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Comments (44)
I saw this trick in a Croco... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Mike | July 9, 2004 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I saw this trick in a Crocodile Dundee movie. You will go to sleep, and keep your f-ing hands off of me!
1. Posted by Mike | July 9, 2004 4:32 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 16:32
2. Posted by Michael | July 9, 2004 4:43 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Whoo whoo whoo whoo
rawr rawr raww rawr
nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk
2. Posted by Michael | July 9, 2004 4:43 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 16:43
3. Posted by Mark | July 9, 2004 4:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And don't even Think about touching the hair!
3. Posted by Mark | July 9, 2004 4:50 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 16:50
4. Posted by mAss Backwards | July 9, 2004 4:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hee-hee-hee. Titty twister on three. One....two....
4. Posted by mAss Backwards | July 9, 2004 4:58 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 16:58
5. Posted by Camille | July 9, 2004 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And I was hella tappin' that ass" - Kerry
5. Posted by Camille | July 9, 2004 5:00 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 17:00
6. Posted by ILoco | July 9, 2004 5:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Alright John, remember... we're still supposed to be in the closet. Easy on the touchy feely... mmmmk?
6. Posted by ILoco | July 9, 2004 5:00 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 17:00
7. Posted by daniel | July 9, 2004 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Know I know why they call it a COWLICK you BULL, you!"
7. Posted by daniel | July 9, 2004 5:03 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 17:03
8. Posted by ILoco | July 9, 2004 5:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Really, John... I swear it IS that big.
8. Posted by ILoco | July 9, 2004 5:04 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 17:04
9. Posted by daniel | July 9, 2004 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"It's a simple 'slight-of-hand' John. If I hold my RIGHT hand up here they won't see where my left hand is, or what it's doing!"
9. Posted by daniel | July 9, 2004 5:06 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 17:06
10. Posted by daniel | July 9, 2004 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Back aboard their private jet, Kerry and Edwards resume their favorite sport: A STARING CONTEST!
10. Posted by daniel | July 9, 2004 5:08 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 17:08
11. Posted by Corey | July 9, 2004 5:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Now, Johnny E., you look a little apprehensive... Don't worry, the table's in the way of the camera's shot, so I'm just gonna slide my hand - that's right, this one here - under the table and slowly unzip...
11. Posted by Corey | July 9, 2004 5:08 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 17:08
12. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 9, 2004 5:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Give me five, my brotha!
I said, give me five....five....
...brotha?
Come on, don't leave me hanging....
Damn, nigga, you dissin the JFK?
12. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | July 9, 2004 5:17 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 17:17
13. Posted by martinphilbrook | July 9, 2004 5:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
after we win this election, and we overcome the amendment against gay marriage, lets hook up for REAL!!
13. Posted by martinphilbrook | July 9, 2004 5:40 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 17:40
14. Posted by Kevin | July 9, 2004 6:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No I'm not entering a caption, just testing out comments...
14. Posted by Kevin | July 9, 2004 6:02 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 18:02
15. Posted by daniel | July 9, 2004 6:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sure I'll let you handle my divorce, John, BUT FIRST you gotta guarantee you'll get me half her dough, and you gotta cut your normal contingency from 35% to 20%. And before you sday "no' - remember that could still top 150 MILLION bucks - and that ain't CHUMP CHANGE, even to a successful ambulance chaser like you!"
15. Posted by daniel | July 9, 2004 6:13 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 18:13
16. Posted by ibejo | July 9, 2004 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
So John...Teresa is on her knees and my hand is on her head like this....
16. Posted by ibejo | July 9, 2004 6:15 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 18:15
17. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 9, 2004 7:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't care how young you are, John, you're putting your own damn mask on it the plane springs a leak.
17. Posted by Laurence Simon | July 9, 2004 7:00 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 19:00
18. Posted by Rob | July 9, 2004 7:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seriously dude, high-five on the touchy-feely thing. We've got the gay vote locked down.
18. Posted by Rob | July 9, 2004 7:35 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 19:35
19. Posted by SarahW | July 9, 2004 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Night and Daaaaaay, you are the one....
19. Posted by SarahW | July 9, 2004 8:12 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 20:12
20. Posted by michel | July 9, 2004 8:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
.. and now G's even got WizBang trying to make fun of us .. how desperate can one be
20. Posted by michel | July 9, 2004 8:48 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 20:48
21. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 9, 2004 9:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
While flying somewhere over North Carolina, the two John's spend quality time discussing their campaign strategy for Edwards' home state this weekend...
Kerry: "No kidding, I can chug a pitcher this tall. You'll have to take me to some of the bars on Hillsborough Street after the rally. How about The Doll House? I could use a good lap dance."
Edwards thinking: "Yeah, he's going down in the first year and I'll be the big cheese. Who's yo daddy now? Huh?"
21. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 9, 2004 9:18 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 21:18
22. Posted by Timmer | July 9, 2004 10:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't have time for the intel briefing. I have to hang with REAL Americans to raise more money."
See, the Jedi Mind Trick is allll in the wrist.
22. Posted by Timmer | July 9, 2004 10:21 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 22:21
23. Posted by Darby | July 9, 2004 10:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush is in trouble now, KAPOW, STRAIGHT TO THE MOON ALICE!
