 2004 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is the jet pack they promised me???
4. Posted by Robert | December 3, 2004 4:37 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:37
5. Posted by MojoMark | December 3, 2004 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After falling from a horse and being paralyzed, Yoko Ono tries out her new wheelchair.
5. Posted by MojoMark | December 3, 2004 4:45 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:45
6. Posted by SixHertz | December 3, 2004 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton arrives driving her new 2008 election vehicle.
6. Posted by SixHertz | December 3, 2004 4:50 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:50
7. Posted by Jeff | December 3, 2004 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton stars in Disney's Willy Wonka on Ice.
7. Posted by Jeff | December 3, 2004 4:52 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 16:52
8. Posted by Chrees | December 3, 2004 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's nothing...you should see the horse that used that stirrup...
8. Posted by Chrees | December 3, 2004 5:04 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:04
9. Posted by KipEsquire | December 3, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laura Bush unveils her Second Inaugural dress.
9. Posted by KipEsquire | December 3, 2004 5:17 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:17
10. Posted by OneDrummer | December 3, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Janeane Garofalo unveils her new Vagina Sedgeway scotter....
10. Posted by OneDrummer | December 3, 2004 5:17 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:17
11. Posted by King Air | December 3, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ushi Nakagawa - aka the human sperm - prepares for launch in the latest version of Woody Allen's mythical "Orgasmitron."
11. Posted by King Air | December 3, 2004 5:17 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:17
12. Posted by OneDrummer | December 3, 2004 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Teresa Heinz-Kerry, shown in her new stage dress, stars in the new off-broadway hit Logan's Run Meets The Vaginal Monologues.....
12. Posted by OneDrummer | December 3, 2004 5:23 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:23
13. Posted by E. Nough | December 3, 2004 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just released: the fully portable John Kerry impersonation kit!
13. Posted by E. Nough | December 3, 2004 5:28 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:28
14. Posted by Editor | December 3, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The winner of The Rebel Billionaire rolls out in Virgin's newest form of transportation and declares she will "roll around the World" in a fortnight.
14. Posted by Editor | December 3, 2004 5:39 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:39
15. Posted by TallDave | December 3, 2004 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And you thought John Kerry's bunny suit was funny-looking!
15. Posted by TallDave | December 3, 2004 5:40 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:40
16. Posted by RightWingDuck | December 3, 2004 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With his passing, the evidence starts to leak out: Secret Proof that Christopher Reeves was gay.
16. Posted by RightWingDuck | December 3, 2004 5:41 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:41
17. Posted by RightWingDuck | December 3, 2004 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ruth Buzzi. The later years.
17. Posted by RightWingDuck | December 3, 2004 5:42 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:42
18. Posted by salomeh | December 3, 2004 5:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The latest fashion trend for break-through bloggers: It's pajamas, It's a toilet, It's both! (Shown here in the lefty foil version, also available in genuine deerskin for the right-of-center set.)
18. Posted by salomeh | December 3, 2004 5:42 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:42
19. Posted by Tim McNabb | December 3, 2004 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Steven Hawking shows off his new wheelchair, a gift from Elton John.
Tim McNabb
fivehundredwords.com
19. Posted by Tim McNabb | December 3, 2004 5:48 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:48
20. Posted by See-Dubya | December 3, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
> And you thought the outside of the Clinton Library looked trashy.
>Mrs. Snow Miser is in hot pursuit of some icicle.
> Still, some environmental activists found the Prius too bulky and inefficient, leading Toyota to introduce the miniscule, underdeveloped Preemus.
20. Posted by See-Dubya | December 3, 2004 5:50 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:50
21. Posted by Krispy | December 3, 2004 5:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Where's the mothership? Did it leave me behind AGAIN?!
21. Posted by Krispy | December 3, 2004 5:51 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 17:51
22. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, it's just Theresa Heinz-Kerry in her latest tractor, down on the farm in Pennsylvania. She has hubby in the trunk. Which is under her seat. Hillary chose the color scheme. Which is in honor of the Presidential Library's Adult Wing. Thus, the knee pads.
