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or
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That second caption might e... (Below threshold)1. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 4:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
That second caption might explain her husky voice.
Or how about, "In another doomed attempt to connect with just plain folks, Kerry tries to adopt an 'aw shucks' manner."
This could go on for days.
1. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 4:40 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 16:40
2. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 4:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"In Vietnam I was only a lieutenant, but I've been promoted to kernel."
2. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 4:41 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 16:41
3. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | August 4, 2004 5:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CORN-holio
lives!
3. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | August 4, 2004 5:07 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 17:07
4. Posted by Matt | August 4, 2004 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My people call it, "le maïs".
4. Posted by Matt | August 4, 2004 5:34 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 17:34
5. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | August 4, 2004 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Kerry cracked corn? Well, I don't care!"
5. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | August 4, 2004 5:37 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 17:37
6. Posted by hobgoblin | August 4, 2004 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RE: #2
Explains, her face and provides a lovely mental image that demands immediate bathing of my brain in bleach.
"Cheeky, sexy. What-ever."
6. Posted by hobgoblin | August 4, 2004 5:47 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 17:47
7. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | August 4, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My name is John F. Cornholio and I approve this photoshop.
7. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | August 4, 2004 5:50 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 17:50
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 6:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey everybody, I've invented internet cr0n."
8. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 6:14 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 18:14
9. Posted by tony | August 4, 2004 8:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Which of you goddam dirty farmers left this on my bu... I mean, our bus has plenty of corn, like the vast fields of my youth, the swaying stalks where me and my young schoolmates used to play. THAT is the fabric of America! Yeah, that is it! Fabric!"
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"Who wants corn? It really doesn't go with the escargot we've got in here."
9. Posted by tony | August 4, 2004 8:28 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 20:28
10. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Everyone who promises to vote for me will receive one of these. Come on, surely you can't get something like this every day here in Ohio!"
10. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 8:40 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 20:40
11. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 9:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No, no, John! I shuck, you jive!"
11. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 9:02 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 21:02
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 9:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Go figure, all I know is every time Teresa would say Bush Hell the Iowegians would throw more corn at us."
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 9:14 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 21:14
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 9:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"... and we just love your Dairy Air. GO BADGERS! (psst, see I told ya I'd remember not to say Buckeyes.)
13. Posted by Rodney Dill | August 4, 2004 9:25 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 21:25
14. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 10:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Oh, it's not Ohio? What, are we in Michigan again? No? Come on give me a hint, you S.O.B. Four letters? UTAH?" <leans out window again> "I want you all to know I'm all in favor of letting you marry as many of your cousins as you want. As long as they're not the same sex as you of course."
14. Posted by McGehee | August 4, 2004 10:29 PM |
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Posted on August 4, 2004 22:29
15. Posted by spacemonkey | August 5, 2004 12:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is what Teresa was talking about, Shove these!
15. Posted by spacemonkey | August 5, 2004 12:27 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2004 00:27
16. Posted by -S- | August 5, 2004 1:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
THK to the Masses *beneath* her *special view*:
"Oh, loook, JOHN has CHILI for you!"
16. Posted by -S- | August 5, 2004 1:47 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2004 01:47
17. Posted by Beck | August 5, 2004 1:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
My god, I can't believe that cornhole website is actually serious. I kept looking for the parody giveaway, but it ain't there. They even have "Play Cornhole" merchandice. Evidently it's some sort of variant on the game of horse shoes.
At least they seem to recognize that there is an alternate meaning to the word "cornhole."
17. Posted by Beck | August 5, 2004 1:53 AM |
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Posted on August 5, 2004 01:53
18. Posted by eclipsegurl | August 5, 2004 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bend my ear...
18. Posted by eclipsegurl | August 5, 2004 12:06 PM |
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Posted on August 5, 2004 12:06