23. Posted by Darby | July 9, 2004 10:21 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 22:21
24. Posted by Darby | July 9, 2004 10:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ya know John, I could use a stack of 100's about this high tommorrow night...
24. Posted by Darby | July 9, 2004 10:23 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 22:23
25. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 9, 2004 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mine is only this big.....around
25. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 9, 2004 10:51 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 22:51
26. Posted by G.M. | July 9, 2004 11:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Listen, I'm tellin' you, just a few more dead soldiers and bam, we're in there.
26. Posted by G.M. | July 9, 2004 11:37 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 23:37
27. Posted by Bill from INDC | July 9, 2004 11:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And I have a vision for America that's ... that's ... oh my ... my Lord John ... your lips ... they're like luscious, dew-flecked strawberries ..."
27. Posted by Bill from INDC | July 9, 2004 11:47 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 23:47
28. Posted by Bill from INDC | July 9, 2004 11:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Can you change "dew-flecked" to "dew-dappled?" That rolls off Kerry's tongue better ...
28. Posted by Bill from INDC | July 9, 2004 11:48 PM |
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Posted on July 9, 2004 23:48
29. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 10, 2004 12:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wanna arm wrestle?
29. Posted by eclipsegurl | July 10, 2004 12:19 AM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 00:19
30. Posted by -S- | July 10, 2004 12:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"My fingers to your mouth, John.
"My fingers to your mouth.
"My fingers to your mouth, to your mouth, to your mouth, my fingeres to your mouth, John.
"Oh, John, my fingers to your mouth. Here they come, my fingers to your mouth."
30. Posted by -S- | July 10, 2004 12:22 AM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 00:22
31. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | July 10, 2004 12:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Put your hand in mine, and then kiss me you beautiful fool ..."
31. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | July 10, 2004 12:40 AM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 00:40
32. Posted by Kathleen | July 10, 2004 9:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The same thing I do every day, Pinky. Plan to take over the world!
32. Posted by Kathleen | July 10, 2004 9:14 AM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 09:14
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 10, 2004 9:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look, Stop that now J.E. I don't want you going blind before the election.
33. Posted by Stephen Macklin | July 10, 2004 9:24 AM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 09:24
34. Posted by McGehee | July 10, 2004 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And if we win, I'll build you a treehouse in the backyard of the White House where you and all your little Senate friends can have sleepovers anytime you want. But the Lincoln Bedroom is mine."
34. Posted by McGehee | July 10, 2004 12:35 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 12:35
35. Posted by McGehee | July 10, 2004 12:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I don't want you calling me Uncle Lurch anymore. Do it again and I'll slap your wrist so hard it'll sting for several minutes."
"Okay, Uncle Lurch."
"I warned you."
35. Posted by McGehee | July 10, 2004 12:37 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 12:37
36. Posted by McGehee | July 10, 2004 12:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sen. Edwards is photographed in deep conversation with the animatronic Kerry substitute, unaware that it's not the real Kerry. Later, he told reporters after learning the truth, "I like the robot better, he's just a more likable guy."
36. Posted by McGehee | July 10, 2004 12:39 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 12:39
37. Posted by McGehee | July 10, 2004 12:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Stop making fun of me, John, or Daddy spank."
37. Posted by McGehee | July 10, 2004 12:40 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 12:40
38. Posted by Timmer | July 10, 2004 2:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stolen from Stryker at www.digitalwarfighter.com
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JK: Then we strike like a cobra.
JE: A cobra?
JK: A freaking...COBRA!
JE: ...
38. Posted by Timmer | July 10, 2004 2:01 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 14:01
39. Posted by CC | July 10, 2004 6:08 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
I learned a new sex position, here let me show you
39. Posted by CC | July 10, 2004 6:08 PM |
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Posted on July 10, 2004 18:08
40. Posted by Nordicgirl | July 11, 2004 1:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JFK: “I actually did grab your ass, before I decided not to.”
JE: “Yeah . . . well, in the future, please keep your hands away from my populist pants.”
40. Posted by Nordicgirl | July 11, 2004 1:16 AM |
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Posted on July 11, 2004 01:16
41. Posted by Alex | July 11, 2004 5:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How did the two find wives before they met each other? Kerry was against being gay before he was for it.
41. Posted by Alex | July 11, 2004 5:45 AM |
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Posted on July 11, 2004 05:45
42. Posted by Jay Tea | July 11, 2004 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"C'mon, Edwards, just put your hands out, palms up. Then try to slap the backs of my hands. That's how you win, not by threatening to sue me!"
J.
42. Posted by Jay Tea | July 11, 2004 4:08 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2004 16:08
43. Posted by Jay Tea | July 11, 2004 4:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So, I figure you were about this tall when I won my three purple hearts in Viet Nam. Did you know I was in Viet Nam?"
J.
43. Posted by Jay Tea | July 11, 2004 4:23 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2004 16:23
44. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 11, 2004 9:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Just one thing I gotta tell ya. That short Secret Service Agent, he pushes."
(I'm back)
44. Posted by Rodney Dill | July 11, 2004 9:30 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2004 21:30