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Comments (39)
"Feel that? I just spit in... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | June 18, 2004 3:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Feel that? I just spit in that hand."
1. Posted by Rusty Shackleford | June 18, 2004 3:47 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 15:47
2. Posted by spd rdr | June 18, 2004 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Cheney sleeps with the fishes."
2. Posted by spd rdr | June 18, 2004 3:53 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 15:53
3. Posted by Sam | June 18, 2004 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain "If I keep my eyes closed it will be over quicker"
3. Posted by Sam | June 18, 2004 4:02 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:02
4. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | June 18, 2004 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "OMG! Did you see the rack on that chick in the front row?"
4. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | June 18, 2004 4:05 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:05
5. Posted by Chrees | June 18, 2004 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I hope you don't mind the Army following you around for the next 5 months so nothing bad happens to you... you know, like running as Kerry's vice-persident..."
5. Posted by Chrees | June 18, 2004 4:06 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:06
6. Posted by ken | June 18, 2004 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MB&B... heh. Reminded me of the joke "Is that Kitty Green?"
6. Posted by ken | June 18, 2004 4:08 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:08
7. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | June 18, 2004 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: Don't turn around, but Kerry's up there in the balcony pounding on the glass and screaming at you.....
7. Posted by Robert the Llama Butcher | June 18, 2004 4:08 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:08
8. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | June 18, 2004 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.
8. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | June 18, 2004 4:09 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:09
9. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | June 18, 2004 4:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Related -- am I the only one who noticed that the day after Kerry outlined his foreign policy platform, McCain rushed to the aid of Bush?
9. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | June 18, 2004 4:14 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:14
10. Posted by Chris Smith | June 18, 2004 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Check me out! Do still smell of Garlic and Blue Cheese?
10. Posted by Chris Smith | June 18, 2004 4:15 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:15
11. Posted by BoDiddly | June 18, 2004 4:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John McCain discovers that a Bush in the hand is worth more than Kerry's Bird.
11. Posted by BoDiddly | June 18, 2004 4:27 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:27
12. Posted by The Backer | June 18, 2004 4:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Meet the man behind the man!
12. Posted by The Backer | June 18, 2004 4:35 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:35
13. Posted by Brian | June 18, 2004 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After we finished with the attack dogs we threw them into bamboo cages.
13. Posted by Brian | June 18, 2004 4:39 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 16:39
14. Posted by soundbyte | June 18, 2004 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yep, that's a knife in my left hand ... Sorry about the pain.
14. Posted by soundbyte | June 18, 2004 5:06 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 17:06
15. Posted by charles | June 18, 2004 5:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
bush: is that your hand on my ass?
15. Posted by charles | June 18, 2004 5:11 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 17:11
16. Posted by mhking | June 18, 2004 5:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Don't you EVER think of bailing on me again. I know where you live!"
16. Posted by mhking | June 18, 2004 5:23 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 17:23
17. Posted by McGehee | June 18, 2004 5:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"John, I hope those low-altitude helicopter overflights in your neighborhood didn't inconvenience you in any way. Oh, and thanks for staying with the Republican Party. I never doubted you for a second."
17. Posted by McGehee | June 18, 2004 5:33 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 17:33
18. Posted by McGehee | June 18, 2004 5:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Let's get together for some arm-wrestlin' sometime."
18. Posted by McGehee | June 18, 2004 5:34 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 17:34
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 18, 2004 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, so the fix is in. You accept the VP position on Kerry's ticket, then around Halloween profess your gay affair with John."
19. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 18, 2004 5:55 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 17:55
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 18, 2004 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...then if you want to return to, America, the Land you Love, vote for me, click your heels together, and say 'there's no place like home, there's no place like home...'"
20. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 18, 2004 5:57 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 17:57
21. Posted by David Scott Anderson | June 18, 2004 6:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Your wife will be fine John, as long as you play ball.
21. Posted by David Scott Anderson | June 18, 2004 6:15 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 18:15
22. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 18, 2004 6:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I kinda envy you, John, with you retirin' to that ocean front property you got there down in Arizona..."
22. Posted by Laurence Simon | June 18, 2004 6:22 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 18:22
23. Posted by Thomas | June 18, 2004 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: "John, I'm ripping up those photos as soon as I get on Air Force One. Thanks for stopping by. Oh, by the way, hope you can make our annual Christmas Party."
