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Comments (137)
That boy's shore got a purt... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Battsman | October 1, 2004 3:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That boy's shore got a purty mouth.
Is it just me, or is Kerry wearing lipstick?!? That is one seriously conflicted dude, who appears to not be comfortable with who he is (ok, let's try botox, orange treatments, lipstick).
1. Posted by Battsman | October 1, 2004 3:15 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:15
2. Posted by Andrew | October 1, 2004 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You're wearing perfume AND make up? What are you, a girlie man??
2. Posted by Andrew | October 1, 2004 3:17 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:17
3. Posted by LabRat | October 1, 2004 3:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"All my men wear English Leather."
3. Posted by LabRat | October 1, 2004 3:18 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:18
4. Posted by Prussian_Roulette | October 1, 2004 3:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "Tell me something - does your wife know you've been kissing Chirac's ass?"
4. Posted by Prussian_Roulette | October 1, 2004 3:20 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:20
5. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 1, 2004 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey John, not only can I see right through you, I'm can walk through you too.
5. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 1, 2004 3:21 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:21
6. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 1, 2004 3:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No wonder Kerry's got a problem concentrating on the issues, he's walking around with a big chimp on his shoulder...
(someone had to do it)
6. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 1, 2004 3:26 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:26
7. Posted by bullwinkle | October 1, 2004 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How many bags do you have to put over Teresa's head?
7. Posted by bullwinkle | October 1, 2004 3:27 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:27
8. Posted by billman | October 1, 2004 3:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, Lurch, your bolts are showing!"
8. Posted by billman | October 1, 2004 3:27 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:27
9. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush appeared to be irritated by the fact that Kerry actully smelled like a Frenchman during last nights debate....
9. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:28 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:28
10. Posted by Dave | October 1, 2004 3:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I will have to ask Laura if his lip gloss matches his shoes?
10. Posted by Dave | October 1, 2004 3:29 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:29
11. Posted by CeeJ | October 1, 2004 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Psst, hey John, check out that chick with the see-through dress. I'd like to... oh, dude! That's your daughter!"
11. Posted by CeeJ | October 1, 2004 3:31 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:31
12. Posted by V-Man | October 1, 2004 3:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'll shove my hand up your.. Hey Kerry! Allawi says hello!
12. Posted by V-Man | October 1, 2004 3:31 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:31
13. Posted by G.W. | October 1, 2004 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
George Motions: "You see this guys fucking makeup? Must have come from windsurfing with the 'boys'".
13. Posted by G.W. | October 1, 2004 3:32 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:32
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 1, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While the rules of the debate engagement expressly forbid the networks from showing the reaction expressions on each candidates face, neither side had the forethought to forbid this Salvador Dali likeness of the two.
14. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 1, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:33
15. Posted by MetallicaRat | October 1, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: Hey, that chick's pretty hot! I think she's making eyes with me...
Bush: Why is Jenna barfing?
15. Posted by MetallicaRat | October 1, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:33
16. Posted by The WASP | October 1, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: Dude, they know you're full of shit....
16. Posted by The WASP | October 1, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:33
17. Posted by G.W. | October 1, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey John? What's the capital of Thailand?
17. Posted by G.W. | October 1, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:33
18. Posted by Hunter | October 1, 2004 3:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- "Psssst....Don't forget to mention I served in Vietnam..."..."Iraq is NOT Vietnam you chucklehead....and your clothes smell like Teh-ray-zaaa..."
18. Posted by Hunter | October 1, 2004 3:34 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:34
19. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry, fresh from his manicure in South Beach, listens to instructions prior to last nights debate....
19. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:36 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:36
20. Posted by Anonymous | October 1, 2004 3:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So why isn't anyone picking up on this "Treblinka Square" gaffe by Kerry? Treblinka was a Nazi concentration camp, not a KGB archive location. Kerry was trying to sound knowledgeable about Russia, and as I see it, he just goofed.
20. Posted by Anonymous | October 1, 2004 3:40 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:40
21. Posted by bullwinkle | October 1, 2004 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aha! He still has bronzing cream on the back of his neck and behinds his ear.
