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Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: March 12, 2004 - 3:12 PM

It's Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Comments are closed - discussion can continue in the announcement post.

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Comments (35)

George Bush prepares to kis... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Jim | March 12, 2004 3:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jim:

George Bush prepares to kiss a baby as the evil head growing from his shoulder looks on hungrily.

1. Posted by Jim | March 12, 2004 3:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 15:17

"Thanks to the No Child Lef... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by BoiFromTroy | March 12, 2004 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BoiFromTroy:

"Thanks to the No Child Left Behind Act, I can assure that this infant wills be learning."

2. Posted by BoiFromTroy | March 12, 2004 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 15:23

"You're a good presi... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Michael Demmons | March 12, 2004 3:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michael Demmons:

"You're a good president Mr. Bush. Yesyouare...Ohhhhhyesyouare."

3. Posted by Michael Demmons | March 12, 2004 3:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 15:25

"Now, now, don't cry there.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 12, 2004 3:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Now, now, don't cry there. I'm not a monster. I have the heart of a child. I keep it in my desk drawer in the Oval Office."

4. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 12, 2004 3:36 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 15:36

Big Time. Big Time. Can you... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by Wind Rider | March 12, 2004 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wind Rider:

Big Time. Big Time. Can you say it? Biiiiig Time. See? Sure ya could!

5. Posted by Wind Rider | March 12, 2004 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 15:48

WASHINGTON (AP) - Spokesper... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by Wind Rider | March 12, 2004 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wind Rider:

WASHINGTON (AP) - Spokespersons from various baby groups across the nation expressed outrage and disappointment at the latest Bush campaign tactic, igniting yet another controversy sure to weigh down the President

"How dare he pick up a baby and politicize childhood for his own partisan gains?" Asked Diaper Brigade member Danny "The Drooler" Phillips. "This is simply ourageous. I want my mooooooooommy!"

White House spokeswoman Karen Hughes dismissed the controversy as being manufactured by the media and hard core supporters of the Kerry campaign, specifically his position on "just one more piece of candy".

"This is ridiculous" said Hughes, "promising these kids lollipops to get them to denounce a long time political tradition - photo ops with babies."

The Kerry campaign denied promising anyone any lollipops, but said they intended to pay for lollipop budgetary line items through voluntary tax givebacks from the wealthiest 1% of Americans.

6. Posted by Wind Rider | March 12, 2004 3:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 15:58

Kid, your diaper must be le... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by Rob | March 12, 2004 4:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rob:

Kid, your diaper must be leaking because that spreading sensation of warmth I'm feeling ain't coming from the press corps.

7. Posted by Rob | March 12, 2004 4:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 16:39

I don't have a sense of hum... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by Lauren | March 12, 2004 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lauren:

I don't have a sense of humor (the feminist thing and all ;) ), but I think Wind Rider wins hands down.

No competition.

8. Posted by Lauren | March 12, 2004 5:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 17:41

"Her name is Green, Mr. Pre... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Jay Tea | March 12, 2004 5:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Her name is Green, Mr. President. Soylent Green."

J.

9. Posted by Jay Tea | March 12, 2004 5:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 17:56

"Go ahead, Mr. President. T... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by Jay Tea | March 12, 2004 5:57 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Go ahead, Mr. President. Trust me, they're delicious."

J.

10. Posted by Jay Tea | March 12, 2004 5:57 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 17:57

"Awww, doesn't he have just... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 12, 2004 5:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Awww, doesn't he have just the cutest monkey face."
"Holy Shit, this baby talks!"

11. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 12, 2004 5:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 17:59

April 10, 2004: Seconds bef... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Jay Tea | March 12, 2004 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

April 10, 2004: Seconds before the incident that led to his eventual impeachment and indictment, President George H. W. Bush mishears the words of a supporter and confuses "Soiled Diaper" with "Soylent Green."

J.

12. Posted by Jay Tea | March 12, 2004 6:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 18:06

Hey baby, you're mommys goi... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by RANT | March 12, 2004 6:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RANT:

Hey baby, you're mommys going to be my new intern, yesss she is! yesss she is!

13. Posted by RANT | March 12, 2004 6:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 18:24

Da da... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 12, 2004 6:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Da da

14. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 12, 2004 6:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 18:56

After raping, killing, pill... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 12, 2004 10:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Laurence Simon:

After raping, killing, pillaging and burning, President Bush regrets having filled up on salad when he's expected to eat the baby..

15. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 12, 2004 10:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 22:19

What is it about younger wo... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by judi | March 12, 2004 10:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
judi:

What is it about younger women in the Oval Office with berets?

16. Posted by judi | March 12, 2004 10:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 22:29

"I knew I should have flush... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by MrNoGood | March 12, 2004 10:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
MrNoGood:

"I knew I should have flushed that condom myself"

17. Posted by MrNoGood | March 12, 2004 10:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 22:39

Congratulations, you're my ... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by Jerry | March 12, 2004 11:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jerry:

Congratulations, you're my new Vice Presidential running mate. THey want to vote against me? Why then they just must hate babies!

18. Posted by Jerry | March 12, 2004 11:22 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 23:22

Oh my! Did you make that bi... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Gil | March 12, 2004 11:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gil:

Oh my! Did you make that big stinky?

