(Author’s note: I didn’t feel like bothering to look up precise birth dates and dates of events. Therefore, all ages cited herein are +/- 1 year.)
Age of Theresa Heinz Kerry when she called Ted Kennedy a “perfect bastard” and the Democratic machine “putrid:” 37
Age of John Forbes Kerry when he testified before Congress about witnessing and participating in war crimes in Viet Nam: 28
Age of George W. Bush when he left the Texas Air National Guard: 27
Age of Ted Kennedy when he drove a car off a bridge, swam ashore, then desperately tried to cover it up and distance himself while a young woman spent several hours drowning in the back: 37
Age of Bill Clinton when he wrote his famous “I loathe the military” letter to the ROTC to avoid fulfilling his obligation to serve: 23
Age of Monica Lewinsky when she begins her affair with President Bill Clinton, age 49 at the time: 21
Age of John W. Hinckley, Jr. when he shot and wounded President Ronald Reagan: 28
Age of Lee Harvey Oswald when he shot and killed President Kennedy: 24
Age of Adolf Hitler when he wrote “Mein Kampf:” 34
Age of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. is named the first president of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference: 28
Age of Audie Murphy, most highly decorated American in World War II, when he retired from the Army after winning 33 medals, including being awarded the Congressional Medal Of Honor: 21
Res ipsa loquitur.
J.
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Somebody's been drinking th... (Below threshold)1. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | July 31, 2004 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Somebody's been drinking the hunter S. conspiracy juice.
1. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | July 31, 2004 2:10 AM |
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Posted on July 31, 2004 02:10
2. Posted by Jane | July 31, 2004 2:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ah yes, the energy of youth....
2. Posted by Jane | July 31, 2004 2:24 AM |
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Posted on July 31, 2004 02:24
3. Posted by Professor Chaos | July 31, 2004 2:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This all makes me feel so insignificant. Here I am, in my mid-30s, and I haven't even killed a date or committed any war crimes yet. What a slacker I am ...
3. Posted by Professor Chaos | July 31, 2004 2:48 AM |
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Posted on July 31, 2004 02:48
4. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | July 31, 2004 3:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Pssst. Hey, Chaos? Kill any cats and THIS too can be yours.)
4. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | July 31, 2004 3:23 AM |
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Posted on July 31, 2004 03:23
5. Posted by Christopher Cross | July 31, 2004 2:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't trust anyone over....28?
5. Posted by Christopher Cross | July 31, 2004 2:06 PM |
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Posted on July 31, 2004 14:06
6. Posted by David Anderson | July 31, 2004 4:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I am trying to figure out the point of all this.
6. Posted by David Anderson | July 31, 2004 4:01 PM |
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Posted on July 31, 2004 16:01
7. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | August 1, 2004 6:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Point? A point only gets in the way.
7. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | August 1, 2004 6:51 AM |
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Posted on August 1, 2004 06:51