21. Posted by bullwinkle | October 1, 2004 3:41 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:41
22. Posted by Rick Anderson | October 1, 2004 3:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How much is she worth?
22. Posted by Rick Anderson | October 1, 2004 3:41 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:41
23. Posted by Darby | October 1, 2004 3:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: *psst* Hey Laura, can we hire this clown for our wedding anniversary?
23. Posted by Darby | October 1, 2004 3:43 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:43
24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 1, 2004 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Keep staring at my daughters like that and you'll be a test target for one of my new bunker busters
24. Posted by Stephen Macklin | October 1, 2004 3:44 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:44
25. Posted by The Maximum Leader | October 1, 2004 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: Yeah, you're right there John. Your lipstick does match BOTH Teresa's AND Laura's dress. You must be proud.
25. Posted by The Maximum Leader | October 1, 2004 3:44 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:44
26. Posted by DragonLady | October 1, 2004 3:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fashion police! Over here!! He's got pink lipstick with a red tie!
26. Posted by DragonLady | October 1, 2004 3:46 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:46
27. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am, Val. It took me twenty years to get here, and I'm not gonna let some idiot president destroy that. Fuck the president, I don't give a damn what he thinks.
27. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:49 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:49
28. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 1, 2004 3:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: "You know, it’s hard work to try to love her as best I can"
Bush: "Dude. Not funny..."
28. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 1, 2004 3:52 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:52
29. Posted by Larry | October 1, 2004 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...wow, would you look at the bazoomers on her!"
29. Posted by Larry | October 1, 2004 3:53 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:53
30. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush - John, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!
Kerry - How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered...
30. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:54 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:54
31. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh oh, it's only been 45 minutes, and we're over 30 responses.... better knock it of people, Maha's gonna get pissy again!!!
31. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 3:57 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:57
32. Posted by Mark | October 1, 2004 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes, George, my post-debate party will be at The Birdcage. Why do you ask?
32. Posted by Mark | October 1, 2004 3:57 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:57
33. Posted by Fred | October 1, 2004 3:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W: "As soon as we get all this damn TV makeup stripped, wanna go for a beer?"
J with Shocked look: You take off the makeup?
33. Posted by Fred | October 1, 2004 3:57 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 15:57
34. Posted by Azazello | October 1, 2004 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm fixin' to turn you into a puppet, son
34. Posted by Azazello | October 1, 2004 4:00 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:00
35. Posted by jmaster | October 1, 2004 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Utah State University researcher finds photographic evidence that Bush and Kerry are secret lovers!
Story to break next week in “Weekly World News” and “60 Minutes”….
35. Posted by jmaster | October 1, 2004 4:00 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:00
36. Posted by Chris Fenison | October 1, 2004 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: You look so annoyed.
Bush: That's because you're annoying.
36. Posted by Chris Fenison | October 1, 2004 4:09 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:09
37. Posted by hobgoblin | October 1, 2004 4:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I know pronounce you President and wife"
37. Posted by hobgoblin | October 1, 2004 4:11 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:11
38. Posted by hobgoblin | October 1, 2004 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
know=now
38. Posted by hobgoblin | October 1, 2004 4:12 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:12
39. Posted by dickd | October 1, 2004 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Got you by the balls now, wanna learn what 'pre-emptive means?!
39. Posted by dickd | October 1, 2004 4:15 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:15
40. Posted by McCain | October 1, 2004 4:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The two presidential candidates violate the debate rules, and the laws of physics, by occupying the same space at the same time.
40. Posted by McCain | October 1, 2004 4:18 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:18
41. Posted by MahaRichie | October 1, 2004 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry:"See that pasty looking guy in the third row"
Bush:"You mean the guy sucking his thumb and wearing and wearing ladies panties on his head?"
Kerry:"Yea thats the one" "He's the guy who told that when his wife goes out,he invites his friends over..and get this..they sit around in their underwear drinking beer,giggling, and entering caption contests !!!"
Bush:"Really???" "Why there should be a Constitutional ammendment against behavior like that."
Kerry:"Hey we finally AGREE on something".
41. Posted by MahaRichie | October 1, 2004 4:27 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:27
42. Posted by Mike | October 1, 2004 4:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John, let me rest my head on your shoulder.