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Arrhggghhh, that was awful! I admit it, terrible, awful, bad.
22. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 6:01 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:01
23. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the Giant Rock Cocaine Chair!
23. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 6:04 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:04
24. Posted by Uncle Mikey | December 3, 2004 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Keoki Masahashi, come on down! You're the next contestant on Elephant Diarrhea Roulette!
24. Posted by Uncle Mikey | December 3, 2004 6:06 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:06
25. Posted by Jennifer | December 3, 2004 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Behold! The Fruits of Embryonic Stem Cell Research!
25. Posted by Jennifer | December 3, 2004 6:06 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:06
26. Posted by Hunter | December 3, 2004 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Ok you wookies .... Wheres that stud muffin Jubba the Hutt hiding....I know he's around here somewhere....(cortesy of Electric Vagina Weekly)
26. Posted by Hunter | December 3, 2004 6:07 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:07
27. Posted by Patrick Chester | December 3, 2004 6:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"We will unleash Monster Zero upon your pathetic planet unless you pay us.... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
27. Posted by Patrick Chester | December 3, 2004 6:19 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:19
28. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Although millions of dollars had been spent on marketing studies that proved conclusively that 69% percent of males over the age of 18 would seriously consider buying a Singular Transportation Device (STD) shaped like a giant vagina, once Motor Trend Magazine coined the phrase Motor City Muff Driver sales projections plummeted. In the end the services of Mary Cheney had to be obtained to model the vehicle at the 2006 Detroit Auto Show and the CRVX 3000 turned out to be an abysmal failure.
28. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:20 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:20
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eventually the woman, whose name was eventually found to be Doris, from a Jerry Seinfeld episode, landed one more entertainment gig that she seemed singularly suited for.
29. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:24 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:24
30. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Vagina Travelogues
30. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 3, 2004 6:39 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:39
31. Posted by Omni | December 3, 2004 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow, these winterfresh mints really ARE cool!!"
31. Posted by Omni | December 3, 2004 6:39 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:39
32. Posted by LF | December 3, 2004 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
An early sneak peek of Captain Christopher "Kris" Pike, in fabulous full costume, on the set of the long awaited Star Trek: The Rainbow Generation.
32. Posted by LF | December 3, 2004 6:45 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:45
33. Posted by Barbara | December 3, 2004 6:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wonkette unveils the 2005 MoonBat-Mobile.
33. Posted by Barbara | December 3, 2004 6:49 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 18:49
34. Posted by Thomas Galvin | December 3, 2004 7:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Depressed liberals can finally get their spirits lifted up by entering a virtual world in which John Kerry has been elected President of the United States.
34. Posted by Thomas Galvin | December 3, 2004 7:05 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:05
35. Posted by Allium | December 3, 2004 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
EQ's answer to catassing
35. Posted by Allium | December 3, 2004 7:07 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:07
36. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | December 3, 2004 7:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Think that sucks? This sucks worse.
36. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | December 3, 2004 7:08 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:08
37. Posted by Andrew Y. | December 3, 2004 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anna Nicole Smith's third appearance at an awards ceremony in a month is finally a success at Kim Jong Il's first annual Commy Awards.
37. Posted by Andrew Y. | December 3, 2004 7:27 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:27
38. Posted by Teflon93 | December 3, 2004 7:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Jackson reports to prison in-processing at San Quentin.
38. Posted by Teflon93 | December 3, 2004 7:29 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:29
39. Posted by kenny | December 3, 2004 7:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laura Bush unveils her Second Inaugural dress.
39. Posted by kenny | December 3, 2004 7:34 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:34
40. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 3, 2004 7:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hi,my name is Norbu Kai Schitz,I just swallowed an IPod and the good folks at Reynolds Aluminum took this picture!"
40. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 3, 2004 7:39 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:39
41. Posted by jd watson | December 3, 2004 7:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The French Government today unveiled their prototype lunar rover. Though problems still remain, and France currently has no lunar exploration program, the announcement was hailed as a brilliant move to counter-balance the gauche functionalism of past American and Russian products, positioning the French fashion industry to capitalize on the need for a cultured aesthetic in the 21st century space market.
