This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was as topical as could be. The winning captions for this picture:
1) (Laurence Simon) - "... and this is when I'm getting raped by a guard with a broom handle. Although, in a pinch, a mop handle will do."
2) (Feste) - "Prior to sentencing Martha addresses her staff: '...and this is the date I'll return from prison, and let me tell you; scores will be settled.'"
3) (Val Prieto) - "Marthe Stewart, ever the organizer, prepares for her correctional sojourn by developing her "I'm Your Bitch" monthly calendar. Fellow convicts will take daily turns for 'Tea with Martha.'"
Until Friday...
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Wow, she's a lot s... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Burnt Fuse | March 8, 2004 2:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wow, she's a lot skinnier in that pic.
1. Posted by Burnt Fuse | March 8, 2004 2:28 AM |
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Posted on March 8, 2004 02:28
2. Posted by Dr. Schloktopus | March 8, 2004 12:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'd do her.. but that's only cause I find power, money, insider trading, and unobtainable decorating standards sexy.
2. Posted by Dr. Schloktopus | March 8, 2004 12:13 PM |
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Posted on March 8, 2004 12:13
3. Posted by David D | March 8, 2004 7:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gee, I had never realized that rape was funny.
3. Posted by David D | March 8, 2004 7:52 PM |
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Posted on March 8, 2004 19:52
4. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 8, 2004 8:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David D.-
Not only =can= it be funny, but I'm just the man to find the rare circumstance under which it can be funny.
4. Posted by Laurence Simon | March 8, 2004 8:56 PM |
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Posted on March 8, 2004 20:56
5. Posted by Jay Tea | March 9, 2004 5:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I swore to sit this one out, but I've been holding back this followup to Lair's since I first saw it:
"And remember: a good varnish will not only bring out the handle's natural luster, it will also help avoid those awkward-to-explain splinters."
J.
5. Posted by Jay Tea | March 9, 2004 5:17 AM |
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Posted on March 9, 2004 05:17