Mmmm...it feels almost like Dick's.
ah.....so safe. I'm glad that debate thing is all overey wovery.
MMmmm...
42. Posted by Mike | October 1, 2004 4:33 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:33
43. Posted by Mark J | October 1, 2004 4:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yore lips sure is purty. Back in Texas we use cowboy lip gloss to prevent chapped lips. You stick your finger in a cow pie and smear it on your smackers. Tain't cherry flavored like your's, but it sure as hell keeps you from lickin' em."
43. Posted by Mark J | October 1, 2004 4:37 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:37
44. Posted by Patrick | October 1, 2004 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: 500 mil?
Kerry: Know how they say money isn't everything? Somedays I agree.
Bush: Somedays not?
Kerry: You'd think...
44. Posted by Patrick | October 1, 2004 4:41 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:41
45. Posted by Ted | October 1, 2004 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tsk. Tsk. Manicure, spray tan, but no selson blue.
45. Posted by Ted | October 1, 2004 4:44 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:44
46. Posted by SAS | October 1, 2004 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"First they paint him up and now they're going to shove that fat film director's head... WHERE?"
46. Posted by SAS | October 1, 2004 4:46 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:46
47. Posted by Dave | October 1, 2004 4:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GB: You know John after this is all over, I could really use a good stiff drink!
JK: Sure George, just contact my secretary and she will setup a date for you in the library on January 4th.
47. Posted by Dave | October 1, 2004 4:46 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:46
48. Posted by Dave | October 1, 2004 4:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GB: You know John after this is all over, I could really use a good stiff drink!
JK: Sure George, just contact my secretary and she will setup a date for you in the library on January 4th.
48. Posted by Dave | October 1, 2004 4:47 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:47
49. Posted by Josh | October 1, 2004 4:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let me guess... the perfume is French
49. Posted by Josh | October 1, 2004 4:53 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:53
50. Posted by Sean | October 1, 2004 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cripes Laura, I think he's wearing your shade of lipstick.
Try not to get any of that on my collar.
Can you believe there are people thinking of voting for this cross-dressing freak?
Kerry - "Oooh. Who is that kissable hunk?"
Bush - "That would be your running mate - what an appropriate label."
Bush - "Laura, are you absolutely positive I can't have the secret service just shoot this guy?"
50. Posted by Sean | October 1, 2004 4:56 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 16:56
51. Posted by Cowboy Blob | October 1, 2004 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why, yes, Mr. President, I DO know what a French whorehouse smells like. Why do you ask?
51. Posted by Cowboy Blob | October 1, 2004 5:00 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:00
52. Posted by Jim in Texas | October 1, 2004 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Wow John, you still look life like even this close!"
52. Posted by Jim in Texas | October 1, 2004 5:06 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:06
53. Posted by spacemonkey | October 1, 2004 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry thought balloon 'I've got that dress'
53. Posted by spacemonkey | October 1, 2004 5:06 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:06
54. Posted by Steve Poling | October 1, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: That was you and you are wearing Chanel #5!
54. Posted by Steve Poling | October 1, 2004 5:17 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:17
55. Posted by jmaster | October 1, 2004 5:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Both candidates stare frozen with lust and longing as the object of their ultimate desires walks by: a swing voter.
55. Posted by jmaster | October 1, 2004 5:21 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:21
56. Posted by tony | October 1, 2004 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey John, the cameras over here, behind you... aw hell, why start looking at them now?"
56. Posted by tony | October 1, 2004 5:23 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:23
57. Posted by Andre3000 | October 1, 2004 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JK to noone in particular: Dance? Would anyone like to daaaaance?
57. Posted by Andre3000 | October 1, 2004 5:23 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:23
58. Posted by Desperado | October 1, 2004 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fake tan: $159
Manicure: $75
New pink lipstick: $29
George to John: "Global Test......PRICELESS"
58. Posted by Desperado | October 1, 2004 5:25 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:25
59. Posted by TMarcell | October 1, 2004 5:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Asked by reporters in the Bay area as to who might have the lead in the heretofore ignored Transvestite vote, John Kerry slyly replied, "Oh, I think you know who" before launching into the chorus of "Cabaret."
