Judging by the media hype about Britney Spears topless pictures in the October 2003 British Elle magazine you might expect that there would be something interesting going on. As the photo below proves, it's a non-story story. MSNBC, The Mirror, Access Hollywood, and other news and entertainment news organizations have had their collective tongues wagging about a "transformation" or "crossroads" that these pictures signal. You'll pardon me if I'm less than bowled over. Pretty much everyone on earth has seen skimpy outfits on the teen queen.
I guess she is trying to change her image from a teeny bopper tramp to an adult tramp. Good luck with that Britney...
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Guess the empire is running... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Da Goddess | August 6, 2003 2:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Guess the empire is running low on cash. Gotta go to the next level. Whaddya think will be next? Girl on girl kissing scenes in a movie or on tv? How about it, folks! I think this is where she's heading.
1. Posted by Da Goddess | August 6, 2003 2:10 AM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 02:10
2. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | August 6, 2003 2:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If only she could sing.
2. Posted by Sean Hackbarth | August 6, 2003 2:29 AM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 02:29
3. Posted by Kin | August 6, 2003 2:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They were already in discussions with Playboy the day after she turned 18. On the not so off chance her career went south. Can you say 'White Trash' children?
3. Posted by Kin | August 6, 2003 2:33 AM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 02:33
4. Posted by Matthew | August 6, 2003 4:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
It seems quite obviously that she'll have to break down and do porn flicks with Christina and Justin. I mean, it'll be just like what she already does, but with her clothes off.
4. Posted by Matthew | August 6, 2003 4:45 AM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 04:45
5. Posted by Kevin | August 6, 2003 6:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I've never understood why people are so quick to criticize Britney. She can't sing. She can't act. Do I care? No. I just want to see her shake it. ;)
5. Posted by Kevin | August 6, 2003 6:31 AM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 06:31
6. Posted by Hatcher | August 6, 2003 6:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Go Kevin! You cut to the quick. Yes, she's a cheap-looking, trailer-trash slut. I don't see any problem there at all...
6. Posted by Hatcher | August 6, 2003 6:54 AM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 06:54
7. Posted by Kin | August 6, 2003 8:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sigh...it's true. But then again I've always found white trash girls attractive. I had such a thing for Drew Barrymore 5-6 years ago. She's still nice to look at.
7. Posted by Kin | August 6, 2003 8:44 AM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 08:44
8. Posted by James Joyner | August 6, 2003 2:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I must confess, I find her rather hot. I don't think she's much of a singer, but she's already had a pretty impressive career.
8. Posted by James Joyner | August 6, 2003 2:22 PM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 14:22
9. Posted by Kevin | August 6, 2003 2:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joanie - It's Dukes of Hazzard for her next. She can redefine Daisy Dukes for a new generation. Wait a year or two for the mock lesbian action, unless she needs a chart topping video sooner than that:-)
But you're right, she'll go with whatever the topic of the momment is that sells. Madonna is her admitted roll model so this should not be a suprise.
9. Posted by Kevin | August 6, 2003 2:45 PM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 14:45
10. Posted by Tiger | August 6, 2003 3:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think she needs to eat a bit more often, starting to look a bit anorexic to me. This is not half as provocative to see as those nude photos of Ashley and Mary Kate that don't exist.
10. Posted by Tiger | August 6, 2003 3:16 PM |
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Posted on August 6, 2003 15:16
11. Posted by zeno | August 7, 2003 12:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mmm NOT THAT INNOCENT after all!
11. Posted by zeno | August 7, 2003 12:46 AM |
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Posted on August 7, 2003 00:46
12. Posted by Chris | August 7, 2003 1:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The *ahem* are covered nicely, but that picture does seem to take away the possibility that those are fake.
12. Posted by Chris | August 7, 2003 1:41 PM |
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Posted on August 7, 2003 13:41
13. Posted by John | August 13, 2003 1:50 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The TRUTH:
You girls who are calling Britney a slut are just jealous because every man on this earth wants her.
13. Posted by John | August 13, 2003 1:50 PM |
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Posted on August 13, 2003 13:50
14. Posted by mel | August 16, 2003 11:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I don't really think EVERY MAN wants Britney, I've seen better things in my life. Britney is not all that. She is just another barely nude woman.
14. Posted by mel | August 16, 2003 11:01 AM |
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Posted on August 16, 2003 11:01
15. Posted by lester | August 22, 2003 5:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
do you have more of te elle pics....
