It's Friday, and I was stupid enough to suggest a picture to Kevin for this week's Caption Contest. Next thing I know, I'm running the bloody Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ again.
This week's photo is courtesy of the Wayback machine, from 1999. From left to right: Defense Secretary William Cohen, President Bill Clinton, State Secretary Madeline Albright, and National Security Advisor Sandy Berger.
As always (well, nearly always), winners will be announced on Sunday.
J.
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"Hear no evil, speak no evi... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Clancy | July 23, 2004 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil, and Mr. Evil himself."
1. Posted by Clancy | July 23, 2004 4:22 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 16:22
2. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | July 23, 2004 4:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Berger: No, no. I didn't say we'd cracked the case, I said I have the case in my crack!
2. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | July 23, 2004 4:25 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 16:25
3. Posted by Debra | July 23, 2004 4:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
well..I THOUGHT I had a good one till I read Roberts!!!
I think I'll second that one!
3. Posted by Debra | July 23, 2004 4:26 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 16:26
4. Posted by spacemonkey | July 23, 2004 4:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton and two of his top advsisors ignore Sandy Berger, each in a slightly different way.
4. Posted by spacemonkey | July 23, 2004 4:31 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 16:31
5. Posted by spacemonkey | July 23, 2004 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Find the stolen top secret documents in the photo.
5. Posted by spacemonkey | July 23, 2004 4:35 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 16:35
6. Posted by Kimmber | July 23, 2004 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rolling onto one cheek, Sandy reminds everyone in the room who, in fact, is the One Big "Cheese"
6. Posted by Kimmber | July 23, 2004 4:52 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 16:52
7. Posted by Rob | July 23, 2004 5:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As Hillary sings Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini:
COHEN: (thinking)Oh...my...GOD her voice is screechy. No wonder Bill never spends any time with her.
BILL: (thinking)God I think I'm gonna barf. Think Monica...think Monica.,
ALBRIGHT: (thinking)I can't watch! Yet, strangely, I can look at myself in the mirror. Naked. Strange...
BERGER: (speaking)Ahhh yeah. You go girl! Hold on, this CIA briefing in my pants is startin' to chaffe.
7. Posted by Rob | July 23, 2004 5:02 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:02
8. Posted by -S- | July 23, 2004 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton:
"Ha, fooled ya' -- it's my thumb, see?"
8. Posted by -S- | July 23, 2004 5:20 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:20
9. Posted by ~J~ | July 23, 2004 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Chris Farley entertains the Clinton trio........
Yeah, He cut the cheese.....Thats gonna leave a mark.
9. Posted by ~J~ | July 23, 2004 5:28 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:28
10. Posted by Ben | July 23, 2004 5:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spectators react with mixed emotions at the first annual Janet Reno Stripshow.
10. Posted by Ben | July 23, 2004 5:35 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:35
11. Posted by Jmaster | July 23, 2004 5:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
As the strains of the Village People’s “YMCA” play in the background:
Cohen: “I can make an “O” this way..”
WJC: “This sort of looks like an “S”..”
Madeline: “I got the “A”..”
Sandy: “ The “M” is a little tougher, but if I move my arms this way..”
WJC: “ Hey, we need another “A”. Hillary, get over here in this last chair and make a real “A” out of yourself! Ha ha ha…! Damn, this national security stuff really IS funny. It is just so great that we can all laugh about it!”
Sandy: “Yeah this is a good one. We can’t forget to break into this routine at the security meeting next week. I’ll jot down a little note here in this report from Clarke to remind us. Note: Gang must break into O-S-A-M-A routine every time someone says “Osama Bin Laden.” “
11. Posted by Jmaster | July 23, 2004 5:38 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:38
12. Posted by Chad Evans | July 23, 2004 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton: So I took the cigar out of Monica and smoked it afterwards.
Cohen and Allbright laughing in disgust.
Berger: Give me the cigar Bill. I need to stick it in my socks to destroy the evidence.
12. Posted by Chad Evans | July 23, 2004 5:41 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:41
13. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 23, 2004 5:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not listening to the threat of Osama Bin Laden
Say nothing about the threat of Osama Bin Laden
See nothing that Osama Bin Laden is preparing
Do nothing about Osama Bin Laden
13. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 23, 2004 5:44 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:44
14. Posted by BoDiddly | July 23, 2004 5:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Unsure where he fits into the "hear no evil . . ." pose, Sandy Berger attempts to portray an absence of brain activity as he goes for "think no evil".
14. Posted by BoDiddly | July 23, 2004 5:45 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:45
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 23, 2004 5:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Instead of fixing the mistake, Cohen, Clinton, and Allbright fix the blame.