59. Posted by TMarcell | October 1, 2004 5:25 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:25
60. Posted by Andre3000 | October 1, 2004 5:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, smack my ass and call me Trudy! That man's wearing "Lip Smackers".
60. Posted by Andre3000 | October 1, 2004 5:26 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:26
61. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The real reason Senator Kerry won't sign Form 180 - Don't ask, don't tell.
61. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 5:28 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:28
62. Posted by spacemonkey | October 1, 2004 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kERRY: ...and I can't believe no one said A THING about my hair or my new tan for that matter, well at least I know I'm the prettiest one here, I can not WAIT to get out of these heels, they are killing my feet, hmmm, I wonder what John Edwards is doing, I have GOT to call him, tell him ALL ABOUT the debates, I wonder it if he watched, I know he watched, he knows how important to me it is, I see what HE thinks, I hope I won, ohhh, I don't know maybe I did, maybe , I know, maybe he can come over, we can do hair and make s'mores, I love s'mores, ooohh that Maureen Dowd looks soooo......
62. Posted by spacemonkey | October 1, 2004 5:28 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:28
63. Posted by Andre3000 | October 1, 2004 5:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Zogby reports that Kerry has now taken a 95-3 lead over George Bush in the 6'6"+ cross-dresser demographic.
But Bush's lead in the pissed-off redneck category holds at 80-11.
63. Posted by Andre3000 | October 1, 2004 5:29 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:29
64. Posted by John | October 1, 2004 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You realize that I'm going to kick your ass next month, don't you?
64. Posted by John | October 1, 2004 5:30 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:30
65. Posted by Andre3000 | October 1, 2004 5:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush to Kerry: "Are you okay, Feller?"
65. Posted by Andre3000 | October 1, 2004 5:31 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:31
66. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's the wrong makeup, in the wrong place at the wrong time.
66. Posted by OneDrummer | October 1, 2004 5:34 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:34
67. Posted by Chris W. | October 1, 2004 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm john Kerry, and I approve making myself look like an asshole.
67. Posted by Chris W. | October 1, 2004 5:38 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:38
68. Posted by MahaRichie | October 1, 2004 5:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry:"Sure I'll give you a quick windsurfing lesson.Come a little closer.Now,you'll be the windsurf board and I'm the wind surfer."
Bush:OK
Kerry:"Now I'll stand on your feet and balance myself."
Bush:OK
Kerry:"Now,I grab hold of the mast and we patiently wait for a nice breeze to come along.
Bush:OK,"but I wish it would get here cause your hand is ice cold!"
68. Posted by MahaRichie | October 1, 2004 5:49 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:49
69. Posted by Corey | October 1, 2004 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry's hair and make-up person was quickly shuffled out of the inner circle of his campaign like so many others on Kerry's campaign trail. When accused of putting on make-up like a mortician, the woman replied, "What else can I do with an undead Frankenstein-looking freak like that asshole?"
69. Posted by Corey | October 1, 2004 5:59 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 17:59
70. Posted by Radio | October 1, 2004 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GW: Just as I thought; all facade and no evidence of backbone.
JK: Hope I can catch an endorsement from the Girlie-Man Makeup PAC. God, McGreevey looks hot tonite!
70. Posted by Radio | October 1, 2004 6:12 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 18:12
71. Posted by Billski | October 1, 2004 6:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: Damn, that Edwards is sexy.
Bush: Damn, that Edwards is a dick.
71. Posted by Billski | October 1, 2004 6:13 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 18:13
72. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 1, 2004 6:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey John. That look - the fake tan and lipstick - it failed the global test.
72. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 1, 2004 6:16 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 18:16
73. Posted by Edwiges | October 1, 2004 6:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
God, John, that WAS you that farted
73. Posted by Edwiges | October 1, 2004 6:25 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 18:25
74. Posted by CP | October 1, 2004 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oooohhhh Veronica Vaughn....so pretty...want to touch the hiney!
74. Posted by CP | October 1, 2004 6:27 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 18:27
75. Posted by The WASP | October 1, 2004 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
outa my way hippie... I have a country to run and a war to win , don't you have a peace march to attend?
