Who am I to argue with ABC News?
"Primetime Live Poll: More Republicans Satisfied With Sex Lives Than Democrats...The "Primetime Live" sex poll answers many provocative questions that we have all wondered about, but have never dared to ask, including: how many Americans describe themselves as sexually "traditional" or "adventurous"; how often are Americans having sex; what are the sex habits of cheaters; and who is cheating with their co-worker and who is cheating in the workplace.
The poll analysis includes a breakdown by many subgroups, including region, age and even political party affiliation, which is the topic of results released today:
• Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship? Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent
• Who is very satisfied with their sex life? Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent
• The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life: Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent
• When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.
An alternative explanation is that Republicans tend to be happier people in general and it spills over into the bedroom. I mean, does a day spent in the heat carrying a sign comparing Bush to Hitler while chanting Marxist sayings get you in the mood?
Besides we know all the hot chicks are Republican.
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I think it is because the D... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Carl | October 18, 2004 11:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think it is because the Demwits are sexually repressed in the first place that makes them so mean spirited. I mean after all if we don't get any for a while we all get a little cranky! So, Dems, lighten up and have more sex, you'll soon swing over to the Republican side!
1. Posted by Carl | October 18, 2004 11:34 AM |
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2. Posted by opine6 | October 18, 2004 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's hard to relax and have fun with sex when you are so anal retentive. Relax the sphincter, Democrats!
2. Posted by opine6 | October 18, 2004 12:06 PM |
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3. Posted by Kimberly | October 18, 2004 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmph. You aren't allowed to say that all the hot chicks are Republican without linking to me as well. I feel left out. :)
Regardless, I agree entirely with your theory. Leftists spend their entire day being pissy, dissatisfied, and whiny, and that vegan diet doesn't do much for the sex drive. Much better to be with someone who is satisfied with his life AND eats red meat once in a while...
3. Posted by Kimberly | October 18, 2004 12:53 PM |
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4. Posted by Pete | October 18, 2004 1:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Actually, I find this very hard to believe.
Practice makes perfect.
The way the Dems have been screwing with the election process for the last 9 months should indicate they are the better lovers.
Or perhaps it really means that we Repubs vastly prefer the real thing.
Hmmmm.
I guess this is right after all.
4. Posted by Pete | October 18, 2004 1:30 PM |
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Posted on October 18, 2004 13:30
5. Posted by gdb | October 18, 2004 1:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
and don't forget http://sistertoldjah.com/archives/2004/10/17/about-sister-toldjah/
5. Posted by gdb | October 18, 2004 1:36 PM |
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Posted on October 18, 2004 13:36
6. Posted by Dave | October 18, 2004 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is because they know after they outlaw abortion and birth control in the US they can fly to Europe to terminate the pregnacy
Dave (the other one)
6. Posted by Dave | October 18, 2004 1:49 PM |
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7. Posted by Dave | October 18, 2004 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That is because they know after they outlaw abortion and birth control in the US they can fly to Europe to terminate the pregnacy
Dave (the other one)
7. Posted by Dave | October 18, 2004 1:54 PM |
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Posted on October 18, 2004 13:54
8. Posted by Jinx McHue | October 18, 2004 1:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And you missed the Bush ladies:
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20041014/i/r3693004850.jpg
8. Posted by Jinx McHue | October 18, 2004 1:54 PM |
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9. Posted by Jay Tea | October 18, 2004 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DAMN, I gotta change my registration from Democrat...
J.
9. Posted by Jay Tea | October 18, 2004 4:04 PM |
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10. Posted by Jim | October 18, 2004 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dave (the other one) proves our point -- he couldn't resist bringing up abortion. What a tight-ass! LOL
Seriously, I think Dems -- the Liberal-Left ones -- are too obsessed with sex to enjoy it. A paradox. They also enjoy talking about sex a lot -- look at John Kerry, he couldn't resist saying the word Lezbian on national TV during a debate. LOL.
Dems have always been men and women of talk. GOP men and women are people of action.
10. Posted by Jim | October 18, 2004 4:14 PM |
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Posted on October 18, 2004 16:14
11. Posted by McGehee | October 18, 2004 5:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's the problem -- as in everything else, liberals are talkers, and conservatives are doers.
11. Posted by McGehee | October 18, 2004 5:12 PM |
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Posted on October 18, 2004 17:12
12. Posted by Lauren | October 19, 2004 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now now. If we had a hot blogger award, I think I should get the Pretty Hot Blogger... For a Democrat award. Throwback humor, Kevin. :)
Y'all did leave out that one important fact that skews the research, that women are more likely to identify themselves as Democrats, and women being more likely to fudge an orgasm, we liberals are overall reporting less satisfaction in sex.
How deeply did this survey look? Is there a more complete list of the findings? I missed the broadcast and am incredibly curious.
12. Posted by Lauren | October 19, 2004 12:31 AM |
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Posted on October 19, 2004 00:31