As many of you know I am (or was) a pretty loyal Republican. [BTW This is a Paul post]
But I've been thinking it thru and it might be time to switch to the Democrat Party.
Free beer if you register to vote
(June 18, 2004) — Here’s a way to get young people registered to vote: Give them free beer.
That’s the plan at today’s East End Festival. Monroe County Democrats have teamed up with High Falls Brewery to offer two free 2-ounce beers to those who register to vote at the festival.
Wait- I just noticed something... 2 ounces!... 2 ounces of beer? I'd have to register to vote like 47 times! Typical Democrats. Always promising something for free they can't deliver.
On second thought, I think I'll stay a republican and pay for my own damn beer.
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Hahah! It's probably crapp... (Below threshold)1. Posted by curtis | June 18, 2004 11:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hahah! It's probably crappy beer too- you know, they're always doing things half-ass and all...
1. Posted by curtis | June 18, 2004 11:51 AM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 11:51
2. Posted by OF Jay | June 18, 2004 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Knowing the Dems, it leaves you wondering from whose minibar the 2-oz beers were annexed.
2. Posted by OF Jay | June 18, 2004 12:01 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 12:01
3. Posted by Val Prieto | June 18, 2004 1:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think that only 2 ounces does not a beer make.
3. Posted by Val Prieto | June 18, 2004 1:22 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 13:22
4. Posted by Pietro | June 18, 2004 2:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2 ounces of beer? I'd have to register to vote like 47 times!
Uh... Paul.... I think that's the plan. Do you actually think they'd have enough legitimate votes to win the election?
4. Posted by Pietro | June 18, 2004 2:18 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 14:18
5. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | June 18, 2004 2:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Curtis: don't you dare take this out on the beer.
5. Posted by Mud Blood & Beer | June 18, 2004 2:47 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 14:47
6. Posted by McGehee | June 18, 2004 5:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
And all this time I thought "microbrew" meant something else entirely.
6. Posted by McGehee | June 18, 2004 5:28 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 17:28
7. Posted by Norman | June 18, 2004 11:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You mean there won't be a government program to buy you beer if you vote Dimocratic? How far away can that be?
7. Posted by Norman | June 18, 2004 11:31 PM |
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Posted on June 18, 2004 23:31
8. Posted by Macker | June 19, 2004 1:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2 ounces of beer must, to the Democrats, be the equivalent of the free smokes they passed out in Wisconsin four years ago.
But Free Beer? Sheesh, this sounds more like something the Liberal Party in Canada would end up doing!
8. Posted by Macker | June 19, 2004 1:20 AM |
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Posted on June 19, 2004 01:20