75. Posted by The WASP | October 1, 2004 6:37 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 18:37
76. Posted by Dean Satterlee | October 1, 2004 6:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Aren't you starring in Hairspray?
76. Posted by Dean Satterlee | October 1, 2004 6:42 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 18:42
77. Posted by Jim | October 1, 2004 6:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look at the rack on that broad."
77. Posted by Jim | October 1, 2004 6:54 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 18:54
78. Posted by SJDoss | October 1, 2004 6:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
he's got his hand on my ass, god now i know how edwards feels...
78. Posted by SJDoss | October 1, 2004 6:58 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 18:58
79. Posted by Layman | October 1, 2004 7:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See how red my lips are from kissing Jaque Chirac's butt?
79. Posted by Layman | October 1, 2004 7:38 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 19:38
80. Posted by Bruce | October 1, 2004 7:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This Madam Tussaud's is a great place, Laura! This feller looks almost real!
80. Posted by Bruce | October 1, 2004 7:50 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 19:50
81. Posted by Bladebender | October 1, 2004 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "From Oompa Loompa to the French Manicurian Candidate, eh girly boy? he he hee"
81. Posted by Bladebender | October 1, 2004 8:20 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 20:20
82. Posted by Leopold Stotch | October 1, 2004 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: My wife and daughters are so much hotter than yours.
Kerry: [sigh] Yeah, I know.
82. Posted by Leopold Stotch | October 1, 2004 8:32 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 20:32
83. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | October 1, 2004 8:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You've got a strategic grasp of the application of lip gloss Kerry, but you need to work on the tactics of tweezing. You look like a weany man!
83. Posted by Laura Lee Donoho | October 1, 2004 8:33 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 20:33
84. Posted by dobie | October 1, 2004 9:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pssssst. Hey buddy, Wanna buy an "O"?
Seriously, I understand that all people that are under the lights on tv have to put make up, but Kerry ought to fire his makeup girl for color incompetance.
84. Posted by dobie | October 1, 2004 9:09 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 21:09
85. Posted by Jewels | October 1, 2004 9:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That's a right purdy shade of lip gloss ya got there Senator. But I think you shoulda left it on Edwards.
85. Posted by Jewels | October 1, 2004 9:24 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 21:24
86. Posted by zach | October 1, 2004 9:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
so the tan DOES stop right there...
86. Posted by zach | October 1, 2004 9:33 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 21:33
87. Posted by TCMattson | October 1, 2004 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
From my two daughters: Monika, 10: "Why is he wearing make-up?" Leanna, 11, "Because he's a Girlie Man!" (In her best Arnold voice)
87. Posted by TCMattson | October 1, 2004 9:36 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 21:36
88. Posted by Dan | October 1, 2004 9:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: You think Iraq is tough? My first week in office Helen Thomas tried to slip me the tongue.
88. Posted by Dan | October 1, 2004 9:36 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 21:36
89. Posted by D Carter | October 1, 2004 9:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John, it's not really any of my business, but isn't this an odd time for Teresa to be posing for a Boobiethon photo?
89. Posted by D Carter | October 1, 2004 9:42 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 21:42
90. Posted by Eric Strobel | October 1, 2004 10:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "Where's that 'deactivate' button? That Data-fella from Star Trek had one back here somewheres."
90. Posted by Eric Strobel | October 1, 2004 10:15 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 22:15
91. Posted by MrJimm | October 1, 2004 11:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(With apologies to Dick Van Dyke & Morey Amsterdam)
Boy! For 800 million bucks she could be a lot uglier than that!
91. Posted by MrJimm | October 1, 2004 11:05 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 23:05
92. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | October 1, 2004 11:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Democracy: At least neither of these two kuckleheads wil rule for life.
92. Posted by Stephen W. Stanton | October 1, 2004 11:33 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 23:33
93. Posted by KCTrio | October 1, 2004 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: "George, I've tried everything to get you to notice me...orange complexion, Botox treatments, manicured nails, nicely-coiffed 'doo, and lipstick. I can feel you're hard as a rock. Now that the debates are over, will you please come back to my room and let me show you that I really am a long, tall man?"