41. Posted by jd watson | December 3, 2004 7:40 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:40
42. Posted by Jim S | December 3, 2004 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary Clinton reenacts the moment she became born again.
42. Posted by Jim S | December 3, 2004 7:46 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:46
43. Posted by RR | December 3, 2004 7:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle Malkin displays the new border patrol lunar rover designed to stop illegal Martians.
43. Posted by RR | December 3, 2004 7:56 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:56
44. Posted by Michael D | December 3, 2004 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Chinese lady trying to fight the decepticons."
"Go Autobots!"
44. Posted by Michael D | December 3, 2004 7:59 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 19:59
45. Posted by MahaRichie | December 3, 2004 8:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Living up to her reputation as the ultimate cunt,Hillary clinton attends a lesbian Halloween party dressed as a 'frozen mobile vagina,complete with feathered clitoris.
45. Posted by MahaRichie | December 3, 2004 8:04 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 20:04
46. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 3, 2004 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This just in...the Tin Man's wife is seeking a stay of execution from the governor...
46. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 3, 2004 8:11 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 20:11
47. Posted by Anachronda | December 3, 2004 8:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...And since it's electric, you can register it as a motorcycle in California.
47. Posted by Anachronda | December 3, 2004 8:19 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 20:19
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 3, 2004 8:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After much consternation, Democrats finally reveal the new chairman of the DNC...
Get it? chair-man?
48. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | December 3, 2004 8:25 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 20:25
49. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | December 3, 2004 8:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and in 2148 the Democrats finally admitted their policies alienated the country and returned to the Oval office. Shown here is standard Presidential Aid uniform, complete with nanotech enhanced kneepads..."
49. Posted by Patrick Lasswell | December 3, 2004 8:38 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 20:38
50. Posted by jason | December 3, 2004 8:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whatever happend to those Segway things?
Jason
50. Posted by jason | December 3, 2004 8:54 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 20:54
51. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 3, 2004 9:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Kiss"? I am confused, Captain. What is this thing you call "kiss"?
51. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 3, 2004 9:29 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 21:29
52. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 9:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What? There's something on my shoe?"
52. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 9:44 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 21:44
53. Posted by Falco Jugger | December 3, 2004 9:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Like all remakes, the new The Day The Earth Stood Still sucked, especially the politically correct changing of Gort to a woman of color in an electric car
53. Posted by Falco Jugger | December 3, 2004 9:49 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 21:49
54. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 9:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caption: The astronaut, Ms. Nakagawa, as she exits the newly returned spacecraft from Mars; scientists are considering a two-week decontamination regime but have yet to determine where Ms. Nakagawa ends and the contaminants from Mars begin; further tests are planned.
54. Posted by -S- | December 3, 2004 9:50 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 21:50
55. Posted by caltechgirl | December 3, 2004 9:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yoko Ono in "Paraplegic Snow Fairies On Ice"
55. Posted by caltechgirl | December 3, 2004 9:57 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 21:57
56. Posted by Beck | December 3, 2004 10:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Things go horribly wrong at Toyota when the Special Assistant to the CEO mistranslates instructions to, "Get me an IPOD."
56. Posted by Beck | December 3, 2004 10:09 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 22:09
57. Posted by Amicus Curiae | December 3, 2004 10:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"The royal penis is clean your highness!"
57. Posted by Amicus Curiae | December 3, 2004 10:37 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 22:37
58. Posted by Mark | December 3, 2004 11:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry's third wife readies for 2008 Presedential race.
58. Posted by Mark | December 3, 2004 11:02 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 23:02
59. Posted by roketmensh | December 3, 2004 11:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
iNSCRuTaBLe SYMBiAN CoNTRoL CHaiR
to be featured in the upcoming
ReVeNGe oF MeCHaGoDZiLLa 2005
59. Posted by roketmensh | December 3, 2004 11:58 PM |
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Posted on December 3, 2004 23:58
60. Posted by Geo | December 4, 2004 12:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I guess I just don't understand French automobiles.
