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Comments (36)
WARNING: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 30, 2004 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WARNING: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER TO A LANDSLIDE DEFEAT THAN THEY APPEAR
1. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 30, 2004 3:16 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 15:16
2. Posted by Wind Rider | April 30, 2004 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once the maximum nuance level was exceeded, Kerry found he could no longer look his own reflection in the eye...
2. Posted by Wind Rider | April 30, 2004 3:17 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 15:17
3. Posted by Jim | April 30, 2004 3:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an effort to combat the rumors of vampirism, Kerry began scattering mirrors around all of his speaking venues.
3. Posted by Jim | April 30, 2004 3:32 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 15:32
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"What in the hell does regnif ym llup mean?"
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 3:37 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 15:37
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One of these days I'm gonna figure out how Laurence gets in early on these caption contests.
5. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 3:39 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 15:39
6. Posted by Boyd | April 30, 2004 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
President George W. Bush's mirror on his pickup in Crawford, Texas.
6. Posted by Boyd | April 30, 2004 3:53 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 15:53
7. Posted by Paul | April 30, 2004 3:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Presumed Democratic nominee John Kerry replaces the his traditional teleprompter with a new one that reminds him which face to show today.
7. Posted by Paul | April 30, 2004 3:53 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 15:53
8. Posted by Boyd | April 30, 2004 4:05 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Let me reword that:
The view through the mirror on President George W. Bush's pickup at his farm in Crawford, Texas.
8. Posted by Boyd | April 30, 2004 4:05 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 16:05
9. Posted by Misanthropyst | April 30, 2004 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
At least in this view that can't see that I'm wearing flip-flops.
9. Posted by Misanthropyst | April 30, 2004 4:06 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 16:06
10. Posted by Fritz | April 30, 2004 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Heh, heh. You're right Cheney. This here mirror on a stick thing really does let you see around corners. Tell Rumsfeld these will come in very handy for our troops during those house-to-house Iraqi gun battles over the next five years."
10. Posted by Fritz | April 30, 2004 4:09 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 16:09
11. Posted by OF Jay | April 30, 2004 4:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson song, John Kerry is looking at the man in the mirror and is starting with himself. He has postponed his run for presidency for 2012, when work on his face gets done."
11. Posted by OF Jay | April 30, 2004 4:09 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 16:09
12. Posted by Paul | April 30, 2004 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Seeing my reflection reminded me of when I used to see my reflection it the waters of the Mekong delta back when I served in Vietnam. "
(The scary thing is, that is not that far fetched. )
12. Posted by Paul | April 30, 2004 4:22 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 16:22
13. Posted by Jay Tea | April 30, 2004 4:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Finally revealed: how John Kerry can take both sides of each issue.
J.
13. Posted by Jay Tea | April 30, 2004 4:55 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 16:55
14. Posted by Jay Te | April 30, 2004 4:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"OK, that takes care of the mirrors part of conning the American people. Somebody cue the smoke!"
J.
14. Posted by Jay Te | April 30, 2004 4:56 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 16:56
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 4:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Upon further reflection I think America's direction should be that way.. no that way... no..."
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 4:57 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 16:57
16. Posted by justin | April 30, 2004 5:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
How come there are 3 flags and only one handsome devil?
16. Posted by justin | April 30, 2004 5:03 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 17:03
17. Posted by norbizness | April 30, 2004 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(Kwik-E Mart Clerk): "Remove those Chili Cheese Fritos from your pants pocket, Mr. Kerry, or I'll blow your head off!"
17. Posted by norbizness | April 30, 2004 5:47 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 17:47
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 6:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry: Next President of the United States of America (after all, the best magic tricks are always done with mirrors )
18. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 6:50 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 18:50
19. Posted by Old Whig | April 30, 2004 9:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If you look up here, you little people will get a feel for what it'll be like to have me as your leader.
19. Posted by Old Whig | April 30, 2004 9:06 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 21:06
20. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 30, 2004 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Many years later and far away across the galaxy, an orbital nuclear test near Earth freed the dreaded General Kerry... COME AND KNEEL BEFORE KERRY!
20. Posted by Laurence Simon | April 30, 2004 9:19 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 21:19
21. Posted by Teri | April 30, 2004 9:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Warning: Objects in the mirror are creepier than they appear.