Bush: "John, that's my six-shooter you're feeling. If you so much as look at me the wrong way, I'll pump you full of lead where the sun don't shine. Botox men don't turn me on. Girlie men don't turn me on. And Noam Chomsky-loving anarchist men don't turn me on. Men simply don't turn me on. Do you get the message?
93. Posted by KCTrio | October 1, 2004 11:37 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 23:37
94. Posted by Midgard | October 1, 2004 11:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "I laughed so hard during Crocodile Dundee when you were hosting that party and Paul Hogan grabbed your crotch to see if you were really a woman. Man, that scene is seared into my memory."
94. Posted by Midgard | October 1, 2004 11:56 PM |
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Posted on October 1, 2004 23:56
95. Posted by Randy P. | October 2, 2004 12:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W: "Now! Lehrer's not looking. Go-go-go. Grab the questions. I got your back."
95. Posted by Randy P. | October 2, 2004 12:19 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 00:19
96. Posted by Randy P. | October 2, 2004 12:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W: "Now! Lehrer's not looking. Go-go-go. Grab the questions. I got your back."
96. Posted by Randy P. | October 2, 2004 12:20 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 00:20
97. Posted by Randy P. | October 2, 2004 12:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W: "Now! Lehrer's not looking. Go-go-go. Grab the questions. I got your back."
97. Posted by Randy P. | October 2, 2004 12:25 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 00:25
98. Posted by That said... | October 2, 2004 12:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
W's checkin out my ass!! Damn I'm hot!
98. Posted by That said... | October 2, 2004 12:36 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 00:36
99. Posted by OneDrummer | October 2, 2004 1:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator Kerry answers Jim Lehrer's question about opening nuclear proliferation dialogue with notoriously 'kinky sex-crazed' North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, by stating he wants to start up one-on-one talks.......
99. Posted by OneDrummer | October 2, 2004 1:06 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 01:06
100. Posted by Robert L. | October 2, 2004 1:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John, let me rest my head on your shoulder, because I FEEL YOUR PAIN!
100. Posted by Robert L. | October 2, 2004 1:45 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 01:45
101. Posted by Robert L. | October 2, 2004 1:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John, let me rest my head on your shoulder, because I FEEL YOUR PAIN!
101. Posted by Robert L. | October 2, 2004 1:46 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 01:46
102. Posted by 00 | October 2, 2004 1:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Um, are all the comments/captions from homosexuals or what? Christ on a crutch, I have never seen so much fucking discussion of something so meaningless.
"his lips are shiny and colorful" omfg!!
It's like queer eye up in this hizzy.
The worst part is, Kerry's handlers WILL do something to change the color of his lips the next time, like the tan thing....which also seems to have upset the gay republican community. Girlfiend! I know you ain't been at the beach, so why you frontin'!? Can't get a tan like that in any of those swing states!
Sorry ladies, I've gotta go catch the presidential special on the E! channel...caio...
beeeotch!
102. Posted by 00 | October 2, 2004 1:48 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 01:48
103. Posted by Ted | October 2, 2004 1:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unbelievable... There IS a big key back here, and it's going round and round....
103. Posted by Ted | October 2, 2004 1:52 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 01:52
104. Posted by McCain | October 2, 2004 2:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I just found the perfect place to cut off the Senator's head."
104. Posted by McCain | October 2, 2004 2:02 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 02:02
105. Posted by jack rudd | October 2, 2004 2:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Funny, you don't SMELL like a woman...
In the O.J. Simpson court case, the prosecutor once whispered to the defense attorney that she wasn't wearing panties. This was just before his critical argument, and it was meant to distract him.
This picture shows Kerry trying to do something similar to Bush just as the debate was about to get under way. It's no wonder that Lehrer later asked Bush if Kerry was getting under his skin!
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105. Posted by jack rudd | October 2, 2004 2:04 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 02:04
106. Posted by Hunter | October 2, 2004 3:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- "Ok Lurch...soon as these dumb ass debates are over pull the limo around to the back door...and if you say anything about Vietnam I'll cut off your Botox allowence....."
106. Posted by Hunter | October 2, 2004 3:00 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 03:00
107. Posted by Spirit Fingers | October 2, 2004 5:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Can the press just leave us alone please. The debate hasn't started yet. We are still in the middle of rehearsing our lines."
