There are few things that I am currently more qualified for than giving advice to two year old boys...
- Play with your "thing" all you like, just don't let your mom see you doing it.
Torment others all you like, just don't let your mom see you doing it.
It's time to get control of your bowels.
Sharing is overrated, unless your mom is watching.
Stand up for yourself; don't let others push you around.
Don't pee on the rug.
Make your childhood last as long as possible.
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Thank you very much. Just ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Acidman | December 30, 2003 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Thank you very much. Just don't get mad when I pee on the rug.
1. Posted by Acidman | December 30, 2003 8:00 AM |
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Posted on December 30, 2003 08:00