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It's Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. This week I'm pimping out the contest to the Beltway Traffic Jam, as invited. Winners to be announced Sunday.
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Comments (15)
R to LTed Allen... (Below threshold)1. Posted by szaffireblue | November 21, 2003 6:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
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Ted Allen, Food & Wine Expert: "I will sip only the finest wine, and not before their time mind you, from this VICTORY chalice! My cup runneth over and over again, oh my!"
Kyan Douglas, Grooming: "It has handles and knobs ~ can this new toy be any more diverse?? And it can be converted into a diffuser. Do not forget to shuuzz your locks all you fair haired men!"
Jai Rodgriguez, Culture: "I will be your hero baby. I just want to say: Mami, Papi: Gracias. Mwah! Mi amigos: por la raza!"
Thom Filicia, Design: "Okay, I am just having such a moment here. This is the culmination of so much work, you have no idea how much this means to us. We deserve so much more but this is a start, a beginning. We aim to conquer, you know? We are so out of the closet that like the closet is like a walk in closet. No, like the closet is a whole room. Like this trophy will be the mock up for a new line of floor lamps, designed by me and like no, you will take this home Carson and throw clothes over it..."
Carson Kressley, Fashion: "I am so over this gay thing, you people do not even know how tiresome talking with an overblown affected speech is all the f-in time. The whole lisp thing ~ I feel like such a fraud. But I needed a gig because I am such a gifted clothes jockey you know? Oh my god, I just outed myself as a METROSEXUAL!"
1. Posted by szaffireblue | November 21, 2003 6:06 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2003 18:06
2. Posted by BoiFromTroy | November 21, 2003 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Never seen a dildo with handles before!"
(can I SAY that word?!? If not, I am sorry and please delete this entry.)
2. Posted by BoiFromTroy | November 21, 2003 7:04 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2003 19:04
3. Posted by Jeff | November 21, 2003 7:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" awarded 2003 Bukaki Cup
3. Posted by Jeff | November 21, 2003 7:04 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2003 19:04
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 21, 2003 7:18 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BoiFromTroy,
I don't see why you should have any problems using the word handles.
4. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 21, 2003 7:18 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2003 19:18
5. Posted by Tiger | November 21, 2003 8:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Well, it isn't the Tiger Blogotarian Award, but a trophy is a trophy.
5. Posted by Tiger | November 21, 2003 8:24 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2003 20:24
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 21, 2003 9:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Much as Justin Timberlake, members, of the 'Queer Eye', suffer atrophy.
6. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 21, 2003 9:47 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2003 21:47
7. Posted by Jay Tea | November 21, 2003 10:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hey, there are only four gerbils in here! Anyone seen Raggot Junior? Don't step on him!"
7. Posted by Jay Tea | November 21, 2003 10:21 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2003 22:21
8. Posted by Norbizness | November 21, 2003 10:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
After a prolonged controversy where Tom Cruise's and Big Gay Al's votes were undercounted, the QEFTSG crew walks away with the "Biggest Gay Hero" award.
8. Posted by Norbizness | November 21, 2003 10:22 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2003 22:22
9. Posted by Jay Tea | November 21, 2003 10:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"You know, if we turned it upside down, it'd be a LOT more phallic... "
9. Posted by Jay Tea | November 21, 2003 10:30 PM |
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Posted on November 21, 2003 22:30
10. Posted by Matthew Stinson | November 22, 2003 12:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Little did the producers at VH1 know that their award was made from the exact metal the Crab People underground empire needed to complete their nuclear doomsday weapon. Will the Queer Eye guys be stopped in time, or will the Crab People emerge victorious?
10. Posted by Matthew Stinson | November 22, 2003 12:28 AM |
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Posted on November 22, 2003 00:28
11. Posted by Lee | November 22, 2003 4:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It's nice to see five unknowns overcome their obstacles, make it big, and finally have a pot to piss in.
11. Posted by Lee | November 22, 2003 4:19 AM |
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Posted on November 22, 2003 04:19
12. Posted by McGehee | November 22, 2003 8:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"No no no, this trophy is MUCH too gaudy for our living room! It'll have to go in the front hall, under the track lighting!"
12. Posted by McGehee | November 22, 2003 8:10 AM |
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Posted on November 22, 2003 08:10
13. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 22, 2003 12:29 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Now that you've won the Big In 2003 VH1 Award, what will you do next?"
"We're going to Gay Days at Disney World!"
13. Posted by Laurence Simon | November 22, 2003 12:29 PM |
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Posted on November 22, 2003 12:29
14. Posted by Timothy L | November 23, 2003 2:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The winning tribe on Survivor: Catalina Island happily hoist their trophy.
14. Posted by Timothy L | November 23, 2003 2:16 AM |
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Posted on November 23, 2003 02:16
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 23, 2003 8:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Thank you, Thank you, and now, will everyone please rise for the singing of our national anthem...
Y....M.....C.....A...."
15. Posted by Rodney Dill | November 23, 2003 8:26 AM |
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Posted on November 23, 2003 08:26