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Comments (29)
"Hey, what's the name of th... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Rob | January 23, 2004 5:13 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, what's the name of that Who song where the guy goes...yeeaaaahhhhggggg."
1. Posted by Rob | January 23, 2004 5:13 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 17:13
2. Posted by Fritz | January 23, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
With three musical remixes of his Iowa concession speech on the Billboard charts and his chances for the White House shrinking by the minute, Howard Dean announced that he will become a recording artist. "I'm bigger than CLAY AIKIN!" said the former governor.
2. Posted by Fritz | January 23, 2004 5:39 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 17:39
3. Posted by mtpolitics | January 23, 2004 5:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Screaming......aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....Screaming for Vengeance...."
3. Posted by mtpolitics | January 23, 2004 5:39 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 17:39
4. Posted by Donnah | January 23, 2004 5:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Jimi Hendrix appeared to me in a dream and taught me this song on the hotel faucet."
4. Posted by Donnah | January 23, 2004 5:41 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 17:41
5. Posted by Michael Demmons | January 23, 2004 5:55 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Uh-oh, I think I sat on the microphone stand.
Ahhhyeahhh...
5. Posted by Michael Demmons | January 23, 2004 5:55 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 17:55
6. Posted by Allah | January 23, 2004 6:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Spent my days with a woman unkind
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start
Going to California--and NEW YORK! And SOUTH CAROLINA! And MICHIGAN! . . . ."
6. Posted by Allah | January 23, 2004 6:01 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 18:01
7. Posted by Tiger | January 23, 2004 7:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
All together now -- My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus . . .
7. Posted by Tiger | January 23, 2004 7:11 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 19:11
8. Posted by Tiger | January 23, 2004 7:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
No one was able to distinguish the singin' from the howls of all the neighborhood dogs.
8. Posted by Tiger | January 23, 2004 7:12 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 19:12
9. Posted by judi | January 23, 2004 7:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
To boost his sagging popularity in the polls, Howard Dean strikes a deal with the Ford Motor Company to replace Toby Keith as their "Ford Tough" singing spokesperson.
Yip Yur!
9. Posted by judi | January 23, 2004 7:20 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 19:20
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 23, 2004 7:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"...and now for a song of great social and political import"
"Oh Lord, won't you please, give me more votes.
John Kerry's been winning, now New Hampshires my hope.
Worked so hard in Iowa, but I screamed like a dope.
Oh Lord, won't you please, give me more votes."
(with apologies to the memory of Janis Joplin)
10. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 23, 2004 7:31 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 19:31
11. Posted by Lawren | January 23, 2004 9:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(A la Julie Andrews...)
"Let's start at the very beginning. A very good place to start. When you read you begin with A-B-C. When you freak, you begin with Do-Re-AAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
11. Posted by Lawren | January 23, 2004 9:28 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 21:28
12. Posted by Randall | January 23, 2004 9:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah, this'll do.
Now, did ya'll get the cowboy hat, blue jeans, and pickup truck?
12. Posted by Randall | January 23, 2004 9:53 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 21:53
13. Posted by Timmer | January 23, 2004 10:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well hell the saxaphone worked for Billy after "I didn't inhale" I figure the guitar should work after Yeaghhhhhhhh!
13. Posted by Timmer | January 23, 2004 10:46 PM |
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Posted on January 23, 2004 22:46
14. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | January 24, 2004 12:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I'm going to hit it big by remixing myself. Everybody else seems to be doing it.
14. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | January 24, 2004 12:02 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 00:02
15. Posted by Jay Tea | January 24, 2004 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"If I had a hammer/ I'd hammer on John Kerry/ I'd hammer on John Edwards/ I'd hammer on Wes Clark / And then George Bush... "
J.
15. Posted by Jay Tea | January 24, 2004 8:36 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 08:36
16. Posted by Jay Tea | January 24, 2004 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"I've done a lot of campaigning / And Lord knows I've looked like an ass / But I had a huge lead out in Iowa / But I pissed it away so fast/ Never meant to last / My ass is grass."
J.