Next week can we have this picture, pretty please.
http://tinypic.com/aw7sl
107. Posted by Spirit Fingers | October 2, 2004 5:40 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 05:40
108. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 2, 2004 9:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KERRY CHAMELEON LYRICS
Couture Flub
(featuring: Boy John Kerry)
Denying Swiftvets with my lies all the way,
But I've got three purple hearts, what do you say,
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell more contradictions
I flip and go
I flop and go
Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
I flip and go
I flop and go
Lying is so easy, 'cause the truth would make 'em scream.
My record is clean
My record is clean
Don't you hear my wicked words every day
You've used my words against me, I heard you say
That my presence is an affliction,
but Teresa's money makes me strong
When we vote, you'll be gone forever
'been Pres. too long
'been Pres. too long
Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
I flip and go
I flop and go
Lying is so easy, 'cause the truth would make 'em scream.
World leaders like me
World leaders like me
Every day is Poll survival
You're my opponent, you're my rival
Every day is Poll survival
You're my opponent, you're my rival
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell more contradictions
I flip and go
I flop and go
Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
I flip and go
I flop and go
Lying is so easy, 'cause the truth would make me scream.
'Cause you're so mean
'Cause you're so mean
108. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 2, 2004 9:50 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 09:50
109. Posted by MOik | October 2, 2004 10:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's OK John, They'll never guess the truth. Your make-up looks great and the spare dress I have in the limo that will fit you fine"
109. Posted by MOik | October 2, 2004 10:39 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 10:39
110. Posted by Phil Dayton | October 2, 2004 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Say is that Pumpkin scened perfume your wearing Senator?
110. Posted by Phil Dayton | October 2, 2004 10:59 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 10:59
111. Posted by Gunny | October 2, 2004 11:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thereza was right...pink IS my color"
111. Posted by Gunny | October 2, 2004 11:10 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 11:10
112. Posted by Gunny | October 2, 2004 11:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hmmmm...Thereza was right...pink IS my color"
112. Posted by Gunny | October 2, 2004 11:11 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 11:11
113. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 2, 2004 11:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey John, let me have that suit drycleaned for ya. I wouldn't want anything to surface later that might stain my otherwise unimpeachable reputation, if ya know what I mean."
113. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 2, 2004 11:54 AM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 11:54
114. Posted by Richard | October 2, 2004 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why is he so tall and why am I so short?
114. Posted by Richard | October 2, 2004 12:01 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 12:01
115. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 2, 2004 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
KERRY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
(Transcript)
(Act 1, Scene 5)
How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
115. Posted by Rodney Dill | October 2, 2004 12:12 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 12:12
116. Posted by OneDrummer | October 2, 2004 3:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Terry McAuliffe stated today that the makeup artist hired by John Kerry's staff for Thursday's debate was really an operative planted by Karl Rove.....
'Why, yes, why don't you go ask Mr. Rove why Kerry looked so pleasing to the eye....'
116. Posted by OneDrummer | October 2, 2004 3:14 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 15:14
117. Posted by Scary Kerry | October 2, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: Oui, Oui, I look so fine!
Bush: Jeez John, I can't take you anywhere! You're botoxed, tanned and manicured but you still have such awful dandruff!!
117. Posted by Scary Kerry | October 2, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 15:33
118. Posted by DeanSatterlee | October 2, 2004 3:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(from right to left)
VICTOR....Victoria
118. Posted by DeanSatterlee | October 2, 2004 3:44 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 15:44
119. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 2, 2004 5:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: "I've been consistent in my..."
Bush: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"
119. Posted by IgwanaRob | October 2, 2004 5:05 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 17:05
120. Posted by mojo | October 2, 2004 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sniff...
"Is that Chanel #9?..."
120. Posted by mojo | October 2, 2004 6:20 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 18:20
121. Posted by Richard | October 2, 2004 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry: "i'm too sexy for this job, too sexy for this job, i'm too sexy"
Bush: "i'm too busy for this fool, too busy for this fool, i'm too busy to debate this fool!"
