Perhaps this is a sign of the end times upon us...
Entertainment Weekly reports that Paris Hilton (yes, that Paris Hitlon) will release her debut album this year. Apparently Fred Durst is not involved in any way which is a positive sign.
Your challenge for the weekend is to name the record and/or which tunes she should cover.
For example, "Oops, I Did It Again" is an obvious choice...
Update: MTV had details on her signing career last summer. She's more famous as an instrument player than singer these days.



Comments (13)
She should do a re-make of ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by david | January 9, 2004 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
She should do a re-make of "I'm An Ugly, Skanky, Diseased Whore With No Talent."
Oh...you mean there ISN'T a song by that name already?
1. Posted by david | January 9, 2004 5:47 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2004 17:47
2. Posted by charles | January 9, 2004 10:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lionel Richie's "Do It To Me"
2. Posted by charles | January 9, 2004 10:40 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2004 22:40
3. Posted by charles | January 9, 2004 10:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
2 live crew's "me so horny"
tiffany's "i think we're alone now"
madonna's "like a virgin"
3. Posted by charles | January 9, 2004 10:51 PM |
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Posted on January 9, 2004 22:51
4. Posted by Ralph Gizzip | January 10, 2004 1:28 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Todd Rundgren's S.L.U.T
"S. L. U. T.
She may be a slut but she looks good to me!"
4. Posted by Ralph Gizzip | January 10, 2004 1:28 PM |
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Posted on January 10, 2004 13:28
5. Posted by Little Miss Attila | January 11, 2004 5:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Centerfold," J. Geils Band.
5. Posted by Little Miss Attila | January 11, 2004 5:15 AM |
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Posted on January 11, 2004 05:15
6. Posted by Stephanie Wright | March 15, 2004 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I SAW YOU IN International Mall and you were really nice to me. I took you and Nick carters picture on your phone,remember. My name is Stephanie Wright. I am trying to get discovered for my singing talent.I was wondering if you could help me Paris. I saw you on the14th of March 2004 and you were with Nick and Nicole Richie.
6. Posted by Stephanie Wright | March 15, 2004 5:58 PM |
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Posted on March 15, 2004 17:58
7. Posted by natasssia & quinton | March 24, 2004 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
paris we love you! you rock!
7. Posted by natasssia & quinton | March 24, 2004 1:11 PM |
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Posted on March 24, 2004 13:11
8. Posted by Ashton | April 6, 2004 8:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think you are the best! I luv ya! Your the best!
8. Posted by Ashton | April 6, 2004 8:20 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2004 20:20
9. Posted by MeMORRE | April 14, 2004 8:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think that Paris' album will be hott for partygoers,,,, Well for 18 year old girls that get drunk and dance on tables that is! I also think it will be big on the gay scene! She will become the Britney Spears of the dance/pop world. Her being a fulltime party girl, I'm pretty sure she know what makes people groove!
9. Posted by MeMORRE | April 14, 2004 8:40 PM |
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Posted on April 14, 2004 20:40
10. Posted by nicola | April 19, 2004 4:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
i think this album will b so hott! i cant wait?
when is due out?
i luv u paris hilton, ur my idol and you rock.
no matter wat ne1 ses u r the best and always will b wid bags full of tallent,
luks, the acting, and now singing and i read on the inernet that u r a gd singer, gd luk u deserve it hun!
10. Posted by nicola | April 19, 2004 4:08 PM |
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Posted on April 19, 2004 16:08
11. Posted by Catherine | May 7, 2004 3:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
SHUT UP DAVID YOU SUCK IF YOU THINK THAT....
Paris you rock good luck in the future! I love your talents, Davids just an asshole! You rock!
Love you Paris Hilton
From your #1 Fan
Catherine
11. Posted by Catherine | May 7, 2004 3:40 AM |
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Posted on May 7, 2004 03:40
12. Posted by Monique and Kim | May 18, 2004 11:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You girls are GOOOOORGEOUS!!!! Probably the funniest girls ever! We love u BE-ACHES :)
"Thanks Bitches have a nice day"
"Fine whatever Peace"
Your Biggest fans
12. Posted by Monique and Kim | May 18, 2004 11:06 PM |
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Posted on May 18, 2004 23:06
13. Posted by Shanika | June 15, 2004 6:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I just wish Paris would have become famous on her own and made her own money instead of being born a freakin' millionaire..... I mean other people are starving in other countries while she spends millions on her freakin' wardrobe..... who cares if she is pretty....she doesn't have to go parading around town acting like a hore.
13. Posted by Shanika | June 15, 2004 6:41 PM |
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Posted on June 15, 2004 18:41