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Comments (35)
"That F'in Secret Service a... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Jeff | March 19, 2004 3:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"That F'in Secret Service agent went that way!"
1. Posted by Jeff | March 19, 2004 3:33 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 15:33
2. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 19, 2004 3:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, that's where the poachers caught me and had me shaved. Just call me "Senator Sasquatch."
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I want equal numbers of snowmen as snowwomen, Bob. There won't be any same-sex snowmarriages for Parson Brown today.
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Come on! I didn't piss myself on the way down! I just drew the first line in the K for Kerry. I'll just go back up there and finish the K tomorrow...
2. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 19, 2004 3:37 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 15:37
3. Posted by Matt | March 19, 2004 3:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
AP - Presidential shoo-in John "Fabulous" Kerry visited Mount Rushmore yesterday and pointed out where his likeness will almost certainly reside someday. Said Kerry, "I think I'd like to be over there to the left."
3. Posted by Matt | March 19, 2004 3:39 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 15:39
4. Posted by Burnt Fuse | March 19, 2004 3:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look, look! A UFO! I always knew they were real!
4. Posted by Burnt Fuse | March 19, 2004 3:55 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 15:55
5. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | March 19, 2004 4:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ah'm gonna hit it raht out THAR."
5. Posted by Francis W. Porretto | March 19, 2004 4:02 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 16:02
6. Posted by Wind Rider | March 19, 2004 4:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In this photo, taken right before he suddenly ended an impromptu Q & A session with reporters, Senator Kerry is gesturing towards a hilltop.
Correspondents on the scene indicate that they were again asking Senator Kerry to reveal the names of the foriegn leaders Senator Kerry claims are supportive of his candidacy. Several reported that after a couple of unsucessful attempts by the Seantor to change the subject to a rambling story about the Mekong Delta, Kerry suddenly yelled "Look, a Bigfoot!", grabbed his snowboard and ran off as the press corps turned to see what he was pointing at.
Veteran Reuters reporter Jeff Stirlong was overheard muttering 'well, I didn't see any "Bigfoot" up there'.
Senator Kerry's Staff indicates he plans to continue vacationing in Sun Valley through the weekend.
6. Posted by Wind Rider | March 19, 2004 4:06 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 16:06
7. Posted by Jim | March 19, 2004 4:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ri-co-la!!!!!!!!
7. Posted by Jim | March 19, 2004 4:13 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 16:13
8. Posted by Rob | March 19, 2004 4:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If that f***ing bald eagle swoops at me one more time I'm going to wring its f***ing neck. I don't care if the f***er is an endagered species, I'm trying to f***ing snowshoe here!
8. Posted by Rob | March 19, 2004 4:16 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 16:16
9. Posted by Alex Knapp | March 19, 2004 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, this reminds me of when I was skiiing back in Vietnam..."
9. Posted by Alex Knapp | March 19, 2004 7:52 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 19:52
10. Posted by Wind Rider | March 19, 2004 7:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If we go up there to eat, will anyone ask me about Dr. M?"
10. Posted by Wind Rider | March 19, 2004 7:59 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 19:59
11. Posted by Wind Rider | March 19, 2004 8:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If we go up there to eat, will anyone ask me about Dr. M?"
11. Posted by Wind Rider | March 19, 2004 8:00 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 20:00
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 19, 2004 8:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey God, pull my finger!"
12. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 19, 2004 8:32 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 20:32
13. Posted by McGehee | March 19, 2004 8:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Eddie! Eddie! You come down from there this instant! Marilyn and Grandpa want their turn on the snowboard!"
13. Posted by McGehee | March 19, 2004 8:37 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 20:37
14. Posted by mark | March 19, 2004 9:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I actually decided to ski off of that hill, before I decided against it."
14. Posted by mark | March 19, 2004 9:07 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 21:07
15. Posted by McGehee | March 19, 2004 9:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and I want the Corps of Engineers to re-route the Salmon River over that ridge there so Teresa and I can enjoy the waterfall from our hot tub."
15. Posted by McGehee | March 19, 2004 9:14 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 21:14
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 19, 2004 9:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Secret Service agent knew he was off the hook after John Kerry noticed that the Sky Writer had left out the "M" in the campaign message that was to have read,
I &hearts Mass
Kerry 2004
16. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 19, 2004 9:17 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 21:17
17. Posted by Kate | March 19, 2004 11:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Up there to the left of that ridge - needs more snow. I've petitioned the state to divert a glacier. I'd pay for it with Teresa's money, but we need to ensure it's environmentally sound."
