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Comments (32)
"Theresa Heinz. All the way... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2004 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Theresa Heinz. All the way up to here."
1. Posted by Jeff | May 21, 2004 4:00 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:00
2. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 21, 2004 4:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yeah, I went with George to Iraq for Thanksgiving. Had me a prisoner from Abu Ghirab up right about here..."
2. Posted by Laurence Simon | May 21, 2004 4:07 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:07
3. Posted by JohnJohn | May 21, 2004 4:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, at my age, I use my whole fist to pleasure myself... .George is a limpdick.
3. Posted by JohnJohn | May 21, 2004 4:21 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:21
4. Posted by BuckFush | May 21, 2004 4:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, strange condition: every once in a while I've got to stop my arm from making that damn nazi salute.
4. Posted by BuckFush | May 21, 2004 4:24 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:24
5. Posted by dumbass amurikan | May 21, 2004 4:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, I don't blame you...I even feel like beating the crap out of myself.
5. Posted by dumbass amurikan | May 21, 2004 4:29 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:29
6. Posted by P. Roc. tologist | May 21, 2004 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yup, really...W likes it up the a#$...right up to here.
6. Posted by P. Roc. tologist | May 21, 2004 4:32 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:32
7. Posted by SpaceMonkey | May 21, 2004 4:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I didn't just give Kerry 'the' finger I gave him all five fingers!
7. Posted by SpaceMonkey | May 21, 2004 4:34 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:34
8. Posted by hans blix | May 21, 2004 4:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WMD? Yeah, this is my Weapon of Mass Discipline... seriously, who do you really think is running this circus?
8. Posted by hans blix | May 21, 2004 4:36 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:36
9. Posted by Slant Point | May 21, 2004 4:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Arnold's not the only Republican with huge biceps. I got these babies from constantly helping lift the weight of the world of George's shoulders.
9. Posted by Slant Point | May 21, 2004 4:48 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:48
10. Posted by Re-Pubic-an | May 21, 2004 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Repubicans? Yeah, all brawn, no brains...it's genetic...don't worry, natural selection will phaze us out.
10. Posted by Re-Pubic-an | May 21, 2004 4:55 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 16:55
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 21, 2004 5:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weapon of Ass Destruction
11. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 21, 2004 5:20 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 17:20
12. Posted by Jay Tea | May 21, 2004 5:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The first finger I lost when I got between Ted Kennedy and an open buffet. The second, between Ted Kennedy and an open bar. The third one, between Bill Clinton and an intern. The thumb, between John Kerry's first position and his second one. All I had left was my middle finger. I was showing that to Katie Couric when Colin Powell's son and the FCC came in and chopped that one off for indecency."
J.
12. Posted by Jay Tea | May 21, 2004 5:22 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 17:22
13. Posted by McGehee | May 21, 2004 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Pull my elbow."
13. Posted by McGehee | May 21, 2004 5:52 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 17:52
14. Posted by McGehee | May 21, 2004 5:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You're a Kerry supporter? Well, I'm too polite to do this salute exactly right, but imagine my middle finger is sticking up."
14. Posted by McGehee | May 21, 2004 5:53 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 17:53
15. Posted by McGehee | May 21, 2004 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Sorry, I sprained something arm-wrestling Condoleezza Rice. That woman's been working out!"
15. Posted by McGehee | May 21, 2004 5:55 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 17:55
16. Posted by Alex | May 21, 2004 6:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bush is such a troublemaker. He made all this WMD stuff up to get attention. You know where I found them? He shoved them way up there!
16. Posted by Alex | May 21, 2004 6:36 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 18:36
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 21, 2004 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes I do have the muscles of a working girl. I did work my way through college you know,
... clubbing baby seals for fur..."
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 21, 2004 7:02 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 19:02
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 21, 2004 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I do intend to continue my role as a proponent of education. Just this week I learned something new. When Juggling, you can only catch the wrong end of a machete' once.
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 21, 2004 7:04 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 19:04
19. Posted by IXLNXS | May 21, 2004 7:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"On The Ranch, we have this one horse, you can tell which one, he's hung like.........."
19. Posted by IXLNXS | May 21, 2004 7:48 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 19:48
20. Posted by Mark J. Fine | May 21, 2004 9:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...so I just looked Chaney in the eye and said, 'Ah va fungul'. I mean, who the hell does he think he is, anyway?..."
20. Posted by Mark J. Fine | May 21, 2004 9:04 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 21:04
21. Posted by jrb | May 21, 2004 10:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey Theresa. BRING IT ON!
21. Posted by jrb | May 21, 2004 10:09 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 22:09
22. Posted by Fritz | May 21, 2004 10:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Señor Wences: S'all right?
Laura Bush: S'all right!
22. Posted by Fritz | May 21, 2004 10:10 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 22:10
23. Posted by Alex | May 21, 2004 11:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You want to know what the deal was with the Washingtonienne scandal? It was about an intern who liked it...there! Happy?"
23. Posted by Alex | May 21, 2004 11:07 PM |
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Posted on May 21, 2004 23:07
24. Posted by Timmer | May 22, 2004 9:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tonight's episode is brought to you by the letter "J".
24. Posted by Timmer | May 22, 2004 9:56 AM |
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Posted on May 22, 2004 09:56
25. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | May 23, 2004 6:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm bicepsual.
25. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | May 23, 2004 6:25 AM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 06:25
26. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | May 23, 2004 6:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Taught her everything she knows.
26. Posted by Aaron's Rantblog | May 23, 2004 6:27 AM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 06:27
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 23, 2004 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee.
Dubya's woman beat the shit out of John Kerry."
-- now thats sweet science
[ I'm bicepsual -- Aaron's Rantblog, is priceless. :) ]
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 23, 2004 1:16 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 13:16
28. Posted by Graham Lester | May 23, 2004 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
First off Rosie, about that free manicure they gave me back in the Green Room . . .
28. Posted by Graham Lester | May 23, 2004 3:55 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 15:55
29. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | May 23, 2004 7:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"__And duh, the swelling here is from when George stepped on my arm until I cried "Uncle Sam, take me now-wwwww!"
29. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | May 23, 2004 7:58 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 19:58
30. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | May 23, 2004 8:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah. Duh! I do flutter like a butterfly when rubbing elbows with pretty-boy politions; sting like a Bee, when they all put their weenies inside of me. Whee-eeee!
30. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | May 23, 2004 8:14 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 20:14
31. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | May 23, 2004 8:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah. Duh! I do flutter like a butterfly when rubbing elbows with pretty-boy politions; sting like a Bee, when they all put their weenies inside of me. Whee-eeee!
31. Posted by Rochelle Siegel Smith | May 23, 2004 8:15 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 20:15
32. Posted by Rob | May 23, 2004 10:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Seriously, he tries to steer the bike with his elbows. Just like this. But we can't have any more of these little accidents though. George is just going to have to eat his ice cream cone after his bike ride from now on.
32. Posted by Rob | May 23, 2004 10:40 PM |
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Posted on May 23, 2004 22:40