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 23, 2004 5:50 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:50
16. Posted by John of Argghhh! | July 23, 2004 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hear no Osama,
Say no Osama,
See no Osama,
Reaching for pen to mark "No attack Osama"
16. Posted by John of Argghhh! | July 23, 2004 5:52 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 17:52
17. Posted by Beck | July 23, 2004 6:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Clinton team, upon discovery that they have consolidated all the world's evil within themselves, struggle to keep any of it from escaping.
17. Posted by Beck | July 23, 2004 6:20 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 18:20
18. Posted by Bill from INDC Journal | July 23, 2004 6:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow! What are the odds that you'd find a picture of all of them in the reading room at the National Archives?!
18. Posted by Bill from INDC Journal | July 23, 2004 6:27 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 18:27
19. Posted by brother | July 23, 2004 8:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hillary in a bikini, enough said
19. Posted by brother | July 23, 2004 8:23 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 20:23
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 23, 2004 8:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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"GODDAMMIT BILL, I TOLD YOU NOT TO HAVE YOUR FRIENDS HERE WHEN I COME OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!"
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Everyone, except Sandy, was dumbfounded when Hillary revealed her political ambitions by showing she had "20" tattooed on one butt cheek and "08" on the other. Sandy broke the silence when he asked, "Do you really think you'll still be alive in 20008, Hillary?"
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 23, 2004 8:37 PM |
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Posted on July 23, 2004 20:37
21. Posted by SDH | July 24, 2004 12:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yes Sandy, you are evil!
21. Posted by SDH | July 24, 2004 12:11 AM |
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Posted on July 24, 2004 00:11
22. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | July 24, 2004 2:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CLINTON NATIONAL DEFENSE POLICY, 1996-2000.
22. Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin | July 24, 2004 2:29 AM |
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Posted on July 24, 2004 02:29
23. Posted by Chrees | July 24, 2004 2:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Berger: Good thing I inhaled. That's the only way this is funny...
23. Posted by Chrees | July 24, 2004 2:37 AM |
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Posted on July 24, 2004 02:37
24. Posted by McGehee | July 24, 2004 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Berger: "Hey, let's play another game of 'Guess What I Have in My Pants'!"
Cohen: "I didn't just hear you say that!"
Clinton: "I think I'm gonna hurl."
Albright: "I'm so embarrassed that I keep winning this game!"
24. Posted by McGehee | July 24, 2004 10:41 AM |
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Posted on July 24, 2004 10:41
25. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 24, 2004 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Cohen was lucky to be far enough away that the major impact of Berger's flatulence was auditory.
25. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 24, 2004 1:28 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2004 13:28
26. Posted by LF | July 24, 2004 11:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hear no evil...speak no evil...see no evil...pinch my nipple.
26. Posted by LF | July 24, 2004 11:59 PM |
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Posted on July 24, 2004 23:59
27. Posted by LF | July 25, 2004 12:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hear no evil...speak no evil...see no evil...pinch my nipple.
27. Posted by LF | July 25, 2004 12:00 AM |
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Posted on July 25, 2004 00:00
28. Posted by Erik | July 25, 2004 5:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Why do I always get "have no fun"?
28. Posted by Erik | July 25, 2004 5:28 AM |
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Posted on July 25, 2004 05:28
29. Posted by McGehee | July 25, 2004 6:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen,
Cohen was lucky to be far enough away that the major impact of Berger's flatulence was auditory.
What makes you think Bergler did it? Do you see classified documents floating around the room? An explosion of that magnitude would surely have caused a great deal mof paper shrapnel to be in evidence.
On the principle of "He who smelt it dealt it," I say, look to Clinton.
29. Posted by McGehee | July 25, 2004 6:47 AM |
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Posted on July 25, 2004 06:47
30. Posted by Steve the Llamabutcher | July 25, 2004 2:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hear no evil. Speak no evil. See no evil. Blame the inevitable on the "suspicious timing" and "laxity" of your opponents.
30. Posted by Steve the Llamabutcher | July 25, 2004 2:27 PM |
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Posted on July 25, 2004 14:27
31. Posted by Martin Kozloff | July 26, 2004 10:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clinton. "Jesus, look at her fat disgusting knee. I'm gonna hurl!"
Cohen. "I didn't hear that!"
Albright. "Hey, Bill, you're not stickin' that thing in MY face."
Berger. "Oh, great! Now I gotta chubby."
31. Posted by Martin Kozloff | July 26, 2004 10:43 PM |
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Posted on July 26, 2004 22:43