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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: October 8, 2004 - 2:29 PM

It's Friday, that means it's time once again for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.

Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry comforts Ray Raschilla Jr., a locked out worker from a local plant, at a Town Hall meeting in Austintown, Ohio, October 3, 2004. Raschilla is one of hundreds of workers at RMI Titanium that have been on the picket line for almost a year. (Jim Young/Reuters)


Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

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Comments (142)

Yeeessss, that's the sugar.... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Rob | October 8, 2004 2:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob:

Yeeessss, that's the sugar. Quickly now, Teresa isn't looking. And don't you say a word to Edwards.

1. Posted by Rob | October 8, 2004 2:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:30

"Can you call in sick?"... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Clay Jarr | October 8, 2004 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clay Jarr:

"Can you call in sick?"

2. Posted by Clay Jarr | October 8, 2004 2:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:31

Don't ever let go of the dr... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Timmer | October 8, 2004 2:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Don't ever let go of the dream comrade.

3. Posted by Timmer | October 8, 2004 2:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:31

Thought bubble: "Hmmm, m... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Sister Toldjah | October 8, 2004 2:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sister Toldjah:

Thought bubble: "Hmmm, maybe this gay marriage thing isn't such a bad idea after all."

4. Posted by Sister Toldjah | October 8, 2004 2:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:34

Let me show you how we did ... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Sean | October 8, 2004 2:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean:

Let me show you how we did it in Vietnam.

5. Posted by Sean | October 8, 2004 2:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:35

"Umm.. Senator? I hope that... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Anthony Leonson | October 8, 2004 2:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anthony Leonson:

"Umm.. Senator? I hope that's a pen in your pocket..."

6. Posted by Anthony Leonson | October 8, 2004 2:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:39

GEE THIS FEELS KINDA LIKE M... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by HOTROD | October 8, 2004 2:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HOTROD:

GEE THIS FEELS KINDA LIKE MY EXPERIECES OF BEING A GOOD ALTARBOY

7. Posted by HOTROD | October 8, 2004 2:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:41

"You are HEALED by the powe... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Eric Akawie | October 8, 2004 2:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Akawie:

"You are HEALED by the power of the diety of your choice, or your own inherent abilities if you are an Athiest. This is not meant to imply the endorsement of one religion over another, or of religion over Athiesm or Agnosticism. What we call "faith" may simply be an unconscious mechanism by which the body's own immune system and self-healing properties effect what appear to be miraculous cures."

8. Posted by Eric Akawie | October 8, 2004 2:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:46

Initiating Compassion Mode.... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Timmer | October 8, 2004 2:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Initiating Compassion Mode. Click...whirrrrrr...Engaged.

Eyes closed: Check.
Forehead wrinkled...engaging servos, enabling wrikles: Check.
Left hand naturally half-way between neck and shoulder...squeezing firmly, but manly: Check.
Right hand patting firmly, gently, yet manly: Check.
Humming the KD Lang version of "At Last"...WTF???
Begin nibbling ear: Warning...wrong location, wrong program...reboot and save for San Fransisco.

9. Posted by Timmer | October 8, 2004 2:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:48

with all apologies to the g... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Timmer | October 8, 2004 2:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

with all apologies to the good citizens of San Fransisco

10. Posted by Timmer | October 8, 2004 2:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:49

DEVIL! I COMMAND YOU TO REL... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Matt | October 8, 2004 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

DEVIL! I COMMAND YOU TO RELEASE THIS MAN'S SPIRIT FROM THE EEEEEEEEEEVIL REPUBLICANS! IN THE NAME OF JOHNNY, AMEN!

11. Posted by Matt | October 8, 2004 2:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:50

"Teresa, I know it's not th... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Rick Holte | October 8, 2004 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rick Holte:

"Teresa, I know it's not the best haircut you've ever had, but I still love you"!

12. Posted by Rick Holte | October 8, 2004 2:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:50

I am so sorry, Guido. I nev... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Matt | October 8, 2004 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Matt:

I am so sorry, Guido. I never expected that you'd break a nail when you attacked the Bush/Cheney Headquarters.

13. Posted by Matt | October 8, 2004 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:52

Unholy Union... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 8, 2004 2:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Unholy Union

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 8, 2004 2:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:52

thank God Bush is going to ... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by The WASP | October 8, 2004 2:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

thank God Bush is going to win and we'll be safe...

