Fact #1: In the year 2000, the South almost completely voted in favor of President Bush over Vice-President Gore.
Fact #2: So far, it looks like most of the South will vote for President Bush again.
Fact #3: Florida was THE key to President Bush's victory.
Fact #4: Both nominees from the Democratic party this time around are named "John."
Fact #5: The Russian version of the name "John" is "Ivan."
Does anyone else get suspicious when it turns out a hurricane named "Ivan" appears to be hell-bent on severely punishing the South? I think it's time for a bipartisan commission to investigate this...
J.
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<a href="http://www.ucomics... (Below threshold)1. Posted by JP | September 15, 2004 8:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Toles thinks not:
1. Posted by JP | September 15, 2004 8:19 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 08:19
2. Posted by hudson | September 15, 2004 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
IT'S ALL A RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY!!!!!!
2. Posted by hudson | September 15, 2004 8:37 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 08:37
3. Posted by Johnny Walker Red | September 15, 2004 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As a Southerner and resident of central Alabama who will probably only have another 12 hours or so before I join Kevin in mandatory blog-silence, I hereby call on John Kerry to CALL OFF THIS SHADOWY PARTISAN HURRICANE.
3. Posted by Johnny Walker Red | September 15, 2004 8:41 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 08:41
4. Posted by McGehee | September 15, 2004 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've just taken a closer look at Hurricane Ivan, and I don't think it was produced on a typewriter.
4. Posted by McGehee | September 15, 2004 9:24 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 09:24
5. Posted by wckrause | September 15, 2004 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Also, the previous hurricane was called FRANCEs... A coincedence? I think not.
5. Posted by wckrause | September 15, 2004 9:25 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 09:25
6. Posted by OneDrummer | September 15, 2004 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I question the timing of this hurricane and this election.....
6. Posted by OneDrummer | September 15, 2004 10:53 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 10:53
7. Posted by Kathy K | September 15, 2004 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And Charley was used in Vietnam as a slang term for the Vietnamese (usually the Vietcong). And we all know John Kerry was in Vietnam. Coincidence?
7. Posted by Kathy K | September 15, 2004 1:59 PM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 13:59
8. Posted by nospin | September 15, 2004 9:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You think the hurricanes are bad. wait till we get hit by tidal wave of illegals stampeding to get drivers license, amnesty and social security benefits. That Mexico Treaty allows immigrants, legal and ILLEGL to collect even if they never contributed a dime. This makes me SICK.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,79013,00.html
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,111818,00.html
8. Posted by nospin | September 15, 2004 9:54 PM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 21:54