23. Posted by Thomas | June 18, 2004 6:36 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 18:36
24. Posted by adaplant | June 18, 2004 7:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Give a good introduction and I'll have my men let your wife out for some sun tomorrow. Let me down and I'll behead her."
24. Posted by adaplant | June 18, 2004 7:01 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 19:01
25. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 18, 2004 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Well John, the way I see it is you military boys can back me, or the party that hands out "badges of honor" as cheaply as lies. Least ways to hear Hill Billy Boy tell it."
25. Posted by Rodney Dill | June 18, 2004 8:14 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 20:14
26. Posted by jasper scroggs | June 18, 2004 8:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kerry just wants you to intern for him.
26. Posted by jasper scroggs | June 18, 2004 8:47 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 20:47
27. Posted by Misanthropyst | June 18, 2004 9:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We're gonna nuke the fucks. Keep it under your hat.
27. Posted by Misanthropyst | June 18, 2004 9:22 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 21:22
28. Posted by McGehee | June 18, 2004 10:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...now, when I snap my fingers you'll awaken feelin' refreshed, an' you won't remember any of this conversation. All you will know is that John Kerry is a prison guard from the ol' Hanoi Hilton."
28. Posted by McGehee | June 18, 2004 10:22 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 22:22
29. Posted by Timmer | June 18, 2004 10:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Good job keeping J Frenchie K busy...don't worry, come January there will be some serious changes...you're in there.
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There's a better picture of me at digitalwarfighter.com.
29. Posted by Timmer | June 18, 2004 10:36 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 22:36
30. Posted by Slant Point | June 19, 2004 12:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush: Who farted? Ah, that damn McCain again - all that spicy Mexican food they eat in Arizona...
McCain: What's that smell? Has W been eating Mexican again? Damn Texans...
30. Posted by Slant Point | June 19, 2004 12:36 AM |
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Posted on June 19, 2004 00:36
31. Posted by Chris | June 19, 2004 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nice move, John. Let's run that play again. Fake left, run right, on two. Ready, break!
31. Posted by Chris | June 19, 2004 12:45 AM |
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Posted on June 19, 2004 00:45
32. Posted by noluvfordems | June 19, 2004 5:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know John, I know, Theresa Heinz-Kerry gives the best damn head... but you have to forget about her.
32. Posted by noluvfordems | June 19, 2004 5:27 PM |
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Posted on June 19, 2004 17:27
33. Posted by McGehee | June 19, 2004 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hello? Laura? I'm calling you on the new McCain Robot Phone that Condi developed for me. Nobody can tell it's not the real John McCain!"
33. Posted by McGehee | June 19, 2004 5:59 PM |
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Posted on June 19, 2004 17:59
34. Posted by Rodne Dill | June 19, 2004 11:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"John, John, John, didn't your momma never tell ya, don't run with scissors?"
34. Posted by Rodne Dill | June 19, 2004 11:03 PM |
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Posted on June 19, 2004 23:03
35. Posted by Chris | June 19, 2004 11:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Damn, I drank the water and I think I just shit myself!
35. Posted by Chris | June 19, 2004 11:21 PM |
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Posted on June 19, 2004 23:21
36. Posted by samantha | June 19, 2004 11:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I know I said 20 million but 15 million is all I got! Now smile and look pretty!
36. Posted by samantha | June 19, 2004 11:41 PM |
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Posted on June 19, 2004 23:41
37. Posted by donn | June 20, 2004 3:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You run for Vice President with Kerry and you'll wish you never had that cancer cut off your face.
37. Posted by donn | June 20, 2004 3:44 AM |
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Posted on June 20, 2004 03:44
38. Posted by MoreQuestions | June 20, 2004 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Feel this, go ahead, just a little bit lower.
38. Posted by MoreQuestions | June 20, 2004 10:34 AM |
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Posted on June 20, 2004 10:34
39. Posted by Tom | June 20, 2004 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
McCain (thinking): Take you hand off my butt, take your hand off my butt, take your hand...
39. Posted by Tom | June 20, 2004 1:26 PM |
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Posted on June 20, 2004 13:26