19. Posted by Gil | March 12, 2004 11:29 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 12, 2004 23:29

"Get in mah belly"... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Greg Bouchillon | March 13, 2004 12:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Greg Bouchillon:

"Get in mah belly"

20. Posted by Greg Bouchillon | March 13, 2004 12:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2004 00:04

"OK, Mr. President, but ple... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Jay Tea | March 13, 2004 1:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"OK, Mr. President, but please: no hickeys."

J.

21. Posted by Jay Tea | March 13, 2004 1:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2004 01:33

"Your mommy's hot, ain't sh... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by Allah | March 13, 2004 1:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Allah:

"Your mommy's hot, ain't she, darlin'? Yes she is. Yes. she. is!"

22. Posted by Allah | March 13, 2004 1:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2004 01:39

"Mark Your Calendars - Eat ... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by Pixy Misa | March 13, 2004 4:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pixy Misa:

"Mark Your Calendars - Eat An Animal For PETA Day"

23. Posted by Pixy Misa | March 13, 2004 4:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2004 04:25

Who's your daddy?... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Ianinnc | March 13, 2004 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ianinnc:

Who's your daddy?

24. Posted by Ianinnc | March 13, 2004 11:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2004 11:05

I know, I know! MOST parent... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by Mary | March 13, 2004 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mary:

I know, I know! MOST parent's DON'T KNOW that a child can learn ANYTHING that you have the patience to teach them.....THAT is what we are trying to get through to them with the rules about what You need to know to get into kindergarten! "I" know you can, we need to teach the parents that you can!!!!! You GO GIRL!

25. Posted by Mary | March 13, 2004 1:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2004 13:25

I tell you the deck was hea... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Bob | March 13, 2004 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bob:

I tell you the deck was heaving and tossing but then we hit the third wire and we were down. Mission accomplished partner.

26. Posted by Bob | March 13, 2004 3:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2004 15:49

"Ha ha, I think we've found... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Lee | March 13, 2004 4:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lee:

"Ha ha, I think we've found a Weapon of Mass Di-stink-tion. Ha ha... get it? You see, because she's got dirty diapers."

27. Posted by Lee | March 13, 2004 4:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 13, 2004 16:52

A cunningly disguised Osama... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by Jay Tea | March 14, 2004 1:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

A cunningly disguised Osama Bin Laden looks on gleefully as President George W. Bush unwittingly picks up the world's smallest suicide bomber, code-named "Baby Boom." However, in the excitement over completing her mission, "Baby Boom" lost control of her bodily functions and shorted out the detonator. The President escaped, never knowing just how closely death had passed him by.

28. Posted by Jay Tea | March 14, 2004 1:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2004 01:33

"Holy Mother of Mercy, have... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 14, 2004 7:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

"Holy Mother of Mercy, have you been eating prunes again?"

29. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 14, 2004 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2004 07:51

Smile for the nice man swee... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Timmer | March 14, 2004 11:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Smile for the nice man sweetie. A picture like this is worth at least a couple hundred thousand to keep me from saying anything that might make him look bad.

30. Posted by Timmer | March 14, 2004 11:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2004 11:37

The DNC could only make fur... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 14, 2004 12:33 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

The DNC could only make further strenuous objections that the President Bush catching Michael Jackson's dropped baby incident was contrived for political gain. President Bush's presence on the scene was indeed fortuitous. Even Terry McAuliffe had to admit, though the incident was staged, that Michael Jackson (seen over dubya's left shoulder) had finally found a much better, though somewhat misguided, plastic surgeon.

31. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 14, 2004 12:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2004 12:33

Gee J., that last post of y... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 14, 2004 12:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Gee J., that last post of yours was well planned out, well constructed and funny. So tell me, what the hell happened?

32. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 14, 2004 12:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2004 12:35

You want a play by play, Ro... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by Jay Tea | March 14, 2004 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

You want a play by play, Rodney? OK... my first three were all done at work, when I was getting ready to leave. I had a germ of an idea, but it wasn't until the third one that it finally gelled. My next two came to me in the middle of the night; I'm just glad I woke up enough to fully piece together "Baby Boom."

So far I'm favoring Wind Rider's AP story, Rob's warmth, Pixy's timely suckup, and your Michael Jackson one, Rodney.

Hey, wanna make a side bet on the winners? Lair's salad one is good, but not quite the bombshell he's pulled in the past. In fact, I don't think there's a real blockbuster in the bunch thus far.

J.

33. Posted by Jay Tea | March 14, 2004 3:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2004 15:21

Wind Rider's is pretty good... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 14, 2004 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney Dill:

Wind Rider's is pretty good. Slamming PETA is almost always worthwhile. Outside of that it looks too close to call.

If there's a block buster out there it probably won't be mine.

34. Posted by Rodney Dill | March 14, 2004 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2004 16:12

"Don't cry, little girl. Lo... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by Jay Tea | March 14, 2004 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea:

"Don't cry, little girl. Look at me! You don't need teeth to become President..."

J.

35. Posted by Jay Tea | March 14, 2004 7:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on March 14, 2004 19:02




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