Here are the much delayed winners of this weeks Weekend Caption Contest™, for the following photo:
1) (Rob) - "Go run this fucker through the Xerox 30 times. We're on in 10 minutes."
2) (Paul Zrimsek) - "Fake a letter, Maria."
3) (Rube) - "Fax from President Bush for ya, Dan." "Hmmm...What does that mean, 'Punkd'"?
Honorable Mentions
(Laurence Simon) - "Here's the frequency. Distribute it to everyone but Kenneth."
(Crank) - "Looks like we're going to have to run the one that says, 'FRAUD AT POLLS.'"
(charles austin) "What do you mean you'd rather not present this? Is that supposed to be funny?"
(ac halle) - "Rumple this and the other papers up right now and shove 'em up Berger's ass and get him THE HELL OUTTA the building..we gotta commercial gogogogo"
Until next Friday...
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Damn I'm funny.... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rob | September 14, 2004 6:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn I'm funny.
1. Posted by Rob | September 14, 2004 6:03 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2004 18:03
2. Posted by OneDrummer | September 14, 2004 6:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dang! thought my berger comment was funnier....
So, who do I make the check out to... uh, Kevin, what?
2. Posted by OneDrummer | September 14, 2004 6:31 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2004 18:31
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 14, 2004 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I thought Laurence Simon had the first original kenneth/frequency joke I've seen for a while.
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | September 14, 2004 6:36 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2004 18:36
4. Posted by R. G. | September 14, 2004 6:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I like #3, but what about:
Is this my job offer from Fox?
4. Posted by R. G. | September 14, 2004 6:37 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2004 18:37
5. Posted by Radio | September 14, 2004 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dan: "This can't be the official Weekend Caption Contest winner list. It's not on Wizbang letterhead and its poorly formatted. And the whole, darn thing is printed in superscript."
5. Posted by Radio | September 14, 2004 8:20 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2004 20:20
6. Posted by Branna | September 14, 2004 8:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh geez...more DNC propaganda election year blather. What's their point? Clinton was a DRAFT DODGER & their idol???
Likely Bedfellows
If it's good enough for 60 Minutes, it's good enough for the DNC.
by Stephen F. Hayes
09/14/2004 3:30:00 PM
Update 6:05 p.m.: Late Thursday afternoon, NBC News and CBS News requested that that the Democratic National Committee pull the campaign video in question. The DNC, through a spokesman, says that the matter is under consideration.
NBC released a statement Tuesday afternoon. "The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has included an edited excerpt from a Meet the Press interview with President Bush that was broadcast on February 8, 2004 as part of their promotional campaign to be used as a web video and shown in battleground states. NBC News does not authorize its copyrighted footage to be used for partisan political purposes. NBC News did not, and does not, license use of our material for these purposes and we have asked the DNC to cease and desist immediately from using the excerpt."
You can read the article in its entirety here...
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/004/624qurho.asp
6. Posted by Branna | September 14, 2004 8:39 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2004 20:39
7. Posted by Timmer | September 14, 2004 10:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh come ON. "Here's the frequency. Distribute it to everyone but Kenneth." was just damn funny!
7. Posted by Timmer | September 14, 2004 10:24 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2004 22:24
8. Posted by Kevin | September 14, 2004 11:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Against my better judgement I moved Laurence's entry from #2 to #4.
8. Posted by Kevin | September 14, 2004 11:40 PM |
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Posted on September 14, 2004 23:40
9. Posted by Rube | September 15, 2004 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I did NOT use personal influence, or pull strings to get my entry into the top three, leapfrogging Laurence Simon.
Did not.
9. Posted by Rube | September 15, 2004 8:45 AM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 08:45
10. Posted by moderate republican | September 15, 2004 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
#3 is brilliant
10. Posted by moderate republican | September 15, 2004 5:20 PM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 17:20
11. Posted by SarahW | September 15, 2004 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yay to the winners. All made me giggly.
11. Posted by SarahW | September 15, 2004 7:46 PM |
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Posted on September 15, 2004 19:46
12. Posted by LiZa | September 16, 2004 8:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OKOK, so I'm a leetle late with my captions. I got stuck on the freeway.
"Hey, my suspenders are twisted."
"Like my cool South Central homey haircut?"
"Looky what I found! This new word, 'blogger'."
Check out Ebay, as reported on FOX tonight.
More “Original” CBS George W. Bush Memos Item number: 5520955343
12. Posted by LiZa | September 16, 2004 8:11 PM |
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Posted on September 16, 2004 20:11
13. Posted by Evilwhiteguy | September 17, 2004 3:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, I had "documentation" from Dan Rather that I was going to win this contest...
13. Posted by Evilwhiteguy | September 17, 2004 3:46 AM |
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Posted on September 17, 2004 03:46
14. Posted by KevinO | September 23, 2004 4:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Better late than never:
"Mr. Rather, monster.com sent your resume back for corrections."
14. Posted by KevinO | September 23, 2004 4:00 AM |
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Posted on September 23, 2004 04:00