60. Posted by Geo | December 4, 2004 12:07 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 00:07
61. Posted by Hunter | December 4, 2004 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Ms Libby Moonbat makes her public debute as the first woman born with her overies and vagina on the outside of her body......(curtesy of Medical Marvels Annual)
61. Posted by Hunter | December 4, 2004 12:11 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 00:11
62. Posted by Cheryl Doubinin | December 4, 2004 12:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WOW, they were right the new diet pill really works not only am i lighter i can sit in the palm of the hand of this new air diet-namic vehicle of the future.
62. Posted by Cheryl Doubinin | December 4, 2004 12:27 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 00:27
63. Posted by OldWhig | December 4, 2004 12:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, many previous entries embolden me to attempt this: "Can you dig it? It's like a sex machine!?..."
63. Posted by OldWhig | December 4, 2004 12:53 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 00:53
64. Posted by Wheelson | December 4, 2004 1:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sneak peak of the final "The Apprentice" episode where candidates are faced with creating a new car for Toyota Motors.
64. Posted by Wheelson | December 4, 2004 1:05 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 01:05
65. Posted by Jim Price | December 4, 2004 1:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Take me to your peter...uh...leader."
65. Posted by Jim Price | December 4, 2004 1:13 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 01:13
66. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 4, 2004 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm sure to impress Burt Rutan by driving THIS!!!
66. Posted by Tom Blogical | December 4, 2004 1:53 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 01:53
67. Posted by Perry Peterson | December 4, 2004 2:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Monica on her way to Little Rock for permanent display in the Adult wing of the Presidential Library
67. Posted by Perry Peterson | December 4, 2004 2:11 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 02:11
68. Posted by Ron | December 4, 2004 2:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
June Jetson arrives in her new top-o-the-line Chevrolet "Stooly".
68. Posted by Ron | December 4, 2004 2:21 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 02:21
69. Posted by Pete | December 4, 2004 2:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Show me your peter. I’ll see your leader later.
69. Posted by Pete | December 4, 2004 2:24 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 02:24
70. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | December 4, 2004 2:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally! Someone invented something that looks dumber than a Segway.
70. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | December 4, 2004 2:29 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 02:29
71. Posted by Steel Turman | December 4, 2004 4:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jane Fonda AKA Barbarella tries out her new
wheelchair.
71. Posted by Steel Turman | December 4, 2004 4:57 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 04:57
72. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 4, 2004 5:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...Known only as "Toyo",the former Blanket Jackson is seen returning to Neverland for the 2022 holidays.
72. Posted by Moon Monkey | December 4, 2004 5:33 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 05:33
73. Posted by Jay Tea | December 4, 2004 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Desperate to counter the idea that a car is a phallic symbol, Toyota unveils the "Rolling Yoni," billed as the first "womb with a view."
J.
73. Posted by Jay Tea | December 4, 2004 7:55 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 07:55
74. Posted by Jay Tea | December 4, 2004 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Shojiro, do you have that list of names for the new concept model we've been working on?"
(reading list) "4Player... CervMatrix... Hymenlander... Vulvo..."
Shojiro, it's been a very long time since you got laid, hasn't it?"
J.
74. Posted by Jay Tea | December 4, 2004 7:56 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 07:56
75. Posted by Ginger Guy | December 4, 2004 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paula Zahn's make-up chair.
75. Posted by Ginger Guy | December 4, 2004 9:20 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 09:20
76. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 4, 2004 9:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I said 'Gay Marriage' not 'Gay Carriage!'"
76. Posted by Laurence Simon | December 4, 2004 9:44 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 09:44
77. Posted by JAB | December 4, 2004 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Takeshita, Inc. (OTCBB: GONOW) today unveiled its newest concept design, the Freeway Bidet, a new personal highway convenience for those who have to go while on the go.