15. Posted by lester | August 22, 2003 5:41 AM |
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Posted on August 22, 2003 05:41
16. Posted by wolf | August 29, 2003 9:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yeah I want to fuck her but thats about it. I dont think she has any personality at all. She pretty much does whats shes told by her producers. She doesnt seem to have any of her on morals. Wouldnt be a relationship there. She is total sex though essentialy a porn star who hides it. She has no doubt slept with the highest bidder on many occations...and this is one of the few great things there could be about being rich. VERY VERY sexy and very fuckable...but after I was done I guess Id have to go talk to the stove or fridge if I wanted to talk to something..maybe the TV would be the best bet. And no she cant sing...her voice is completly digitized and modified..she dances kind of nice though.
16. Posted by wolf | August 29, 2003 9:06 AM |
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Posted on August 29, 2003 09:06
17. Posted by enigma | November 22, 2003 6:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
maybe her figure is pretty, but in my opinion she has real ugly tits, if ya look good and think her arm away you'll know what i'm saying
she's just a hype, but imo nothing special
17. Posted by enigma | November 22, 2003 6:55 AM |
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Posted on November 22, 2003 06:55
18. Posted by Ewin | December 1, 2003 1:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Anorexic?! WTF? She's chubby as hell. The only thing that stops chunk-zilla from getting fat is the fact that she can pay for personal trainers and a staff of fifty to figure out how to get her back down to size 9 before the big show/photo shoot/whatever. Oh and she probably pukes up her food and does tons of drugs. It's an age-old trick that women have used for centuries, it's called: suck it in.
18. Posted by Ewin | December 1, 2003 1:20 AM |
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Posted on December 1, 2003 01:20
19. Posted by Sarah | February 28, 2004 4:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think Britney is so beautiful, shes way better than Christina and all those other girls out there, maybe shes not the best singer in the world, but she sure knows how to carry herself! Shes got an amazing body, and every guy I know would die if they saw her. So for the fuks that said she wasnt hot, or "chubby" you guys are soooo WRONG! Shes the hottest around, and just admit it all you haters, cause you could never be as good or as famous or beautiful as her. EVER! SHES HOT AND YOUR NOT! ahaha
19. Posted by Sarah | February 28, 2004 4:04 PM |
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Posted on February 28, 2004 16:04
20. Posted by C | April 4, 2004 5:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Leave Britney alone u tubes. shes stunning!
20. Posted by C | April 4, 2004 5:50 AM |
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Posted on April 4, 2004 05:50
21. Posted by james prince | April 6, 2004 4:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
hey britney spears can u email me pictures of ur tits with ur autograph on it please thanks
21. Posted by james prince | April 6, 2004 4:44 PM |
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Posted on April 6, 2004 16:44
22. Posted by Sarah | May 17, 2004 8:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think that Britney is absolutely gorgeous. She is what most men dream about and what alot of women would like to look like. I think that all of you haters are just jealous because she was able to hit it big at a young age and none of you can seem to cut it back off of her and let her enjoy her life.
22. Posted by Sarah | May 17, 2004 8:12 PM |
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Posted on May 17, 2004 20:12
23. Posted by Lucero | June 26, 2004 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I think BRiteny is a hot gurl and all ya's haters out thur got 2 really shut up cuz yaz pissed of n hatin on evrythinshe got evry man wants 2 b wit hur and evry gurl wans 2 look like hur yaz all jus hatin, n really need 2 leave her alone n live hur own life n let her do wat she wants 2 do n yaz also need ta mind ur own buissnes.N i think dat she is gorgeus so all ya haters go f*** urself!!!!!!!!!! PS Brit Holla bak n email me
PSS send sum pics iight
23. Posted by Lucero | June 26, 2004 12:44 PM |
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Posted on June 26, 2004 12:44
24. Posted by jamie | July 11, 2004 12:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Nice bit of gear cant sing, cant dance and cant act mabe thats why shes rich and happy !! one day she will be on playboy to boost the image so the lads will have to be pacient!!
good luck cipota
24. Posted by jamie | July 11, 2004 12:32 PM |
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Posted on July 11, 2004 12:32
25. Posted by dick | September 13, 2004 4:32 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I love Britany Spears she is so fuckin hot I really want to grab her and fuck her. I want to have sex with britany spears. Alsao, I think Britany Spears and Jessica Simpson should get married.......
25. Posted by dick | September 13, 2004 4:32 PM |
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Posted on September 13, 2004 16:32
26. Posted by optimi3ator | October 20, 2004 7:36 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
nice Britney Pics :)
26. Posted by optimi3ator | October 20, 2004 7:36 PM |
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Posted on October 20, 2004 19:36