15. Posted by The WASP | October 8, 2004 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:53

"Thank god for my little bl... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 8, 2004 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Thank god for my little blue friends. And I don't mean the color of the states on the Electoral College map."

16. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 8, 2004 2:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 14:59

DONT TELL THERESA ANYTHING ... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by HOTROD | October 8, 2004 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
HOTROD:

DONT TELL THERESA ANYTHING ABOUT OUR SPECIAL SECRET.......OH I MEAN ITS OK TO FLIP FLOP

17. Posted by HOTROD | October 8, 2004 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:06

Is it wrong for a man to sl... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Phil Count | October 8, 2004 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Phil Count:

Is it wrong for a man to slow dance with another man? I don't think so!

18. Posted by Phil Count | October 8, 2004 3:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:14

(Whispered) "You just keep ... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Biff | October 8, 2004 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Biff:

(Whispered) "You just keep the money rollin' in and your family won't get hurt... You know I could snap your lowly blue-collar neck like a dry twig at any moment--learned that in Nam!"

19. Posted by Biff | October 8, 2004 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:23

"No, No Senator you misunde... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 8, 2004 3:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"No, No Senator you misunderstood me. I said I wished you HHHappiness."

20. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 8, 2004 3:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:24

I knew it was you Karl. Yo... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by sentinel | October 8, 2004 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sentinel:

I knew it was you Karl. You broke my heart, you BROKE my heart!.

21. Posted by sentinel | October 8, 2004 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:25

Kerry rehearses for his Ele... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by McGehee | October 8, 2004 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McGehee:

Kerry rehearses for his Election Night concession speech.

22. Posted by McGehee | October 8, 2004 3:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:31

"Pass this big hug along to... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Chris W. | October 8, 2004 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris W.:

"Pass this big hug along to your AFL-CIO brothers who ransacked Bush-Cheney HQ in Orlando the other day. I owe them one."


http://www.local6.com/politics/3785861/detail.html

23. Posted by Chris W. | October 8, 2004 3:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:32

I LOVE ya man. ... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Bunkwunk | October 8, 2004 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bunkwunk:

I LOVE ya man.

24. Posted by Bunkwunk | October 8, 2004 3:34 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:34

"We girlie-men gotta stick ... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Jim | October 8, 2004 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

"We girlie-men gotta stick together."

25. Posted by Jim | October 8, 2004 3:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:45

"A little lower ... lower .... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Puddle Pirate | October 8, 2004 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Puddle Pirate:

"A little lower ... lower ... oh yeah, right there ..."

26. Posted by Puddle Pirate | October 8, 2004 3:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:51

Someone had to do it:... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Timmer | October 8, 2004 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Someone had to do it:

T-Shirt: $30. $15 if your dues are paid.

Donations to the DNC: In the millions.

Getting man-hugged without his lizard tounge sticking out: Priceless.

27. Posted by Timmer | October 8, 2004 3:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 15:54

1)Kerry: "I wonder if anyon... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by MetallicaRat | October 8, 2004 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MetallicaRat:

1)Kerry: "I wonder if anyone would notice if my hand slid down just a bit..."

2)Other Guy: "C'mon Kerry, it's been like two hours already..."

28. Posted by MetallicaRat | October 8, 2004 4:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:01

Unidentified technician sea... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JPM | October 8, 2004 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JPM:

Unidentified technician searches for the battery compartment on world's most prominent UN robot.

29. Posted by JPM | October 8, 2004 4:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:09

Wait. You're not James McGr... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Mays | October 8, 2004 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mays:

Wait. You're not James McGreevey!

30. Posted by Mays | October 8, 2004 4:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:11

Kerry demonstrates how real... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Laurence Simon | October 8, 2004 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

Kerry demonstrates how real Democrats do breast cancer lump exams.

31. Posted by Laurence Simon | October 8, 2004 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:12

You had me at AFLCIO...... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Brandt | October 8, 2004 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brandt:

You had me at AFLCIO...

32. Posted by Brandt | October 8, 2004 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:12

Mamma know, Child. Momma k... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by el Seco | October 8, 2004 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
el Seco:

Mamma know, Child. Momma know.

33. Posted by el Seco | October 8, 2004 4:13 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:13

I have always felt the AFL-... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by King of Fools | October 8, 2004 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
King of Fools:

I have always felt the AFL-CIO was a civil union.