77. Posted by JAB | December 4, 2004 9:46 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 09:46
78. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 4, 2004 9:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Edna decides to project herself far into the future to see who won the Weekend Caption Contest™ - Bush Edition from October 29, 2004.
78. Posted by Rodney Dill | December 4, 2004 9:58 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 09:58
79. Posted by McGehee | December 4, 2004 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In the tradition of the Hummer H2, which is twice as big and ugly and feature-cluttered as the H1, the makers of the Segway introduce the Segway S2.
79. Posted by McGehee | December 4, 2004 10:17 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 10:17
80. Posted by McGehee | December 4, 2004 10:18 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New in 2015: The Oldsmobile Orgasmatron!
80. Posted by McGehee | December 4, 2004 10:18 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 10:18
81. Posted by J.P. | December 4, 2004 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not pictured: the lion and the wardrobe.
81. Posted by J.P. | December 4, 2004 10:42 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 10:42
82. Posted by CodeBlueBlogMD | December 4, 2004 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And the world is asking: what kind of poison could have done this to Viktor Yushchenko?
82. Posted by CodeBlueBlogMD | December 4, 2004 10:56 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 10:56
83. Posted by Timmer | December 4, 2004 11:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin gets lazy and steals a pic from Sondra K's Haute Couture WTF.
83. Posted by Timmer | December 4, 2004 11:20 AM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 11:20
84. Posted by Mark L | December 4, 2004 12:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You mean I'm too overdressed to be the next Bond girl?
84. Posted by Mark L | December 4, 2004 12:03 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 12:03
85. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 4, 2004 12:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Is it any wonder that we can't control Medicaid spending?
85. Posted by Sean Gleeson | December 4, 2004 12:52 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 12:52
86. Posted by Eric | December 4, 2004 1:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chelsea Clinton: "Maybe this will finally get daddy's attention."
86. Posted by Eric | December 4, 2004 1:06 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 13:06
87. Posted by Hunter | December 4, 2004 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
....Sorry to interupt you my Queen....Theres a giant Dildo on wheels outside the front gates....The UPS guy says you ordered it from "Uncle Bob's Adult toy world"....Should I let him in?......
87. Posted by Hunter | December 4, 2004 2:27 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 14:27
88. Posted by Tig | December 4, 2004 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At last week's Super-hero bash, Cold Hearted Bitch allowed all a first look upon her new Vagina-mobile.
88. Posted by Tig | December 4, 2004 3:32 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 15:32
89. Posted by Oval Office | December 4, 2004 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Has knee-pads because the face is the only accessible part.
89. Posted by Oval Office | December 4, 2004 4:04 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 16:04
90. Posted by NF | December 4, 2004 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A vision of the future rejeced as too weird.
90. Posted by NF | December 4, 2004 4:59 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 16:59
91. Posted by D Carter | December 4, 2004 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
New from RONCO! The P.E.S.T.mobile! This high-tech vehicle enables you to maneuver through life without ever having to come into physical contact with Bush supporters. Order now, and get this special TV bonus: "Shades-o-Blue"! Unique, partisan eyewear that forever preserves the illusion of a Kerry victory.
You'd expect to pay over $1000 for this product at DNC headquarters, your local union hall, or at the CBS gift shop, but we're making it available at the amazingly low price of $19.95!! Oder now!! Operators are standing by.
91. Posted by D Carter | December 4, 2004 5:44 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 17:44
92. Posted by rhs | December 4, 2004 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Attributing John Kerry's loss to its inability to mobilize its base, the Democratic Party fires the donkey and adopts the moonbat as its new mascot.
92. Posted by rhs | December 4, 2004 6:04 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 18:04
93. Posted by Roy Lofquist | December 4, 2004 7:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
FCC approved Barbarella cut.
93. Posted by Roy Lofquist | December 4, 2004 7:21 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 19:21
94. Posted by Beck | December 4, 2004 9:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In the future, women will be genetically engineered with knee pads to make kitchen floor scrubbing that much easier."
94. Posted by Beck | December 4, 2004 9:12 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 21:12
95. Posted by McTrip | December 4, 2004 11:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Studio execs were far from convinced that Oliver Stone's pitch to combine the story of partial birth abortion and the Sonja Henje Story would play well in Jesusland.......
