This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ showed that while the passions of the elections may have died down, a good gag never goes out of style.

Here are the winning captions for following photo:

1) (Norm) - "Where is customer service? I need to return some biking shorts, a wet suit and a camouflage jacket and hat..."

2) (Sean) - "I'm sorry, Senator, but Mr. Soros has closed your account."

3) (tony) - "Has anyone seen my wife? Short little woman, hair like a bird's nest? She's two aisles over? Good. Here's $100. You never saw me here."

Honorable Mention

4) (Aaron's Rantblog) - "
Attention K-Mart Shoppers - We Have A Blue State Special on Aisle 9."

5) (-S-) - "Hey, fella, that orange barn coat is for YOU. I don't need it anymore."

6) (Laurence Simon) - "While John is out shopping for gifts, Teresa shops for a candidate-husband for 2008 and a good divorce attorney."

Until next Friday...