34. Posted by King of Fools | October 8, 2004 4:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:17

Thank you for stealing the ... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Erick-Woods Erickson | October 8, 2004 4:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Erick-Woods Erickson:

Thank you for stealing the election for me.

35. Posted by Erick-Woods Erickson | October 8, 2004 4:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:17

Sweet, he didn't notice the... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by Brant | October 8, 2004 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brant:

Sweet, he didn't notice the "Kick me!" sign I palmed

36. Posted by Brant | October 8, 2004 4:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:18

Hey, man, good work busting... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by D Carter | October 8, 2004 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D Carter:

Hey, man, good work busting up the Bush/Cheney headquarters in Orlando.

37. Posted by D Carter | October 8, 2004 4:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:22

Oooh God... He smells just ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by Lemon Funk | October 8, 2004 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lemon Funk:

Oooh God... He smells just like John Edwards!

38. Posted by Lemon Funk | October 8, 2004 4:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:36

There, there, Johnny E.... ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 4:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

There, there, Johnny E.... don't you worry none bout that bad, bad Dick Cheney. Remember, sticks and stones....

39. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 4:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:38

oO(why do those Republicans... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

oO(why do those Republicans call these guys brown shirts anyways? They're all wearing white....)

40. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 4:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:43

“I’d do everything possible... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

“I’d do everything possible,” John Kerry said in a taped interview broadcast Thursday night - “Our moral leadership is not what it ought to be.”


41. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 4:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:46

After a long pre-debate pre... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by jmaster | October 8, 2004 4:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jmaster:

After a long pre-debate preparation “session” with fellow Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy, a stage hand struggles to place Democratic candidate John Kerry into position in front of his lectern.

42. Posted by jmaster | October 8, 2004 4:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:49

There there, champ. Daddy ... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Lemon Funk | October 8, 2004 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lemon Funk:

There there, champ. Daddy will get you new hamster.

43. Posted by Lemon Funk | October 8, 2004 4:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:53

All together now:L... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by Chrees | October 8, 2004 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chrees:

All together now:

Look for the union label
When you are buying that pol, that Senator, or Prez.
Remember somewhere our union's hugging,
Our dues go for bribes, and booze, and sex!

44. Posted by Chrees | October 8, 2004 4:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:56

Maybe I am gay, not that th... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by DaveS | October 8, 2004 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
DaveS:

Maybe I am gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.

45. Posted by DaveS | October 8, 2004 4:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 16:56

After an AFL-CIO member des... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Chad Evans | October 8, 2004 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chad Evans:

After an AFL-CIO member describe his loss of his hamster, Senator John Kerry reminds him that loss isn't just reserved to union workers as Kerry cannot find his baby boy John Edwards on the stump.

46. Posted by Chad Evans | October 8, 2004 5:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 17:21

Ooooh, Manuel, you're such ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andre3000:

Ooooh, Manuel, you're such a little monkey woman...

47. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 5:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 17:22

The Presidential candidate ... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andre3000:

The Presidential candidate inside me says, "Stop with the hug," but my little seaman says, "Here's my room key!"

48. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 5:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 17:26

Hugging you reminds me of a... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andre3000:

Hugging you reminds me of a time I was hugging an NVA representative in Paris...

49. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 17:30

It's been such a long time ... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andre3000:

It's been such a long time since I've felt your oily black hair on my cheek...

50. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 5:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 17:31

"Oh, if only he had money"<... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by mijammie | October 8, 2004 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mijammie:

"Oh, if only he had money"

51. Posted by mijammie | October 8, 2004 5:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 17:47

Its so much better doing th... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 5:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Its so much better doing this in jammies, but this will have to do.....

52. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 5:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 17:48

"I love you, Union Guy, but... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by Tony | October 8, 2004 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tony:

"I love you, Union Guy, but I could also snap your neck with this grip, like the way I killed Commies in Vietnam, er, Cambodia, er Vietnam. By the way, did you know I served in Vietnam?"

or

"Thank you following the union's command to vote for me, even though I disagree with just about everything you believe in."

53. Posted by Tony | October 8, 2004 5:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 17:57

It's true! Made in America ... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

It's true! Made in America is better than that stuff made in France or China.....

54. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:00

Two thought bubbles appear:... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andre3000:

Two thought bubbles appear:

JK - "Words to describe myself: Urbane. Esteemed. Good hair. Athletic. Multi-lateral. Nuanced. Tall."