21. Posted by Teri | April 30, 2004 9:27 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 21:27
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
( OK I got my 'objects in mirror' caption now too )
Warning: Abjects in mirror are more liberal than they appear.
(Yes, I did mean Abjects)
22. Posted by Rodney Dill | April 30, 2004 10:02 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 22:02
23. Posted by Jason | April 30, 2004 10:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow! This mirror really does make my chin look smaller!
23. Posted by Jason | April 30, 2004 10:07 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 22:07
24. Posted by mhking | April 30, 2004 11:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Caution: Objects in mirror are MUCH, MUCH smaller than they appear...
24. Posted by mhking | April 30, 2004 11:17 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 23:17
25. Posted by Timmer | April 30, 2004 11:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Careful now, carrrrrefulllll...there! See...if you look at him in a mirror instead of directly at him, the layers of nuance simply disappear and you see that there's absolutely nothing of substance.
25. Posted by Timmer | April 30, 2004 11:34 PM |
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Posted on April 30, 2004 23:34
26. Posted by garybibb | May 1, 2004 12:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Objects in the mirror may or may not appear larger than they are. We really haven't decided yet. We may say larger, then again they may not be larger.
26. Posted by garybibb | May 1, 2004 12:31 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2004 00:31
27. Posted by Rick | May 1, 2004 1:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
...and on a more satisfying note: Using the same method as seen in the Superman movies, the former Senator has been forever frozen inside of this glass.
27. Posted by Rick | May 1, 2004 1:24 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2004 01:24
28. Posted by McGehee | May 1, 2004 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Objects in mirror were smaller than they appear. Before they were larger.
28. Posted by McGehee | May 1, 2004 8:28 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2004 08:28
29. Posted by McGehee | May 1, 2004 8:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Mirror, mirror, on a stick. Which running mate should I pick?"
29. Posted by McGehee | May 1, 2004 8:30 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2004 08:30
30. Posted by McGehee | May 1, 2004 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Fascinating. In the alternate universe presented in this mirror, I'm actually able to take a position and stick to it. That's ... scary beyond belief!"
30. Posted by McGehee | May 1, 2004 8:32 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2004 08:32
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 1, 2004 9:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In an unprecedented security move, John Kerry has had all his Secret Service Agents mounted with rear view mirrors so they don't knock him down, again.
31. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 1, 2004 9:37 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2004 09:37
32. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 1, 2004 9:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry employing the use of a mirror to establish the forward looking vision for his presidency.
32. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 1, 2004 9:38 AM |
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Posted on May 1, 2004 09:38
33. Posted by Brian J. | May 1, 2004 1:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Kerry addresses reporters from astride his Schwinn Superior single-speed racing bike, the only vehicle that his wife, heiress Teresa Heinz, lets Kerry call his own and not the family's.
33. Posted by Brian J. | May 1, 2004 1:59 PM |
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Posted on May 1, 2004 13:59
34. Posted by SpaceMonkey | May 2, 2004 12:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Merde! Is my ear coming loose again? Somebody bring the [BLEEP]ing super glue.
34. Posted by SpaceMonkey | May 2, 2004 12:53 AM |
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Posted on May 2, 2004 00:53
35. Posted by Timmer | May 2, 2004 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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http://www.digitalwarfighter.com/
35. Posted by Timmer | May 2, 2004 10:52 AM |
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Posted on May 2, 2004 10:52
36. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 2, 2004 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
“Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
Does this Botox work at all.”
”John, the Botox is a Kerry err,
You should watch your derriere”
“Mirror, I think the time is getting late,
Who do I choose for my running mate,”
”You need someone like Dubya’s Dick,
To offset that you are such a prick.”
“Mirror, I feel you are giving me static,
Don’t you want a Pres. That’s Democratic?”
I must confide, that on further reflection,
My conscience only lets me vote republi-cun”
“Mirror, I see now that you must jest,
I served in ‘Nam, I must be the best.”
”More of a bust, but now I’ll say what my game is for,
I’m just a Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest whore.”
36. Posted by Rodney Dill | May 2, 2004 11:12 AM |
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Posted on May 2, 2004 11:12