95. Posted by McTrip | December 4, 2004 11:46 PM |
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Posted on December 4, 2004 23:46
96. Posted by T. Lung | December 5, 2004 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The security patrol at the Ellen DeGeneres estate has recently been equipped with the latest Ichifani Quick Response 69 scooter.
96. Posted by T. Lung | December 5, 2004 12:02 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 00:02
97. Posted by Daisy | December 5, 2004 12:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
A night of frivolity turned anxious and then ugly for John Kerry ... wife Teresa (pictured here in this newl-released photo) modeled her inaugural dress at Kerry's headquarters in Massachusetts shortly after receiving the first batch of exit polls.
97. Posted by Daisy | December 5, 2004 12:30 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 00:30
98. Posted by Stan25 | December 5, 2004 2:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry eat your heart out
This is much better than that sperm suit.
98. Posted by Stan25 | December 5, 2004 2:00 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 02:00
99. Posted by spacemonkey | December 5, 2004 3:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Moments later the prototype v-car was front-ended by the oscar mayer weiner mobile, repeatedly.
99. Posted by spacemonkey | December 5, 2004 3:31 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 03:31
100. Posted by Duffer | December 5, 2004 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It was probably at this particular point that Annette Bening realised her mistake in consenting to a cameo role in "Austin Powers IV - A View To A Clit".
100. Posted by Duffer | December 5, 2004 11:08 AM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 11:08
101. Posted by Doug McGie | December 5, 2004 12:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In a grand gala for the press, the newest offering by the joint venture between Toyota and Volvo is unveiled.The new car is named the VULVA, a clever combination of the two carmakers names.Unfortunately the engineers who named the car did not realize that the word VULVA in Japanese, Swedish, and English, universally and loosely translated means "no go, or don't go there."
101. Posted by Doug McGie | December 5, 2004 12:07 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 12:07
102. Posted by The WASP | December 5, 2004 1:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The latest in electronic voting machines, this one acutally reads your mind and calculates who would be the best candidate for your needs. it was developed at the Clinton Library by Al Gore. The model shown here was not harmed by Mr. Clinton. (it was consentual)
102. Posted by The WASP | December 5, 2004 1:03 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 13:03
103. Posted by Jay Tea | December 5, 2004 2:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shown above: spy photo of Angie, the brave handicapped dancer, from "Starlight Express II: Electric Bugaloo."
J.
103. Posted by Jay Tea | December 5, 2004 2:36 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 14:36
104. Posted by Larry K. | December 5, 2004 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Check out those knee pads...and only glitzy, white automated cigars for this girl.
104. Posted by Larry K. | December 5, 2004 4:53 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 16:53
105. Posted by rhs | December 5, 2004 5:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After winning every award in the 2004 Weblog Awards, Daily Kos released a picture of its protoype Vote-O-Matic.
105. Posted by rhs | December 5, 2004 5:09 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 17:09
106. Posted by Jinx McHue | December 5, 2004 7:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2 entries:
-"And they said the 'John Kerry NASA Jumpsuit" look would never catch on!"
-"Segway unveils another P.O.S. that no one will ever buy."
106. Posted by Jinx McHue | December 5, 2004 7:14 PM |
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Posted on December 5, 2004 19:14
107. Posted by McCain | December 6, 2004 3:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just the latest blue state vehicle.
107. Posted by McCain | December 6, 2004 3:03 AM |
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Posted on December 6, 2004 03:03
108. Posted by McCain | December 6, 2004 3:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While obtuse pudits claim that she is too darn liberal for 2008, Hillary continues to redefine herself.
108. Posted by McCain | December 6, 2004 3:08 AM |
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Posted on December 6, 2004 03:08
109. Posted by andre3000 | December 6, 2004 10:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Japan FINALLY improves upon the birth control pill.
109. Posted by andre3000 | December 6, 2004 10:23 AM |
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Posted on December 6, 2004 10:23