121. Posted by Richard | October 2, 2004 6:24 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 18:24
122. Posted by MahaRichie | October 2, 2004 7:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry:"Just accept the applause,and let the asshole's believe we ARE the Righteous Brothers".
Bush:"But isn't the shorter guy dead?"
Kerry:"Precisely".
122. Posted by MahaRichie | October 2, 2004 7:25 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 19:25
123. Posted by Dean Satterlee | October 2, 2004 8:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dude looks like a lady!!
123. Posted by Dean Satterlee | October 2, 2004 8:45 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 20:45
124. Posted by firstbrokenangel | October 2, 2004 10:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Who was the "asshat" that put my beautiful wife and daughters on the opposite side of the stage? Now I have to go behind this big ugly galluup who doesn't have the courtesy to let me pass in front of him...Kerry looking at Laura Bush and the two daughters going "Yeah, right bitch, just cause I said something nice about you doesn't mean I really meant it."
~Cindy
124. Posted by firstbrokenangel | October 2, 2004 10:59 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 22:59
125. Posted by firstbrokenangel | October 2, 2004 11:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anonymous - Kevin did pick up on it.
Bullwinckle - that's hysterical.
Chris Fenison - very funny.
Tony - so true.
Desperado - Global Test - is priceless; still have no clue as to what that means.
Steve Macklin - still love that one.
Then I got too dizzy going up and down, cracking up.
Love this stuff - but honestly,Kerry has no respect. Seriously, Bush shook his hand, patted him on the shoulder and then Kerry goes and walks in front of him. He never does anything right - he doesn't even get the answers right.
~C
125. Posted by firstbrokenangel | October 2, 2004 11:21 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 23:21
126. Posted by Daisy | October 2, 2004 11:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang ... there is no way I am going to be the first president to lose to a woman ...
126. Posted by Daisy | October 2, 2004 11:48 PM |
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Posted on October 2, 2004 23:48
127. Posted by Steve Cormier | October 3, 2004 1:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Come Igor! The lightning is ready!
127. Posted by Steve Cormier | October 3, 2004 1:27 AM |
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Posted on October 3, 2004 01:27
128. Posted by Steve Cormier | October 3, 2004 1:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmm...nice lipstick they put on that pig.
128. Posted by Steve Cormier | October 3, 2004 1:57 AM |
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Posted on October 3, 2004 01:57
129. Posted by psbx | October 3, 2004 6:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: What's Kerry's wife doing? She looks like she's about to have a hissy fit.
Kerry: Sit DOWN woman! Damnit, she'd better not go over there and say something to Jim....
129. Posted by psbx | October 3, 2004 6:22 AM |
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Posted on October 3, 2004 06:22
130. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those lips... I'm think I'm going to Miyazawa!
130. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:44 AM |
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Posted on October 3, 2004 06:44
131. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Labia and Dubya.
131. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:45 AM |
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Posted on October 3, 2004 06:45
132. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Those lips. Chirac's ass.
132. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:49 AM |
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Posted on October 3, 2004 06:49
133. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Senator, off the record, did Teddy give you driving directions to Chappaquiddick yet?"
133. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:52 AM |
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Posted on October 3, 2004 06:52
134. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just a Gigolo Pink" really IS your color, Senator.
134. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | October 3, 2004 6:56 AM |
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Posted on October 3, 2004 06:56
135. Posted by Andre3000 | October 4, 2004 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Personal ad: "Saucy six-four transvestite seeks intermediate length relationship with fabulously wealthy heiress. Less than nine figures need not respond."
135. Posted by Andre3000 | October 4, 2004 12:24 PM |
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Posted on October 4, 2004 12:24
136. Posted by OneDrummer | October 4, 2004 1:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President Bush and Senator Kerry conceal their irritation with Kevin Aylward in announcing the Weekend Caption Contest winners... (oops, I mean, irritation with Jim Lehrer in announcing the winner of the presidential debate....)
136. Posted by OneDrummer | October 4, 2004 1:05 PM |
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Posted on October 4, 2004 13:05
137. Posted by Kevin | October 5, 2004 1:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Winners announced. Comments are now closed.
137. Posted by Kevin | October 5, 2004 1:10 AM |
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Posted on October 5, 2004 01:10