I grew up in a very small town -- total population of less than 5,000. The high school had about 300 students, and my senior class was barely 60.
When your school is that small, and that rural, you miss out on a lot. There aren't a lot of sports, and consequently, not a lot of cheerleaders. And of that very small pool, the chances of having several hot cheerleaders is pretty slim.
Especially hot, drunken cheerleaders. Hot, drunken cheerleaders that show up tanked to a game. Hot, drunken cheerleaders who show up to a game and pick a fight with cops.
Sometimes I think of my poor, deprived youth and weep.
J.
Permalink | Linking Blogs | Sphere: Related Content | Digg this! | FARK It!
Filed under:
Odd News
Comments (8)
What, no pictures?... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Nathan | December 2, 2004 8:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What, no pictures?
1. Posted by Nathan | December 2, 2004 8:49 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 2, 2004 20:49
2. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | December 2, 2004 8:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You know Jay, a hot drunken cheerleader is not all you dream of it being. There tends to be alot of throwup and smeared mascara involved. Not pretty. Plus they tend to cry about old boyfriends in between puking sessions.
Yes, I was a cheerleader, never drunk though I saw plenty of it.
2. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | December 2, 2004 8:53 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 2, 2004 20:53
3. Posted by Tig | December 2, 2004 10:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmm, we didn't even have a town and only 42 graduated the year I did.
3. Posted by Tig | December 2, 2004 10:37 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 2, 2004 22:37
4. Posted by LJD | December 3, 2004 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nathan read my mind....
What, no pictures?
4. Posted by LJD | December 3, 2004 7:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 3, 2004 07:16
5. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | December 3, 2004 7:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
so.....yall WANT to see drunken puking in a cheer outfit?.....
5. Posted by Rightwingsparkle | December 3, 2004 7:49 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 3, 2004 07:49
6. Posted by Michael | December 3, 2004 11:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes. We like photographs nudge- nudge-wink-wink.
Pictures....give us pictures!!!!!
6. Posted by Michael | December 3, 2004 11:33 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 3, 2004 11:33
7. Posted by Jon | December 3, 2004 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, you could always post a link to this version of the article:
http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=57017&format=
In classic newspaper style, it is entitled "Sis boom booze". And there is a picture. :)
7. Posted by Jon | December 3, 2004 11:34 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 3, 2004 11:34
8. Posted by Daniel | December 3, 2004 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
i did have a town. not much of a town, though... usually around 1,000 people. 23 students at my graduation... 21 if you take out myself and a friend, who decided to go golfing instead.
8. Posted by Daniel | December 3, 2004 10:10 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on December 3, 2004 22:10