Huggable Union Guy - "This guy smells like 'High Karate'."

55. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 6:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:02

Homina homina homina homina... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andre3000:

Homina homina homina homina.

56. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 6:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:04

Well, it's a wonderful nigh... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Well, it's a wonderful night for a moondance....

57. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:04

Another thought bubble appe... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andre3000:

Another thought bubble appears overhead:

JK: "One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand, four-one thousand... and release."

58. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 6:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:06

Jimmy, do you like gladiato... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 6:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Andre3000:

Jimmy, do you like gladiator movies?

59. Posted by Andre3000 | October 8, 2004 6:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:07

John F Kennedy - true war h... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

John F Kennedy - true war hero, married to Jackie O, hugs Marilyn Monroe

John F Kerry - self-inflicted rice shrapnel, married to Tuh-Ray-Za, hugs queer eye for the union guy....

60. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:09

I'm being followed by a moo... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

I'm being followed by a moonbat-o.....

61. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:12

Judas kisses the Union Memb... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by Jim Hines | October 8, 2004 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Hines:

Judas kisses the Union Member.

62. Posted by Jim Hines | October 8, 2004 6:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:15

Now, Senator, when you said... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Sean | October 8, 2004 6:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean:

Now, Senator, when you said you could "come from behind,"...

63. Posted by Sean | October 8, 2004 6:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:23

"AFL-CIO? Oh, I thought you... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 8, 2004 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"AFL-CIO? Oh, I thought you said something about A Fellatio."

64. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 8, 2004 6:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:24

How much are you worth?... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by toddzilla | October 8, 2004 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
toddzilla:

How much are you worth?

65. Posted by toddzilla | October 8, 2004 6:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:24

So that's what they mean by... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Layman | October 8, 2004 6:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Layman:

So that's what they mean by special interest groupie.

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Posted on October 8, 2004 18:26

Kerry: "I was for gay marri... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by boifromtroy | October 8, 2004 6:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
boifromtroy:

Kerry: "I was for gay marriage before I was against it."

67. Posted by boifromtroy | October 8, 2004 6:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:32

Kerry thought he was asking... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Aural_B | October 8, 2004 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aural_B:

Kerry thought he was asking Jesus for the presidency, until somebody told him that it was pronounced "hay-soos"

68. Posted by Aural_B | October 8, 2004 6:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:33

Senator Kerry reminisces ab... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Senator Kerry reminisces about his days growing up as an altar boy in the Boston Archdiocese....

69. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:35

Kerry supporters line up at... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by The WASP | October 8, 2004 6:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

Kerry supporters line up at Disney's new hug the candidates mannequin ride unveiled yesterday at euro-disney...

70. Posted by The WASP | October 8, 2004 6:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:39

only union members are allo... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by The WASP | October 8, 2004 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

only union members are allowed to operate the Kerry robot.

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Posted on October 8, 2004 18:41

Kerry thinking to himself..... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by martinphilbrook | October 8, 2004 6:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
martinphilbrook:

Kerry thinking to himself....

I hope nobody notices my rise in my levi's

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Posted on October 8, 2004 18:44

I think it moved....... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 6:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

I think it moved....

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Posted on October 8, 2004 18:46

I love the smell of atrocit... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Jim Hines | October 8, 2004 6:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Hines:

I love the smell of atrocity in the morning......

74. Posted by Jim Hines | October 8, 2004 6:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:47

"Uhhhhhh...I love the way y... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by mustng66 | October 8, 2004 6:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mustng66:

"Uhhhhhh...I love the way you sqeeze my buns!"

75. Posted by mustng66 | October 8, 2004 6:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:51

Wanna see my purple head, e... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Midaz | October 8, 2004 6:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Midaz:

Wanna see my purple head, errrr, heart?

76. Posted by Midaz | October 8, 2004 6:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:53

Can you FEEL the smoothy go... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Patrick | October 8, 2004 6:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Patrick:

Can you FEEL the smoothy goodness of my freshly wrinkle-free skin?

77. Posted by Patrick | October 8, 2004 6:55 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:55

When democrats drink.... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Jim Hines | October 8, 2004 6:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Hines:

When democrats drink.
or...
Welcome to my sensitive war.
or...
"Bilateral negotiations...that's what I'm talkin about."