(Whoring for votes from Parrotheads)
16. Posted by Jay Tea | January 24, 2004 8:40 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 08:40
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 24, 2004 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now it's time for the second verse of my Janis Joplin sing-a-long"
"Oh Lord, won't ya please, Pump up my votes.
I'm not bad like past Dems, I'm no o'er sexed goat.
Dukakis had tank hair, Al Gore was a joke.
Oh Lord, won't ya please, Pump up my votes."
"Thank you, Thank you, there'll be a third verse when it comes around on the guitar."
17. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 24, 2004 9:20 AM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 09:20
18. Posted by Kathy K | January 24, 2004 12:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Imagine there's no Kerry
It's easy if you try...
18. Posted by Kathy K | January 24, 2004 12:47 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 12:47
19. Posted by Kathy K | January 24, 2004 12:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sorry, Jay Tea, Tiger got my vote.
Though I'll trump both of you with:
Changes in latitutes, changes in attitudes, nothing remains quite the same. Through all of my running and all of my cunning, if I weren't crazy I wouldn't be insane....
(With apologies to J. Buffett.)
19. Posted by Kathy K | January 24, 2004 12:51 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 12:51
20. Posted by jen | January 24, 2004 4:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Oh, Allah wins.
20. Posted by jen | January 24, 2004 4:12 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 16:12
21. Posted by Timmer | January 24, 2004 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You've heard the orginal track over and over and over again. You've heard remix after remix...
Now, Viacom in association with VH1 proudly presents...
"YEAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! Unplugged."
21. Posted by Timmer | January 24, 2004 5:06 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 17:06
22. Posted by Jay Tea | January 24, 2004 5:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kathy K:
I think I score SOME points for adapting the original, although you and Tiger both did find appropriate lines...
OK, a non-song lyric:
"I was taught this one by my good friend and supporter, Art Garfunkel. He also tossed in a little bag of seasoning inside it, but I can't tell if it's parsley, sage, rosemary, or thyme."
22. Posted by Jay Tea | January 24, 2004 5:06 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 17:06
23. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 24, 2004 5:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Ok folks now its time for the third verse, please note that just like my campaign, things go from bad to worse."
"Oh Lord, won't you ful-fill my POTUS hopes,
Knock off my competition, then make George Bush croak.
If you can't whack dubya, then please let the Pope,
Oh Lord, won't you ful-fill my POTUS hopes. "
23. Posted by Rodney Dill | January 24, 2004 5:54 PM |
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Posted on January 24, 2004 17:54
24. Posted by Donnah | January 25, 2004 12:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Howard Dean debuts the new Minnie Pearl signature guitar.
24. Posted by Donnah | January 25, 2004 12:01 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2004 00:01
25. Posted by margi | January 25, 2004 4:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In other news, Joan Baez was found in a sleazy New Hampshire hotel today, apparently the victim of a drive-by yeaaarrrghhh.
Film at 11.
25. Posted by margi | January 25, 2004 4:28 AM |
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Posted on January 25, 2004 04:28
26. Posted by Donnah | January 25, 2004 1:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Goin' to Carolina, won't be long 'til I'll be there."
(Sorry, Dickie.)
26. Posted by Donnah | January 25, 2004 1:27 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2004 13:27
27. Posted by Kathy K | January 25, 2004 7:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jay Tea,
I did adapt the lyrics. I changed a 'would' to a 'wouldn't' and plural to singular.
(If I hadn't changed the lyrics, I wouldn't have apologized to Mr. Buffett.)
27. Posted by Kathy K | January 25, 2004 7:46 PM |
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Posted on January 25, 2004 19:46
28. Posted by Biased Observer | January 26, 2004 8:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After Dean's "grinding his axe" electric guitar performance proved too aggressive for most fans, Dean switched to a more mellow acoustic style.
28. Posted by Biased Observer | January 26, 2004 8:51 AM |
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Posted on January 26, 2004 08:51
29. Posted by teedz | January 26, 2004 12:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..."
29. Posted by teedz | January 26, 2004 12:45 PM |
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Posted on January 26, 2004 12:45