This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ produced over 150 entries that were uniformly excellent. Picking the top three was extremely difficult, but that's why the don't pay me the big money.
Here are the winning captions for following photo:

1) (francus) - "You there! Surely you never missed your physical!"
2) (jennifer) - "Drink-up, my friends. The Kool-Aid is cold and refreshing."
3) (Rodney Dill) - "All you have to fear ... is me."
Here's a few honorable mentions:
4) (OneDrummer) - "Will someone please tear up that little girls Bush/Cheney sign already??"
5) (Stephen W. Stanton) - "I actually supported the Guard... before I called you a bunch of draft-dodging pussies."
6) (Dean Satterlee) - "I'm the wrong candidate, in the wrong place at the wrong time!"
Until next Friday...



Comments (7)
Hmmmmmmmmm...you had a lot ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by ScreaminSodomite | September 20, 2004 2:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmmmmmmm...you had a lot to pick from. I wonder if you had taken a little more time, you could have picked any one that were possibly any cornier or stupider than you winner.....no, I doubt it....you got damned near the dumbest one there with that. The only one stupider than that was the "Little teapot" idiocy.....
1. Posted by ScreaminSodomite | September 20, 2004 2:19 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2004 02:19
2. Posted by ScreaminSodomite | September 20, 2004 2:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hmmmmmmmmm...you had a lot to pick from. I wonder if you had taken a little more time, you could have picked any one that was possibly any cornier or stupider than you winner.....no, I doubt it....you got damned near the dumbest one there with that. The only one stupider than that was the "Little teapot" idiocy.....
2. Posted by ScreaminSodomite | September 20, 2004 2:20 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2004 02:20
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 20, 2004 6:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank Kevin. Mentally I had already conceded that oneDrummer's 'tear up the girl's sign' and DrDigit's 'one hand undecided had me beat', but there were again a lot of good captions to choose from.
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 20, 2004 6:01 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2004 06:01
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 20, 2004 7:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I meant "Thanks Kevin"
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 20, 2004 7:58 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2004 07:58
5. Posted by SarahW | September 20, 2004 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The were all great, but I love the Winners caption!
bonus: The guardsman in the audience thinking, " Oh stfu, Kerry; and quit calling me Shirley."
5. Posted by SarahW | September 20, 2004 10:52 AM |
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Posted on September 20, 2004 10:52
6. Posted by OneDrummer | September 20, 2004 12:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jennifer's Kool-Aid reference had me in stitches all weekend long.... just seemed to go with that smug photo...... that one got my vote as top.
6. Posted by OneDrummer | September 20, 2004 12:12 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2004 12:12
7. Posted by Dodd | September 20, 2004 1:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jennifer wuz robbed!
7. Posted by Dodd | September 20, 2004 1:53 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2004 13:53