78. Posted by Jim Hines | October 8, 2004 6:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 18:59

Right man, right place, rig... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Jim Hines | October 8, 2004 7:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim Hines:

Right man, right place, right time. OoooooLaLa!

79. Posted by Jim Hines | October 8, 2004 7:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 19:10

In my best Homer Simpson vo... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Mark | October 8, 2004 7:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

In my best Homer Simpson voice:

"Hmmm... Uuuunion!"

80. Posted by Mark | October 8, 2004 7:15 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 19:15

Hey, man. Nice shooting.... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Grant Miller | October 8, 2004 7:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Grant Miller:

Hey, man. Nice shooting... No really, thanks for the support. Uh.. too bad you didn't hit anybody in the back.

81. Posted by Grant Miller | October 8, 2004 7:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 19:23

So Timmy, have you ever bee... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Headzero | October 8, 2004 7:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Headzero:

So Timmy, have you ever been in a Turkish bathhouse?

82. Posted by Headzero | October 8, 2004 7:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 19:37

"I know, I know... I can't ... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Kyle Petersen | October 8, 2004 7:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kyle Petersen:

"I know, I know... I can't believe the Boobie-thon is over either. But we'll survive -- somehow..."

83. Posted by Kyle Petersen | October 8, 2004 7:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 19:44

Thanks for beating up those... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Fred | October 8, 2004 7:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fred:

Thanks for beating up those Bush/Cheney volunteers.

84. Posted by Fred | October 8, 2004 7:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 19:51

- There there son...I know... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Hunter | October 8, 2004 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hunter:

- There there son...I know we lost...but its not the end of the world....I've got some "Hillery is on the way" bumper stickers in the SUV if it will make you feel better....

85. Posted by Hunter | October 8, 2004 7:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 19:59

The men embrace in dance --... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by elvis-is-in-the-house | October 8, 2004 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
elvis-is-in-the-house:

The men embrace in dance ----

Love me tender, love me sweet, Never let me go. Your vote will make my life complete, And I love you so.

Love me tender, love me true, All my dreams fulfill. For, my darling, I love you, And for your vote I will.

Love me tender, love me long, Vote me in your heart. For it's there that I belong, And we need not ever part.

Love me tender, love me dear, Tell me your vote is mine. I'll be yours through all the year, Till my point in time.

And when at last my dreams come true, Darling this I know, I'll tax what's yours and give to mine, Everywhere you go

Love me tender, vote for me and you'll see the light. Al Quida will win this war we're'in, As I'll give-up the fight.

86. Posted by elvis-is-in-the-house | October 8, 2004 8:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 20:00

Bill had his intern... now ... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 8:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Bill had his intern... now I have mine!

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Posted on October 8, 2004 20:10

I wasn't hugging you before... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Maureen | October 8, 2004 8:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maureen:

I wasn't hugging you before I was hugging you.

88. Posted by Maureen | October 8, 2004 8:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 20:27

"Thank you for the thousan... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Rocketman | October 8, 2004 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rocketman:

"Thank you for the thousands of new voters registered in Ohio, but next time use dead people like the good old days!"

89. Posted by Rocketman | October 8, 2004 8:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 20:30

God damn, that's one ugl... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by sortapundit | October 8, 2004 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
sortapundit:

God damn, that's one ugly baby.

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Posted on October 8, 2004 20:39

" So sorry! I'll have to st... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by wolf terner | October 8, 2004 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wolf terner:

" So sorry! I'll have to stick with Teresa. She's got more money."

91. Posted by wolf terner | October 8, 2004 8:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 20:45

No, I really love the new c... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by J.R. | October 8, 2004 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
J.R.:

No, I really love the new cologne. Wait a minute, maybe I don't like it as much as I thought. Well, yes, I really do love the new cologne. I really do and that's my decision. But then again it reminds me of Vietnam... Well, yes I do love the new cologne... But then again no, I have to think about this again... But damn you smell good... But wait, no you don't... I mean...

92. Posted by J.R. | October 8, 2004 8:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 20:45

" So sorry! I'll have to st... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by wolf terner | October 8, 2004 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
wolf terner:

" So sorry! I'll have to stick with Teresa. She's got more money."

93. Posted by wolf terner | October 8, 2004 8:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 20:45

I promise to give you lovin... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Maureen | October 8, 2004 8:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maureen:

I promise to give you lovin' in the manner of Ghengis Khan.

