It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Mike was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker - "Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the Men's tee, please!"
Mike was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement - "Would the man on the Women's tee kindly back up the Men's tee!"
Mike had had enough. He shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut the fuck up and let me play my second shot.
*** In my foursome that is what is know as a D.O. (Golfers will get the reference).



Comments (2)
Very good. I suppose we've ... (Below threshold)1. Posted by Anders | July 14, 2003 10:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Very good. I suppose we've all been there & done that (except for the announcer ;-)
1. Posted by Anders | July 14, 2003 10:00 AM |
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Posted on July 14, 2003 10:00
2. Posted by Kevin | July 14, 2003 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Therein lies the humor...
2. Posted by Kevin | July 14, 2003 11:13 AM |
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Posted on July 14, 2003 11:13