It's been an interesting week at work.
At one point, I saw a guy reducing a tattoo pattern to fit his girlfriend. When he thought he had it, he turned to her (a rather cute brunette in a tanktop), held up the copy, and told her "pull up your shirt." She promptly lifted it over her (rather lacy) black bra while he held it up. I felt like I should avert my eyes, but it was a rather pleasant sight.
A few days later, a (female) colleague received a "grab bag" of graft from the local Chamber of Commerce. She offered me a necklace with little green heart-shaped beads, but with the condition that I NOT pull up my shirt.
Oh, well. At least now I'm equipped for the next time I see that guy and his girlfriend...
J.
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- Jay dude ... Think the ne... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Hunter | September 19, 2004 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
- Jay dude ... Think the necklace will go with your French Maid ensemble ---- Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
1. Posted by Hunter | September 19, 2004 10:42 AM |
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Posted on September 19, 2004 10:42
2. Posted by Paul | September 19, 2004 6:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Shouldn't that be "Temptress in a B-Cup?"
2. Posted by Paul | September 19, 2004 6:11 PM |
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Posted on September 19, 2004 18:11
3. Posted by Observer | September 19, 2004 6:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Just looking at the recent postings, you really seem to have a breast problem. Did you mother wean you too early?
3. Posted by Observer | September 19, 2004 6:33 PM |
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Posted on September 19, 2004 18:33
4. Posted by McGehee | September 20, 2004 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
He doesn't have a breast problem.
Girl pulls up shirt, exposes breasts, he looks -- NO PROBLEM!
4. Posted by McGehee | September 20, 2004 12:13 PM |
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Posted on September 20, 2004 12:13