94. Posted by Maureen | October 8, 2004 8:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 20:47

If I where president, no on... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Justin | October 8, 2004 9:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Justin:

If I where president, no one in your union would have to work to be employed, only hug.

95. Posted by Justin | October 8, 2004 9:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 21:23

ah the sweet abandon of an ... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by caltechgirl | October 8, 2004 10:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
caltechgirl:

ah the sweet abandon of an illicit love.... at least until John finds out I'm cheating on him.......

96. Posted by caltechgirl | October 8, 2004 10:32 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 22:32

It was good for me. Was it ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by Remy Logan | October 8, 2004 10:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Remy Logan:

It was good for me. Was it good for you? Don't worry, you'll be walking normal again in just a day or two.

97. Posted by Remy Logan | October 8, 2004 10:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 22:56

The difference between the ... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 11:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

The difference between the President and myself is, I have a plan. And here it is....

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Posted on October 8, 2004 23:02

First Rodney,allow ... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by MahaRichie | October 8, 2004 11:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MahaRichie:


First Rodney,allow me to thank you for taking those God auful panties off your head.Yes I know MahaRichie has been a thorn in your side.However, that does not excuse your very forward probe of MY hip area.

99. Posted by MahaRichie | October 8, 2004 11:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 23:09

Need some wood, Mr. Kerry?<... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Need some wood, Mr. Kerry?

Why, thanks, Maha. Right about now, I could use some.....

100. Posted by OneDrummer | October 8, 2004 11:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 23:26

There, there. Buck up, lit... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Russ | October 8, 2004 11:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Russ:

There, there. Buck up, little camper. I'm sure you'll hit something the next time you shoot at a GOP office.

101. Posted by Russ | October 8, 2004 11:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 23:26

Another five minutes I'll b... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by Jeff | October 8, 2004 11:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Another five minutes I'll be in bed with this union.

102. Posted by Jeff | October 8, 2004 11:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 23:51

I want to thank you and the... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Paul M | October 8, 2004 11:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Paul M:

I want to thank you and the rest of your union brothers and sisters for attacking those Bush/Chaney Re-elections Headquarters across the country. Keep up the great work!

103. Posted by Paul M | October 8, 2004 11:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 23:52

Hmmmmm, oh you feel sooooo ... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by firstbrokenangel | October 8, 2004 11:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
firstbrokenangel:

Hmmmmm, oh you feel sooooo good; smell sooooo nice. Ahhhhhh just let me hold you a few seconds more...... and so young and virile, too. Oh, man, this is so sweet, sure better than the 3 bagger I have to sleep with every night. Ahhhhh hmmmm heaven.

hehehe
~C

104. Posted by firstbrokenangel | October 8, 2004 11:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 8, 2004 23:54

Yes Onedummer I know... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by MahaRichie | October 9, 2004 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MahaRichie:


Yes Onedummer I know you have a plan,and I support you.However,this Campaign is a much more serious situation then you may believe.
While I support your right to wear ladies (crotchless)panties on your head,I John Kerry say:Hey where can a pair of those that will fit Tereza ?

105. Posted by MahaRichie | October 9, 2004 12:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 00:04

Now this is the type<... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by OneDrummer | October 9, 2004 12:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Now this is the type of allies I'm talking about. And W wonders why I keep insisting on having them.....

106. Posted by OneDrummer | October 9, 2004 12:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 00:10

I feel your pain. I once s... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Pat Adkins | October 9, 2004 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pat Adkins:

I feel your pain. I once stood in a picket line like this...right after I got back from Cambodia, and Kyoto, and shooting that 8-point buck, etc., etc., etc.

107. Posted by Pat Adkins | October 9, 2004 12:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 00:11

Listen son,there is... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by MahaRichie | October 9, 2004 12:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MahaRichie:


Listen son,there is more to life then sitting around with a bunch of girlie men,in your underwear,drinking beer,and congratulating each other for their "ingenious" caption entries.
Oh,by the way when is your next get together?

108. Posted by MahaRichie | October 9, 2004 12:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 00:42

I love you you little union... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Jeff | October 9, 2004 12:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

I love you you little union bitch.

109. Posted by Jeff | October 9, 2004 12:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 00:48

Presidential candidate John... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by McCain | October 9, 2004 12:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Presidential candidate John Kerry announces that he is a compassionate conservative.

