I'm on some GOOD drugs right now. Between a sprained/pulled muscle in my calf and a cough that's going on 3 weeks, in addition to my regular medical issues, I'm taking enough pills that when I hop, I rattle. (And with the way my leg hurts, I'm getting damn good at hopping.)
Anyway, prescription cough syrup is FUN. Right now I'm taking Tussionex. Before I started taking it, the sign outside my house said "YIELD TO PEDESTRIANS." After one dose, it said "SLOW - SPEED BUMPS." I figure after a couple more, it'll be a much-more useful "SPEED LIMIT 55 MPH."
Woo hoo!
J.
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"Better living through chem... (Below threshold)1. Posted by IXLNXS | May 24, 2004 12:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Better living through chemistry!"
Granny Bodine
1. Posted by IXLNXS | May 24, 2004 12:30 AM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 00:30
2. Posted by Alex | May 24, 2004 1:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tell me about it! After my first year at college, I've discovered some good stuff, but nothing beat what the doctor gave me -- cough syrup containing codeine and alcohol made me think sitting at a computer staring at swirly thingys and listening to wacko music was activity.
2. Posted by Alex | May 24, 2004 1:31 AM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 01:31
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 24, 2004 7:23 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
When the sign starts saying:
Kill the Kittens, Kill the Kittens
Then you've had too much.
3. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 24, 2004 7:23 AM |
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Posted on May 24, 2004 07:23