17. Posted by Kate | March 19, 2004 11:15 PM |
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Posted on March 19, 2004 23:15
18. Posted by Timmer | March 20, 2004 12:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Right up there...that's where the foreign leaders talked to me...it was in a vision...I saw them...they spoke to me...yeah...good times...good times.
18. Posted by Timmer | March 20, 2004 12:44 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 00:44
19. Posted by Timmer | March 20, 2004 12:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You wanna know where Dick Cheney's undisclosed location is? It's right freaking there!
19. Posted by Timmer | March 20, 2004 12:47 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 00:47
20. Posted by Matt Navarre | March 20, 2004 12:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Life’s goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah.
I’m stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
20. Posted by Matt Navarre | March 20, 2004 12:59 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 00:59
21. Posted by Jeff | March 20, 2004 7:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Hey, look! Way up on that mountain. My ego. Hiiiiiii, my ego! Hiiiiiiiiii!
21. Posted by Jeff | March 20, 2004 7:01 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 07:01
22. Posted by Jeff | March 20, 2004 7:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
See over there? That's the mountain I bought with my mouthy broad's money so I could look down with contempt on the entire planet.
22. Posted by Jeff | March 20, 2004 7:03 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 07:03
23. Posted by Jeff | March 20, 2004 7:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
What am I wearing underneath my ski outfit?
A flight suit.
23. Posted by Jeff | March 20, 2004 7:03 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 07:03
24. Posted by Jim | March 20, 2004 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. Aw, shit - it's George.
24. Posted by Jim | March 20, 2004 10:03 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 10:03
25. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 20, 2004 10:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Jay Tea? Oh, he's stuck up there on the ski lift. He'll post a caption if he ever manages to get down. "
;)
25. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 20, 2004 10:45 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 10:45
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 20, 2004 10:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. Aw, shit - it's George.
LOL, Good caption, Jim
26. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 20, 2004 10:50 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 10:50
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 20, 2004 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Look, President Bush gets to use Marine One to take him to the top and I gotta use the ski lift just like the freakin' public.
27. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 20, 2004 11:05 AM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 11:05
28. Posted by judi | March 20, 2004 2:14 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Once I get me elected, I'm gonna have my face put up there on Mount Rushmore~just you wait!
28. Posted by judi | March 20, 2004 2:14 PM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 14:14
29. Posted by Greg Bouchillon | March 20, 2004 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Zee Plane! Zee Plane!
29. Posted by Greg Bouchillon | March 20, 2004 4:59 PM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 16:59
30. Posted by Jay Tea | March 20, 2004 7:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OK, I know a few others have taken this general idea, but it's the first that came to me:
"Lovey, there simply isn't enough room on Rushmore for both my faces. You'll simply have to buy another mountain for me."
J.
30. Posted by Jay Tea | March 20, 2004 7:22 PM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 19:22
31. Posted by Jay Tea | March 20, 2004 7:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"And there's the blimp I usually ride up to the summit -- oh, my mistake. I beg your pardon, Senator Kennedy."
J.
31. Posted by Jay Tea | March 20, 2004 7:27 PM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 19:27
32. Posted by Bryan | March 20, 2004 10:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Somewhere up there...that's where I left my credibility, buried along with my notes from the Pheonix Project meeting.
32. Posted by Bryan | March 20, 2004 10:02 PM |
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Posted on March 20, 2004 22:02
33. Posted by Lee | March 21, 2004 10:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Senator John Kerry reenacts the story, yet again, about how his dancing with his leg braces inspired Elvis.
33. Posted by Lee | March 21, 2004 10:03 AM |
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Posted on March 21, 2004 10:03
34. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 21, 2004 2:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It has long been held that John F. Kerry liked to draw comparisons between himself and the Kennedy's, being a Senator from Massachusetts and having the initials JFK. His slopeside antics now drew a comparison between his own skiing prowess and that of the Kennedy's. Michael Kennedy to be specific.
34. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 21, 2004 2:59 PM |
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Posted on March 21, 2004 14:59
35. Posted by Darby | March 21, 2004 6:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Yes, and when I come become president, that is where I'm going to have my private Whitehouse Aid interviewing mansion built."
35. Posted by Darby | March 21, 2004 6:12 PM |
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Posted on March 21, 2004 18:12