110. Posted by McCain | October 9, 2004 12:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 00:58

Damning new photo captures ... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by McCain | October 9, 2004 1:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Damning new photo captures John Kerry meeting with Koo Foo Woo at the Paris Peace Talks.

111. Posted by McCain | October 9, 2004 1:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 01:00

MASSACHEUSSETTS SHOCKER !!!... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by McCain | October 9, 2004 1:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

MASSACHEUSSETTS SHOCKER !!!
John Kerry weds in one billionth gay wedding.

112. Posted by McCain | October 9, 2004 1:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 01:04

Senator Kerry demonstrates ... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by McCain | October 9, 2004 1:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain:

Senator Kerry demonstrates that he is not your ordinary tree hugging liberal.

113. Posted by McCain | October 9, 2004 1:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 01:06

"If you flip it, it won't f... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Tripped | October 9, 2004 1:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tripped:

"If you flip it, it won't flop I promise.

114. Posted by Tripped | October 9, 2004 1:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 01:30

Ahh, that's it, Joey.... th... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by OneDrummer | October 9, 2004 1:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Ahh, that's it, Joey.... that's the scar where the rice impaled my buttocks..... think you can do the same?

115. Posted by OneDrummer | October 9, 2004 1:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 01:52

Why didn't I listen to Sull... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by OneDrummer | October 9, 2004 1:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OneDrummer:

Why didn't I listen to Sullivan sooner? Need to make up for lost time!!

116. Posted by OneDrummer | October 9, 2004 1:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 01:59

Their roiling passions tang... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Spirit Fingers | October 9, 2004 4:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spirit Fingers:

Their roiling passions tangled together into an intense embrace, such were the primal desires that surged between two men who didn't like bush.

117. Posted by Spirit Fingers | October 9, 2004 4:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 04:02

You had me at "I'll vote". ... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by pvaughan | October 9, 2004 4:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pvaughan:

You had me at "I'll vote". You had me at "I'll vote".

118. Posted by pvaughan | October 9, 2004 4:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 04:13

The President and I have ex... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Tim Worstall | October 9, 2004 6:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tim Worstall:

The President and I have exactly the same position on gay marriage. Exactly.

119. Posted by Tim Worstall | October 9, 2004 6:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 06:27

local union worker decides ... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by The WASP | October 9, 2004 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The WASP:

local union worker decides to take his middle class tax cut up front by lifting Kerry's wallet

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Posted on October 9, 2004 11:25

When trees hug back...... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by andre3000 | October 9, 2004 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

When trees hug back...

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Posted on October 9, 2004 12:45

A little lower... lower... ... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by andre3000 | October 9, 2004 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

A little lower... lower... lower... LOOOOOWERRRRR...

122. Posted by andre3000 | October 9, 2004 12:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 12:47

Now let me see....The yello... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by Doug Book | October 9, 2004 2:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Doug Book:

Now let me see....The yellow wristband goes on the right hand if your straight, doesn't it?

123. Posted by Doug Book | October 9, 2004 2:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 14:05

Think about baseball. Think... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by RightWingDuck | October 9, 2004 4:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RightWingDuck:

Think about baseball. Think about baseball. Touchdownss, tight buns. ooh, not working.

This yellow band gives me a free ride. Come here.

124. Posted by RightWingDuck | October 9, 2004 4:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 16:10

Work that steel, just......... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by spacemonkey | October 9, 2004 4:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
spacemonkey:

Work that steel, just......work......it. Nnnnng steeeeeeel.

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Posted on October 9, 2004 16:45

Kerry rehearses a "spontane... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | October 9, 2004 6:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen W. Stanton:

Kerry rehearses a "spontaneous" show of affection planned for next week's debate. Reacting to polls showing the Senator to be "stoic" and "cold", Kerry has chosen to copy Gore's strategy for overcoming similar perceptions four years ago. A campaign staffer is shown filling in for Theresa who refused to practice, saying "I already know how to hug. What do you think, I'm a dumb-ass idiot Republican or something?"

126. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | October 9, 2004 6:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 18:45

Yeah, I'm sorry that I lost... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by Geoff Matthews | October 9, 2004 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Geoff Matthews:

Yeah, I'm sorry that I lost too.

127. Posted by Geoff Matthews | October 9, 2004 7:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 9, 2004 19:07

revised: If you flip it, I ... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Tripped | October 10, 2004 12:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tripped:

revised: If you flip it, I won't flop this time.

128. Posted by Tripped | October 10, 2004 12:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 00:59

This dry humping is SEARED ... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 10, 2004 1:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

This dry humping is SEARED in my memory.

129. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 10, 2004 1:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 01:45

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Bush wood.... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 10, 2004 1:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Bush wood.

130. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 10, 2004 1:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 01:47

"I know it was you, Fredo. ... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 10, 2004 1:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aaron's Rantblog:

"I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart."

131. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 10, 2004 1:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 01:50

Kerry whispers in his ear:<... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by -S- | October 10, 2004 5:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Kerry whispers in his ear:

"Do YOU have wood?"


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So, O.K., that was terrible.

I never win, I'm giving up on the Caption Contests, although they sure are entertaining!

132. Posted by -S- | October 10, 2004 5:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 05:11

Kerry:"I grab your... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by -S- | October 10, 2004 5:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Kerry:

"I grab your throat, I pat your back, I grab your throat, I pat your back, I grab your throat, I pat your....oops, I grabbed a bit too sternly with a bit too much force and command of the neck area..."

133. Posted by -S- | October 10, 2004 5:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 05:13

Labor Pains... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by Dean Satterlee | October 10, 2004 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dean Satterlee:

Labor Pains

134. Posted by Dean Satterlee | October 10, 2004 7:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 07:30

A bunch of junior high leve... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Chuck Werden | October 10, 2004 10:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chuck Werden:

A bunch of junior high level gay jokes. Very nice guys.

Its a shame you have to stoop to this kind of thing to cover up the (extremely well documented) lies of your candidate.

The largest abuse of the intelligence services in the history of the US.

The most negative presidential campaign in history.

You have truly embarrassed this once great nation.

135. Posted by Chuck Werden | October 10, 2004 10:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 10:01

Just what are you implying,... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Sean | October 10, 2004 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sean:

Just what are you implying, Chuck?

136. Posted by Sean | October 10, 2004 1:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 13:27

Senator,is that a bottle o... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by MahaRichie | October 10, 2004 2:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MahaRichie:

Senator,is that a bottle of ketchup or are you just glad I'm going to vote for you?

137. Posted by MahaRichie | October 10, 2004 2:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 14:50

JK thought bubble: "One-Mas... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by andre3000 | October 10, 2004 10:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
andre3000:

JK thought bubble: "One-Massachusetts, two-Massachusetts, three-Massachusetts, four-Massachusetts...aaaand release."

Chuck, is that just one more Jr. High level gay joke?

BTW, Chuck, what IS Kerry's plan for Iran if they go nuclear again? Oh, yeah. He's going to follow the French. Brilliant!

138. Posted by andre3000 | October 10, 2004 10:50 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 22:50

So, Chuck Warden, what YOU ... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by -S- | October 10, 2004 11:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

So, Chuck Warden, what YOU are writing is that "Bush lied," and "Bush is Hitler" and, oh, yeah, "down with Halliburton"?

I guess I ~can~ see/hear Kerry saying that to the union labelled guy in his arms.

It's a caption contest, it's meant to be silly. We need silly every now and then. Democrats could use more silly that DOES NOT involve naked hippies on parade in Berkeley (for starters).

139. Posted by -S- | October 10, 2004 11:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 23:19

Which now gives me another ... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by -S- | October 10, 2004 11:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
-S-:

Which now gives me another idea for another caption for the photo, as follows:


Kerry whispers in the guy's ear:

"Come to me, UnionGuy, come with me to Massachusetts, where we can windsurf together on union made boards, with union made sheets blowing in the wind, come with me, UnionGuy, to the Workers' Paradise that is my farm in Pennsylvania, come with me, UnionGuy, to barnstorm in Minnesota and Florida, come with me, UnionGuy..."

140. Posted by -S- | October 10, 2004 11:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 23:23

Senator Kerry gent... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by MahaRichie | October 10, 2004 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MahaRichie:


Senator Kerry gently"burps" a gay union worker named Chuck, who in his "girlieman like" exuberance ingested the the Democratic cool-aid too quickly.

141. Posted by MahaRichie | October 10, 2004 11:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 10, 2004 23:40

Update: <a href="ht... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by Kevin | October 11, 2004 1:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

142. Posted by Kevin | October 11, 2004 1:20 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 11, 2004 01:20




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